Celebrate Bureflux! (original) (raw)
As ddate(1) reminded me today:
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 50th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3176 Celebrate Bureflux
Bureflux is the 50th of Bureaucracy in the Discordian Calendar. It’s a time to celebrate the wonderful mess that strict adherence to bureaucratic regulations can bring. So take some time to contemplate what a mess the good intentions of overzealous rule-makers can make. And eat some hot dogs but no buns since it’s not Friday. And don’t forget the wine.
Five tons of flax!
Penguin, penguin, make a wish-y
Something scaly, cold and squishy
How’s about a tasty fishy?
What kind do you eat?
-Catfish!
-Albacore!
-Snapper!
-FISH!
And don’t forget the grenade!
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