Home page, Bob Jenkins (original) (raw)
Looks like Trump got elected to a second term. It's like we're in a horror movie, and we all spent the opening scenes yelling "Don't go near the caaaastle!!!", and we just went in the castle anyhow and the door shut behind us. Time to sit back and eat some popcorn and watch how this unfolds. I don't think it will be bad enough that I need to risk my life etc to stop it.
Table of Contents (internal links):
Here's a hash table, code for perfect hashing, a good hash function for hash table lookup, a FAQ, some theory, and code to search for new hash functions. I tried designing block ciphers and finding characteristics. I had an article published in Dr. Dobb's in September 1997.
Have the cryptographic pseudorandom number generator ISAAC, a small noncryptographic pseudorandom number generator, a prize for breaking ISAAC, and ISAAC's background and theory. Also take some tests for randomness, and a table of orders of magnitude.
Aaarghhh!,Did You See That,Water, Water!,The Firing Squad,The World's Greatest Spitter,The Vending Machine,Dudley Dooright,The King's Raisins,Rent,The Old Gum, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera ...
Look into pentagonal tiles, formulae for n-body orbit simulations, code for the HOMFLY knot polynomial,voting methods,choosing random passwords,jenny for pairwise testing, some error correction codes, andan april fool's design spec.
I have tools for pairwise testing (jenny),exhaustive testing (dice),testing hash functions, and a pattern for concurrency testing.
Consider perpetual motion machines, a dirigiped design, a scale model of the solar system, a page on exploring orbits with Javascript,Klemperer Rosettes, a simulation of Cruithne(a near-earth object), of figure-eight orbits, of binary star planetary orbits, a set of noncolliding orbits, some Dyson Swarms (pretty pictures!), some methods for the n-body problem, and a description of the javascript orbit simulator used.
big data centers,a pedal-powered whale,AI, a protein computer, and Manhattan in space
Latest to oldest takes on political issues
Dragons Aren't Real,Cassie & Frieda,Voyage,Pancakes,Lima Beans,Harmonica,Police,Hawaiian Shirt,Demo,Dinner Plan,Godzilla,Imposter,Conspiracy,Costa Cola,Pointless,Marbles,Ignored,Minion.
Mina Lowry,Thomas Webb,Grandma's Interview, lots of others, and alsogenealogical fan charts andhow many genetic ancestors you have.
See my half bath, a house design that will never be built, a dollhouse that did get built, some recipies, some paper airplanes, and a roof rack for Justine's car.
Here is my autobiography, a resume, a bit on software patents,SQL tricks from Oracle, the Book of Isaac, some birds, some music, some cartoons that I wrote in college, and some early Bob photos.
Here are some other sites:
- Usenet: Google groups used to be the center of the internet, but it's dead now. Reddit seems to be its limited successor.
- Stock quotes: Macrotrends lets you graph revenue and PE ratios over time as well as stock prices.
- News: sciencedaily for science news,news.bing.com for news news,the BBC for a non-US perspective, andAl Jazeera for an even less US perspective.
- Relative's web pages: my mom's online art gallery.
- Specific stuff: near-earth objects, astronomy journals, an online calculator, digital camera reviews, xkcd comics, and genealogical research.
Send mail to Bob at bob_jenkins@burtleburtle.net.
