List of The Colbert Report episodes (2011) (original) (raw)

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This is a list of episodes for The Colbert Report in 2011. (en)

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"John Boehner is the new Speaker of the House. Either that or the mahogany podium has learned to talk." (en)
"Greece is building a border wall. Man, those Mexicans are persistent!" (en)
"The south has been crippled by a winter storm - or as they call it, the weather of northern aggression." (en)
Fen Montaigne (en)
Michael Waldman, Christine Yvette Lewis (en)
"Dick Cheney may need a new heart. I say we waterboard the Wizard of Oz." (en)
"Myspace slashes its staff in half. Wow! They fired both people?" (en)
"Joe Lieberman announced he won't run for reelection. In a related story, Steven Seagal removed himself from Oscar contention." (en)
"New York is set to break the record of its snowiest month. Also, its yellow-snowiest month." (en)
"The state of our union is strong, though I think it may be juicing." (en)
"The Malawi government is making farting illegal. But I say, he who suppressed it, expressed it." (en)
"Starbucks introduced the new 31 ounce 'trenta', which I believe is Italian for 'kidney failure'." (en)
"A court has ruled that Rahm Emanuel is not legally allowed to run for mayor of Chicago. Which, in Chicago, I believe means he won." (en)

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List of The Colbert Report episodes (en)

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Stephen has a message for America's new Indian overlords in light of Obama's endorsement of the U.N. declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples. He also addresses the value of gold. (en)
Sears offers 50% off mattresses for Martin Luther King Day, and Kmart offers free shipping. Gun control is explored, and Sherry Turkle talks about how technology is alienating. (en)
Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions miss their swearing into office, but swear in through television, and a difference-maker is interviewed regarding aliens coming to Earth. "Lad Liberty" appears in introduction sequence. (en)
House Republicans repeal health care to create new jobs, and Stephen talks to Charlie Rose. (en)
Colbert picks his winners for the 2011 Grammy Awards and Chris Hughes talks about his life since the Obama campaign. Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend and the Black Keys make a special appearance in the first segment and compete for Colbert's Grammy vote by listing commercials their songs appear in. (en)
Michael Waldman rates the State of the Union, and Christine Yvette Lewis fights for domestic workers. (en)
There's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit discusses the importance of vaccines. (en)
In his segment "Thought For Food", a red alert is brought to surface regarding the shrinking of 7/11's "Super Big Gulp". Meanwhile, a Doritos ad angers Catholics, Pepsi has made fruit drinkable, and Obama moves Colbert by "doing a great job" speaking at a memorial in Tucson. Actor Kevin Spacey talks about Jack Abramoff, whom Stephen considers a patriot. (en)
Stephen wonders if ESP exists and asks Brian Greene if there is a universe where people buy books. (en)
Gullible bowel syndrome is treated by a placebo, scientists can cure mouse infertility, and a wild lynx increases the walking speeds of elderly patients. Notable moment - Stephen tries to tape his face and cannot properly handle the tape. Quotes *"I just wanna give a big shout-out to one of our sponsors: Arby's. If I was about to be killed, I would eat it. After I'm dead, I'd like to be sliced paper-thin and served with horsey sauce!" *"Finally a cure for mouse infertility! The species is saved!" *"Oh wow, it has a creamy center. So, Hostess makes our DNA." (en)
NewSouth Books needs to do more with its censorship of Huckleberry Finn, and Stephen talks about Reince Priebus. (en)
Christine Todd Whitman discusses state budget shortfalls, and Chris Matthews defends JFK's legacy. (en)
Stephen gets a present from Afghanistan and talks to Ron Reagan about his memoir. (en)
Stephen looks at education reform and assumes Cornel West's book is about Obama joining the circus. (en)
Stephen covers home appliance safety and talks to Amy Chua about her controversial book. (en)