   [Teh mood** | full] [Teh music** |
Stand And Deliver - Adam And The Ants]I guess I'll be kicking this week off, hmm? Well here you go! Ahh the soundcheck! I love the soundcheck! Maybe if I stand here and pretend I don't know what I'm doing, Carl will come and help me. Mmm...Carl...no! Stop it John! You do not fancy Carl. He's a bloke. He's a bandmate. He's probably shagging Peter. But his hair...NO! Concentrate! Ok, what's next? D? Fuck, I can't even remember our biggest hit. Some use I am. Ok, I'll move on. What Katie Did. There we go. That's better. What's that in Carl's hand? No! Eyes on the bass, eyes on the bass! Oh fuck! It's a banana! No fucking way! I can't concentrate when hot men are eating bananas around me! Just don't look and you'll be fine. Ok, Death On The Stairs...my God! He's taking his shirt off! Oh fuck, he's putting another shirt on. Bastard. I can't deal with this. I'll excuse myself and go to the loos. Ahh, refuge. Is it just crappy lighting in here or am I blushing? "Come on John, pull yourself together!" "What's up John?" Gary says behind me. I turn. "Woah! That's what's up! Is that a drumstick in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? I'm guessing you've been watching Carl again." "Yeah. What do I do? I can't go out there like this! Carl's sure to know...the little soldier's standing to attention!" "Don't worry John. I'll sort it out for you." Oh Gary. Always so helpful. |