4/6/12 08:56 pm Rather, fuckbuddies only, but open to experimentation.AKA semi-public.'Why?' you ask? because IT IS LIEK OMG TEH TRENDY!!!!11!!!!1!!Also, I was bored.this was by all means intended to be a joke Current Mood: amused Current Music: 'bed of roses' -MSI 7/6/06 07:09 pm Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?Everyones favorite funeral director is confusing. And fun.We trashed Debbie's voicemail. 6/23/06 12:07 am So today I learned how to shave a guys balls. 6/12/06 01:34 am I had a dream that I went to prostitute school. And I totally bitchslapped, then plotted and executed my teacher's demise 'cause she was a serious bitch. Like evil stepsister bitch.Then I had a dream that I went bowling with Mint and Genine and there was an arcade game about prostitutes that knew kung fu. And I could float.Then I had another dream that Natasha and I went around, traumatising our school and I played the violin. 6/12/06 01:19 am Pyrobovineaphobe (12:55:03 AM): WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY BUDDY LIST.Amusing Entity (12:59:11 AM): ummPyrobovineaphobe returned at 12:59:11 AM.Pyrobovineaphobe (12:59:15 AM): *giggles*Amusing Entity (12:59:16 AM): hiPyrobovineaphobe (12:59:22 AM): hello?Amusing Entity (12:59:36 AM): I am meAmusing Entity (12:59:49 AM): who are you?Pyrobovineaphobe (1:00:22 AM): So far as I've been able to determine, I am either the personification of the Christ of Dinosuars, or a brownie.Amusing Entity (1:01:10 AM): Dinosaurs have a christ? I'd just assumed they died at the same time so one of them was a christ, but none of the other dinasours could witness it because they were all dead when he was resurectedPyrobovineaphobe (1:01:28 AM): It'd be lonely, to be the Jesusaur.Pyrobovineaphobe (1:01:40 AM): Maybe he invented mammels to keep him company.Amusing Entity (1:01:58 AM): sea cowsPyrobovineaphobe (1:02:13 AM): Matinee manatees! In soup kitchens.Pyrobovineaphobe (1:03:35 AM): mmmsoup.Amusing Entity (1:03:49 AM): cream of broccoliPyrobovineaphobe (1:04:02 AM): Is that kind of like icecream, only with broccoli?Amusing Entity (1:05:36 AM): maybeAmusing Entity (1:05:40 AM): except in a canPyrobovineaphobe (1:05:52 AM): forcefed to small indonesian goats?Amusing Entity (1:06:06 AM): and people in cambodiaPyrobovineaphobe (1:06:23 AM): Khmer Rogue!Amusing Entity (1:06:35 AM): Pol Pot!Pyrobovineaphobe (1:06:45 AM): Yay genocide!Amusing Entity (1:06:52 AM): YAY DEAD PEOPLE!Pyrobovineaphobe (1:06:56 AM): glassesocide, too!Pyrobovineaphobe (1:07:00 AM): he didn't like people with glasses.Pyrobovineaphobe (1:07:03 AM): DEAD PEOPLE SMELL FUNNYAmusing Entity (1:07:27 AM): not if you put them in a glass containerAmusing Entity (1:07:35 AM): *sealed glass containerPyrobovineaphobe (1:07:39 AM): Like the Pope?Amusing Entity (1:07:48 AM): Like stallinPyrobovineaphobe (1:07:58 AM): Stalin was my Pope.Amusing Entity (1:08:25 AM): with a funny hat?Pyrobovineaphobe (1:08:48 AM): what would a pope be without his silly hat?Amusing Entity (1:09:15 AM): a guy with a canePyrobovineaphobe (1:10:05 AM): bless you, my childuh... yeah. I don't even know. 6/5/06 05:39 pm Yes, I am biting the Sasukitty.Yes, those are the goggles.Yes, my digital camera sucks.Blurriness/discoloring due to broken camera flash. 6/4/06 01:48 pm Somewhere in my room, there is a dead mouse.Except I have no fucking clue exactly -where- it is.Current Mood: frustrated 5/29/06 10:13 pm The reason Mello's hair is so sexy isn't because he got hit by the sexy bomb, it's because after the sexy bomb he found Matt and Matt had a giant assed hairdryer that could kill people with its sexiness.So they both frolicked off together, drying each others hair and blowing peoples brains out. 5/27/06 11:14 am Guess what I found underneath my bed this morning!A dead chipmunk.YAY.Now my mom won't have to worry about it running around the house anymore =D 5/21/06 09:53 pm I would be just about the worst bullimic person ever invented.So I go to the kitchen to try milk and orange juice, and I put some orange juice in a glass. Then I take out the milk, sniff it and say to myself "Ew... it's sour. I'm so glad I didn't use it." then pour the rest of the milk down the sink.
Rather, fuckbuddies only, but open to experimentation.AKA semi-public.'Why?' you ask? because IT IS LIEK OMG TEH TRENDY!!!!11!!!!1!!Also, I was bored.this was by all means intended to be a joke Current Mood: 
amused Current Music: 'bed of roses' -MSI 7/6/06 07:09 pm Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?Everyones favorite funeral director is confusing. And fun.We trashed Debbie's voicemail. 6/23/06 12:07 am So today I learned how to shave a guys balls. 6/12/06 01:34 am I had a dream that I went to prostitute school. And I totally bitchslapped, then plotted and executed my teacher's demise 'cause she was a serious bitch. Like evil stepsister bitch.Then I had a dream that I went bowling with Mint and Genine and there was an arcade game about prostitutes that knew kung fu. And I could float.Then I had another dream that Natasha and I went around, traumatising our school and I played the violin. 6/12/06 01:19 am Pyrobovineaphobe (12:55:03 AM): WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY BUDDY LIST.Amusing Entity (12:59:11 AM): ummPyrobovineaphobe returned at 12:59:11 AM.Pyrobovineaphobe (12:59:15 AM): *giggles*Amusing Entity (12:59:16 AM): hiPyrobovineaphobe (12:59:22 AM): hello?Amusing Entity (12:59:36 AM): I am meAmusing Entity (12:59:49 AM): who are you?Pyrobovineaphobe (1:00:22 AM): So far as I've been able to determine, I am either the personification of the Christ of Dinosuars, or a brownie.Amusing Entity (1:01:10 AM): Dinosaurs have a christ? I'd just assumed they died at the same time so one of them was a christ, but none of the other dinasours could witness it because they were all dead when he was resurectedPyrobovineaphobe (1:01:28 AM): It'd be lonely, to be the Jesusaur.Pyrobovineaphobe (1:01:40 AM): Maybe he invented mammels to keep him company.Amusing Entity (1:01:58 AM): sea cowsPyrobovineaphobe (1:02:13 AM): Matinee manatees! In soup kitchens.Pyrobovineaphobe (1:03:35 AM): mmmsoup.Amusing Entity (1:03:49 AM): cream of broccoliPyrobovineaphobe (1:04:02 AM): Is that kind of like icecream, only with broccoli?Amusing Entity (1:05:36 AM): maybeAmusing Entity (1:05:40 AM): except in a canPyrobovineaphobe (1:05:52 AM): forcefed to small indonesian goats?Amusing Entity (1:06:06 AM): and people in cambodiaPyrobovineaphobe (1:06:23 AM): Khmer Rogue!Amusing Entity (1:06:35 AM): Pol Pot!Pyrobovineaphobe (1:06:45 AM): Yay genocide!Amusing Entity (1:06:52 AM): YAY DEAD PEOPLE!Pyrobovineaphobe (1:06:56 AM): glassesocide, too!Pyrobovineaphobe (1:07:00 AM): he didn't like people with glasses.Pyrobovineaphobe (1:07:03 AM): DEAD PEOPLE SMELL FUNNYAmusing Entity (1:07:27 AM): not if you put them in a glass containerAmusing Entity (1:07:35 AM): *sealed glass containerPyrobovineaphobe (1:07:39 AM): Like the Pope?Amusing Entity (1:07:48 AM): Like stallinPyrobovineaphobe (1:07:58 AM): Stalin was my Pope.Amusing Entity (1:08:25 AM): with a funny hat?Pyrobovineaphobe (1:08:48 AM): what would a pope be without his silly hat?Amusing Entity (1:09:15 AM): a guy with a canePyrobovineaphobe (1:10:05 AM): bless you, my childuh... yeah. I don't even know. 6/5/06 05:39 pm 
Yes, I am biting the Sasukitty.Yes, those are the goggles.Yes, my digital camera sucks.Blurriness/discoloring due to broken camera flash. 6/4/06 01:48 pm Somewhere in my room, there is a dead mouse.Except I have no fucking clue exactly -where- it is.Current Mood: 
frustrated 5/29/06 10:13 pm The reason Mello's hair is so sexy isn't because he got hit by the sexy bomb, it's because after the sexy bomb he found Matt and Matt had a giant assed hairdryer that could kill people with its sexiness.So they both frolicked off together, drying each others hair and blowing peoples brains out. 5/27/06 11:14 am Guess what I found underneath my bed this morning!A dead chipmunk.YAY.Now my mom won't have to worry about it running around the house anymore =D 5/21/06 09:53 pm I would be just about the worst bullimic person ever invented.So I go to the kitchen to try milk and orange juice, and I put some orange juice in a glass. Then I take out the milk, sniff it and say to myself "Ew... it's sour. I'm so glad I didn't use it." then pour the rest of the milk down the sink.