[kink meme index] Bad Friends Trio - requests (part 2) (original) (raw)

The request post was so large, it had to be divided into two.

Last updated: August 01, 2011

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Part 16

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=61481735#t61481735
So Spain, Prussia and France are the chummiest pals? No, actually they aren’t. And they demonstrate that very loudly during a meeting.
The argument starts innocent enough, teasing, but quickly escalates to a point where the friends are revealing the others’ dirtiest secrets and affronts: maybe Prussia scored with Romano, France with Germany, and Spain with England (or France with Romano, Prussia with England and Spain with Germany); maybe Prussia destroyed Spain’s tomato garden, Spain cheated at a wine contest, and Pierre mistreated Gilbird; maybe all of them at once.
In any case, the argument starts to get more and more heated, taunting the other two with past defeats at his (whoever talks) own hands, and knowing each other so well, hitting exactly the right buttons to hurt the others (and get them madder): Prussia’s non-nationhood, France’s abysmal military reputation, Spain’s loss from an empire to one of the “poor countries” of Europe.
Bonus if they also bring up past sexual relations they’ve had together (all of them, as a threesome or separately).

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=61503751#t61503751
Inspired by this extremely adorable comic I wish I understood:
http://sskz.blog7.fc2.com/blog-entry-219.html
http://sskz.blog7.fc2.com/blog-entry-246.html
http://sskz.blog7.fc2.com/blog-entry-257.html
I think it would be grand if someone could create a fic where Turkey and Japan are together and decided that they wanted kids. Soooo, they adopted France, Spain, and Prussia! They couldn't just adopt one because they come in a package.
This anon would love familial fluff and all that. Sexy times between Turkey and Japan is not mandatory, but would be great~ I'm not picky about what the writer chooses to do, but I just want these five to be a family.
Bonus 1: Greece is their neighbor.
Bonus 2: Hungary should be their 4th child (adopted later though) who convinces her siblings that she is a boy. (Turkey calls her "Princess" anyways.)
Bonus 3: France has that complex where he wants to marry a man like daddy!Turkey.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=62026247#t62026247
In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio are criminals with very different styles…
Francis: Smooth-talking conman, master of disguise, with connections to both the criminal underworld and the upper echelons of high society.
Gilbert: Guns, bombs, and more guns. Pyromaniac without a care in the world.
Antonio: Hand-to-hand combatant with a photographic memory and a deft hand at lockpicking. Unexpected mastermind of most of their hijinx.
With “special guest” Lovino: An angry Italian with a fleetload of stolen cars. His driving, if it doesn’t kill you, can evade SWAT, police, FBI, Army.
The Heist: Gaia, a flourishing casino on the Las Vegas strip, is having its 20th anniversary Jubilee. Rumors are that something very precious and very expensive is going to be debuted.
Complications: Despite reassurances from Officers Jones and Héderváry that the event WILL be kept under police protection, casino owner Alfred Jones... (see request)

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=62031111#t62031111
This can be a total AU or canon 'verse, I just want the bad touch trio in a situation where at least one (but preferably all of them) are being forced into sex. This can be for any reason, whether they owe the person money, they were bought from a slaver, or lost a bet with someone they don't get along with and the winner just took it much, much too far, or something else entirely, but I want it to messed up. Not necessarily brimming with angst (although that's fine if you want to go that way), but this is not a happy situation for any of them.
If it's not a total AU, I'd prefer it was more like the bet or money scenario, and the person started off just pushing to see how far he could go and ends up crossing the line in a big way (I'm not a fan of rape-truck characterizations), maybe even using their reputations against them, and the situation just gets more and more fucked up.
Bonus: H/C between the three of them to try and cope, during or after (if there is an after)

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=63117575#t63117575
Prussia, Spain, & France are in a relationship together and the other nations stumble upon the three in a compromising position & react appropriately. Many of the nations think it's just about the sex, but I'd like a few nations in particular to express disgust until one of the BFT eventually snaps and not so calmly explains, that they are not just in it for the sex.
Bonus: Somehow all the nations end up discussing their sex life. In depth.
Bonus 2: Germany is supportive.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=63144967#t63144967
The Bad Friends are hanging out in a pub enjoying their selves when they hear the song Not Fair by Lily Allen, they interpret this as England not getting any excitement in his relationship (could be with anyone) and decide to offer their "help" after all there's 2 latin lovers and an awesome one among them surely that would bring enough excitement to one's sex life.
ANY pairings at the ending/ beginning as long as there's some BFTxUK around somewhere!

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=64136455#t64136455
The Bad Friends (+ maybe Italy and/or Germany?) get drunk together and start boasting about their sexual escapades. They tease each other and finally make a dare: see who beds more nations in a week.
Bonus. It’s Spain the first to goad the other two into it.
Bonus. France decides to start easy, with England, but is the first to lose the dare because he stays with him all week (OP is a FrUK shipper ^^)
Bonus. Spain (or Germany, if you include him) wins.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=65246983#t65246983
Spain doesn't know what to do with Romano being an asshole again. He asks his friends for advice.
Solution is a surprise gangbang and Romano winds up stuffed with their cocks until he's overflowing with their cum and beaten up for trying to refuse.
Bonus for bondage.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=65247495#t65247495
Yep, I’m talking about ‘Harold and Kumar go to White Castle’ BTT style.
I was very surprised that no one has already requested this. I mean, this movie was pure comic gold and the BTT are the epitome of hilarious. So I want to see them going on an epic adventure to White Castle. The plot should somewhat follow the original storyline but it’s not necessary to include every little detail. The characters can be stoners or not, it’s up to the anon. Please just don’t make them gross.
No pairings are necessary, although this OP loves the idea of belligerent sexual tension between France and Prussia. Besides that, feel free to do as you wish!
Bonus: England as Neil Patrick Harris’s character. In the second movie, NPH sees himself on a unicorn after he eats a bag of shrooms. It’s too perfect!

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=65275911#t65275911
Note the order in which I wrote the pairing (fouring?) by the way. ;)
By now everyone is probably aware of Spain's recent drama CD: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/9648919.html (locked entry, fyi D= )
Translation here: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/9684481.html
Anyway. In track five, Spain, France, and Prussia come to realize Sweden's not only shy, but feeling a bit lonely. They decide that, since they're allies with him now and they have a unanimous desire to get him to stop glaring at everything for a little while, they should do their best to fix this. With sex. This is a kinkmeme...

Part 17

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/19013.html?thread=66669125#t66669125
Prussia and France see Spain being abused but he won't leave lover out of misguided love, and they are threatened by the lover. It's time they get revenge and save Spain.
Bonus.: Prussia and France are badasses on bikes xD
Bonus. They do sexy torture on their enemy!

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/19013.html?thread=67035973#t67035973
Canada has known that America and England have had feelings for each other, but are too stupid to admit it...so now he’ll need the help of the BTT in getting the two together. But, how is he going to convince this group of badasses? Maybe telling them that this mission will be sneaky and dangerous will do the trick?
...Yeah, Bad Touch Trio playing matchmaker. Think about it.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/19013.html?thread=68280901#t68280901
The first rule of food fight club is that you don't talk about food fight club.
Kiku, Alfred and Arthur vs Bad Friends Trio.
At some point, Frances cries for real. Things turn serious after Arthur throws his famous scones.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/19013.html?thread=68298565#t68298565
The Bad Touch Trio teaching things to Romano.
eg Prussia teaching him how to swera, France how to cook etc.
bonus: the trio commenting Romano's cuteness

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/19013.html?thread=70549829#t70549829
Every weekend, Germany wakes up early to do the house chores and clean the entire house. (choose which day, it doesn't matter)Now, Prussia (already living with him), France and Spain come together to hang out at Germany's place exactly that day, it's kind of a ritual for them. (they're invited by Prussia, of course) The purpose of their meeting seems to be spending time together, drinking etc. but their real objective is to watch Germany clean the house because he unintentionally offers quite a show as he walks around sweaty, bends, stretches etc.
Bonus: Germany doesn't know that they come to watch him. He thinks they just want to annoy him when he's busy.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/19013.html?thread=70039621#t70039621
Prussia is a betrayer that cheats on the awesome Bad Touch Trio with the Fail Brothers Trio. Apparently, one trio is not enough for Prussia, and he wants to be in all of them. So they give him an ultimatum: choose one, or he’s out.
Random bonus: trios orgy.

Part 18

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20026.html?thread=72464698#t72464698
“Bad Romance” Anything related to this glorious parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXsZbkt0yqo
The BFT teaching history? Drunken karaoke? The possibilities are endless.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20026.html?thread=72941626#t72941626
So we all know these guys are the party-going, having unprotected threesomes with each other every hour of the day. Prussia is in the process of not being a country anymore so he's going through some of the weirdest changes and settles for one last threesome before he completely disappears that is until he found with a bit of a problem. France and Spain are pretty confused about how this happens (plus, they don't know who is the father) but they take the time to take care of Prussia and also take advantage of him.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20026.html?thread=72943674#t72943674
I would like a Gakuen Hetalia setting in which the Bad Touch Trio (Spain, France, Prussia) are notorious for their threesomes and general bad-touching and dirtying of empty classrooms. They don’t keep their hands off each other regardless of location, and always greet each other with (French) kisses or ass gropes or the like. Only one thing could break the trend: if one of them fell REALLY in love – with someone else. Anon would like to see Spain come to break the triangle by falling for Romano, and how Prussia and France choose to handle it. Human names encouraged but not required. Please no non-con or dub-con or gangbangs. Smut is a go though, of course. The reason they get away with all these shenanigans at the school is up to anon. >3

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20026.html?thread=72953658#t72953658
Bad touch + Italy brothers, Rashomon detective story: The five of them are discovered at the scene of a crime but all of them tell a completely different story. Unlike the original, the reasons for the different stories could vary- some self serving, while others are from rose-tinted optimism.
At the end, the twisted truth is revealed.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20026.html?thread=74692410#t74692410
MMF threesome: Can be human AU or canonverse, I'm not fussed. What I want is for two of the Bad Friends to be longstanding BBFs/Hetero Life Mates. They love each other deeply, they're the most important person in the other's lives, they consider each other family and want to build a life together.
There's only one problem: they're straight. They've fooled around a few times, but it just doesn't do it for them. Enter the third member of the trio as a wonderful sexy lady. They befriend and eventually fall for her, leading to hot, loving threesome sex. Please make sure the third friend is a full member of the new relationship, not just a convenient woman. Up to authoranon which one of the three is genderbent.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20026.html?thread=75173434#t75173434
AU were Francis has been together with Arthur for a while and is very much in love with him. One day Francis finaly introduces him to his friends, Gilbert and Antonio. But either one or both of them devlopes feelings for Arthur. So maybe jealousy and Bad Touch Trio fight/angst?
I don't care who(if) Arthur is together with at the end, doesn't even need to be one in BTT.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20026.html?thread=75130170#t75130170
The Bad Touch Trio go out for a night or drinking and decide to invite some of their friends/lovers. France drags England, Spain invites the Italies, and Prussia lets Germany come along to keep an eye on Veneziano.
<3 the pairings: Spamano, Itacest, GerIta, FrUk, PrUk, Germancest, France/Prussia. Any or all of those is great!

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20026.html?thread=75970874#t75970874
Gilbert, Francis and Antonio are the Bad Touch Trio, a famous trio of pirate hunters. They are hired to capture the evil pirate Arthur and his crew of ex English-colonies ragtags. Their employer is none other than Lord Braginski, a famous merchant whose ships are stolen daily. However, there is another crew full of Asian pirates around…

Part 19

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20236.html?thread=76294156#t76294156
France (or Francis, if you want to go AU or use human names, I'm not picky) gets a new boyfriend one day and that's just dandy. That is, until one day they get into a fight and the new boyfriend either hits/horribly insults/yells at France in front of his BFFs Prussia/Gilbert and Spain/Antonio. Those two are definitely not okay with that, and come to their buddy's defence!
Afterwards, France breaks up with the guy and is comforted by his besties.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20236.html?thread=76295948#t76295948
France and Spain can sparkle like it's no one's business whenever they want but it seems like Prussia doesn't have the same ability, and he's feeling a little left out because of that in his usual 'oh god being alone is so awesome' way.
I'm basically looking for some humor here, though I won't say no to smut either.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20236.html?thread=77804044#t77804044
The bad touch trio have boyfriends and every once and a while they share them. That is, they have a foursome. Basically all three of them on one of their boyfriends. Either canon or AU is fine.
England is France's.
Romano can be either Spain's or Prussia's or both.
If you have other people in mind please let me know, I pretty much like everyone ^_^
BONUS: The boyfriends know and are, begrudgingly, okay with it (they secretly LOVE the sex).

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20236.html?thread=78131468#t78131468
BTT: hanging out naked
Pretty much what it says on the tin.
Bonus: Others find out.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20236.html?thread=78167820#t78167820
Watching Tv the other night I saw a show about a sport called Bull leaping. Basically they do acrobatic jumps over the animal as it is charging toward them. It is popular in Spain as well as Southern France; and I just thought how awesome it would be to see something based off it.
Here is a clip I found off youtube off it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1L-8xLI_5c as well as a Wikipedia page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull-leaping
But the twist is Prussia watches them and get turned on by doing so. I;d like to see his reaction to watching his friends participating in the sport and well fun times afterward.
Can be AU or not I dont care.
Bonus: Though I love Male Prussia I have been loving FemPrussia but Annon may pic whatever gender to make Prussia
I'd love you forever if you filled this.

http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20236.html?thread=78434316#t78434316
Bad Touch Friends + T Pain – I’m on a Boat
With Spain as the friend that gets left out.
Bonus: France with nautical themed pasmina afghan
Bonus: Prussia actually finds a way to fly the boat the moon
Bonus: facepalming!Germany