KING'S SPEECH ♕FREE SHOPS! (original) (raw)
Greetings, adventurers!
I come here today bearing splendid news for those interested in business and shopping at the The Roy G. Biv Market, the IconQuest Marketplace!
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-- AHEM. Apologies for the slight microphone malfunction. They don't always go together with moustaches, unfortunately, and sometimes get tangled. Too tangled.
As I was saying, the Roy G. Biv Market administration has been running up and down preparing a surprise for you! Have you been wanting to open a shop to sell your talents, but thought the opening fees too steep?
Worry no more: new shop openings will be free during the next two weeks. That's right, the opening fees will be ZERO during weeks #33 and #34. It's your chance to open your shop, free of cost!
Put your shop together and sign up in this post. Please present the coupon below when signing up, so we know you're participating on the promotion.
For those who have ALREADY opened a shop, there's no need to feel slighted: we're also waiving the next two month's worth of rent for you.
Start your business now and give everyone a chance of buying your fantastic work or any other goodies you might want to sell. I hope many of you participate, it's time to have the marketplace bustling with colors and activity once more.
Feel free to ask any questions in the comments below, and have fun selling and buying!