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SRY LADS I HAVE BEEN IN A BIT OF A HAZE. YOU KNOW HOW THESE THINGS ARE- A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA AND FIFTEEN GERMAN SUPERMODELS AND TIME JUST SLIPS AWAY I U KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING!!!!!!

NEWAYZ I FEEL A REAL ARSE ABOUT NOT BEING HERE TO HELP YOU PATHETIC WANKERS AND IM IN THIS PROGRAM WITH TWELVE STEPS. OR TEN. WHATEVER. ONCE SAGAIN THE WELSH PROBABLY CAN'T COUNT HA HA!

IN ANY CASE MY PSYCHIC POWERS AND AMAZING ABILITY OF ADVISERY ARE ONCE AGAIN AT UR DISPOSAL SO PLZ RESPOND HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS AND I SHALL DO MY UTMOST TO MAKE YOUR SAD LIVES MORE ENJOYABLE!!!!

YOURS UNTIL THE KITCVHEN SINKS
H.R.H. SEXYDRAWERS