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Basics

Name: Edwin/Ed/Some Chinese name I can't spell
Age: 16 pushing 17
Location: Hockessin, Delaware, the only place flatter than Kansas
Birthday: 17 July 1987

Favorites

Bands: Incubus, Alanis Morissette (It's for my inner feminist), Nerf Herder, U2
Movies: Bridget Jones' Diary, Saved!, The Vagina Monologues, Office Space, The Notorious C.H.O.,
TV shows: Will and Grace, Futurama, Invader Zim (I have Season 1! *squee*)
Books:

How to Rule the World, 7 Years of Highly Defective People, Talking to Addison
Toe(specify which foot and toe): My 3rd toe. I've almost mastered the art of flipping people off with my feet.
Hobbies: Mah clarinet, imitating ghetto accents, making mosaics from melted gummy bears (try it!)
Jelly Bean Flavor: Anything red and not puke, snot, earwax, etcetera flavored.

3 weird facts about you:
I know where everyone else's stuff is, but finding my own stuff is a lost cause.
I dislocated my knee and tore one of the ligaments in my knee...trying to open a door. It's a long story
I have a frightening amount of stuffed panda plushies. Like, 47-50 or so.

Opinions On...

Those who don't wear deodorant: -My armpits are like a humid Vietnamese jungle already - and we're not even on the subject of odor. O_o Quite frankly, how do people live without it?
Poking strangers in the mall: -Only fun as long as you don't have nails when you do it. Otherwise, it becomes stabbing strangers in the mall. Brutal, I say.
Airconditioners: -Like I was saying about the Vietnamese Jungle...
Cute hippos: -I think I have a hippo plushie somewhere...
Broken slippers: -Tragic
Talking animals: -More than plausible.

Why do you want to be accepted into hipposaysmoo(you can lie if you want)? - To promote the cause of misunderstood hippos and their...moos.
Please promote in one community or your journal(post the link to the entry): Edit* My hyperlink won't show...so umm...check out my info.

Pictures (3-10):

But I'm so nearsighted, I actually look like this:

I might have too much time on my hands...