Our battlecry is "STICK IT IN, GIGANTOR!" (original) (raw)

Heartless Bastards – New Resolution
Nina Gordon & Jim Shapiro – December (Wendy & Lisa cover)
PJ Harvey & Björk – Satisfaction (Rolling Stones Cover)

Taking a break from typing up my remix to NOT type up my remix.

FLIST ILU. Thank you for everything and anything. Please to be kicking me when I wallow in the sad like yestermorrow.

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Before you click on the cut, please familiarize yourself with the whole Sasquatch cock deal. And also sanyin's brilliant Sasquatch J2 fic. Why the latter? No reason, not trying to get her to write another part. Nope, not at all... *innocent whistles*

KISS-Q.

(Keep It Simple, Size-Queens!)

Each week, beginning October 1st, and running ALL MONTH LONG I will be making posts containing a set of prompts. These may be just a few sentences, it may be a drabble of my own sorts, containing things for you to build on. It could be "Jared is huge and more than likely has a giant peen"-picspam. Your mission (should you feel inspired) is to comment to the entries with:

- Comment porn!
- Drabbles!
- Icons!
- Longer fics posted to your journal, linked for my pleasure.
- Same as above, but for art, manips, comic strips, stick-figure drawings
- Or whatever else, dirty limericks and the like.
- More prompts/bunnies for next week!
- JUST TELLING ME WHY YOU LOVE COCKZILLA!

So each Monday morning, promptly at when-I-get-my-ass-out-of-bed-o'clock (EST), a new prompt set goes up. If there's like, significant participation (I really will be happy for ANYONE to participate, even if it's just me and like 2 other people doing it!) I will gather the links and things as they arrive, and Sunday afternoon (5pm, EST) I will post the weekly roundup, and include anything that arrives my way before the following Monday.

Does that mean you're limited to 1 week to get your stuff in? Absolutely not! You can comment to ANY entry with the cocktoberfest tag, and it will be included in the fun! There is a deadline of sorts, I want to make a round-up post for ALL the goodies at the end of Cocktober, so get your stuff together by midnight, PDT, on November 2nd. I will try and get a round-up post up by Nov. 3rd or 4th.

(This is of course, me being idealistic and delusional and hoping for MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF THINGS to happen. Just call me the Cockfest Pollyanna.)

Also! I would LOVE IT if you wanna help out. Because it is my first time running a fest of this sort, and I just want it to be FUN for you guys! So:

Any expert advice? Suggestions? Shoot me an email: memfishy at gmail dot com.

Have mad photoshop skillz? I would love to commission you to make an icon or a banner or something I can use to indicate the posts from one another. One for the prompting, one for the roundup. Or just some general ones that people can make snatchy hands at. Email me if you want specifics, or just comment with the stuff here. I am pleasy to ease.

Thought up any cracktastic prompts? Don't comment here, email them to me so it's a surprise! Again, memfishy at gmail dot com.

Easiest way to help? Pimp this out like whoa. I will love you forever.

(Dear god, I am going to put this together in under two days, yes I am, YES I AM. OMG. BREATHE, MEM, BREATHE. I just typed "cock" a whole lot.)