That's it, this weather has officially driven me over the edge (original) (raw)
baxil AAAGH rain AAAGH ~spiral
June 4 2010, 13:11
Listens: The Commitments, "I Can't Stand The Rain"
(For context: If you've never run across Powerthirst, image links to video.)
Do you want to have
SO MUCH RAIN?
Try
POWERCLOUD!
It's weather for people who need
GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF PRECIPITATION.
With all new varieties like
SUMMERBURST!
Cloud overload! It's like adding a rainstorm to
ANOTHER RAINSTORM!
Sound the alarm, you're going to get
UNSEASONABLY WET.
What's that? You want sunshine? Well, how about
UN-SHINE?
Made with gloom.
REAL GLOOM!
Seasonal Affective Disorder.
AAAGGGGHHH!!
You'll have it.
It's weather for men.
TESTOSTIRAIN!
This isn't your winter rain, this is rain in June.
MONSJOON!
Cumulonimbus! Nimbostratus! Raindrops, rainfall, rainbows, more rain than
YOUR UMBRELLA HAS ROOM FOR!
You'll get so wet that California will be like: "
GREEEEEEEEEN HIIIIIILLLLLLLS,
" and you'll be like "
FUCK THIS
" as you hike through mud in your
SOGGY BOOTS!
You'll have so much rain!
AAAGGGGHHH!!
Just soaked all the time!
Rainy jogging, rainy driving, rainy parades, rainy baseball, rainy macramé, rainy energy drinks, rainy watching
STORMS!
You'll see so many storms.
FOUR HUNDRED STORMS!
Give
POWERCLOUD
to your storms, and they'll be good at
RAIN!
Make your storms rain
ABNORMALLY OFTEN!
It will rain as often as
SEATTLE!
People will see your weather reports and think you're in
SEATTLE!
You'll get as wet as
SEATTLE!
Alongside people from
SEATTLE!
And they'll get sick of it and go back to
WASHINGTON!
HEY!
Go with the crazy thing, don't expect normal seasons.
(Suuuuunshiiiiiiiine …)
Try
POWERCLOUD!
The weather that will make you
AAAGGGGHHH
rain
AAAGGGGHHH