White Collar 2x02 (original) (raw)

Watch it here.

CANNOT BREATHE, TOO MUCH HOTNESS.

Oh my god, this episode was so full of note-perfect character interactions. Neal actually being rendered speechless (and, in my head, more than a little turned on) by Peter's bad cop glare, YES. El's RAISED EYEBROWS at all Peter's shenanigans. Diana and Neal: HOTTEST FAKESEX EVER. Diana: HOTTEST EVERYTHING EVER. Neal's Mario impression. I died in an explosion of fannish glee.

I loved Neal's little aside about not graduating high school, and you can see how surprised Peter is, but trying not to show it. Also, Neal photoshopped as an awkward high schooler is a thing of joy (if not exactly beauty) forever.

IN CONCLUSION, I HOPE YOU ARE ALL WATCHING THIS AND IF NOT WHY NOT.