Colombiana Reviews (original) (raw)

All of that combines to make Colombiana into a scandalous blend of action, sex and violence. My apologies in advance for having so much fun.

Zaldana is such a sultry and surprisingly heartfelt executioner that she often finds a way to make this by-the-numbers genre retread feel, if not fresh, then at least sporadically electric.

All time favorites, such a masterpiece. Yes, there are areas for improvements, it’s full of stereotypes, romanticizes drugs, violence, and sex. But there are other components that make it unparalleled. While the plot is commonly used, not many movies like this have a female lead, let alone a woman of color female **** the end this plot and story is still not the ideal to break stereotypes for women of color, yet they’re rarely given lead roles in such action heavy leads. So as a female of color that enjoys actions movies but rarely sees herself reflected in them, this movie is a huge step forward and one of my favorites.

I am IN-LOVE with this movie! This takes the plot of an intelligent, strong woman to the next level. I could endlessly watch this movie over and over again, as the setting, the characters, the actors, the big-idea, it's all brilliant.

Zoe Saldana makes being an action hero look so easy in Colombiana, you have to wonder why more actresses don't try it.

It's basically a blaxploitation movie stretched to meaninglessly international proportions that leans on tired Colombian stereotypes. But if Saldana's aiming to be some kind of new Pam Grier, she needs to save more than herself.

The overall effect is distancing; there are some early comic moments that have you laughing along with the movie, but eventually the clashing tones and preposterousness just have you laughing.

A movie so addicted to the crack pipe of delirious cinematic badness that it has real potential as a camp classic.

Luc Besson keeps ralphing up scripts about beautiful lady killers, but that doesn't mean you have to keep seeing them. Case in point: Colombiana...[a] dull cable-TV-quality item.

For me "Colombiana" is one of the best vengence thrillers ever made.I saw this when it opened in the US and i think it was absolutely great.Sure there were problems with the film,the script was ropey and the South American gangster stereotypes were a bit too obivious but you know what i **** **** direction was fantastic,the action/fight scenes were was great and most of all there was the absolutely gorgeous Zoe Saldana given free permission to seriously kick South American gangster backside.This film was my favourite film of 2011 and rightly so.

There are only so many ways to tell a story of revenge and, I

As an action genre film, Colombiana is just a bit above average. Even though dialogue is one-dimensional and stunted and even though the plot is as predictable as the next cookie from the cookie cutter, the elaborate scenes of Zoe Saldana sneaking through ducts and hanging from ledges to assassinate her next target are really fun to watch. When Cataleya was nine years old, her gangster father and mother were gunned down by the evil Don Luis and his henchman Marco in her native Colombia. Naturally, she spends the rest of her formative years learning the intense tradecraft of â

Disons-le d'office, Colombiana n'est pas la plus mauvaise production de Besson. Mais quand on sait que ce film aurait pu être une suite à LÃon (et que Cataleya aurait Ãtà Mathilda), la dÃception est grande. DÃjà parce que question action, on n'est pas excessivement servi (Ãtonnant de la part de Besson), au point que l'on ressent parfois de l'ennui. Et puis, le film s'offre quelques moments de sentimentalisme. Je ne suis pas contre, tant que ces instants soient crÃdibles. Ici, ils sont barbants. En clair, Colombiana n'est pas le film d'action que j'attendais, plutôt mou du genou, excessivement invraisemblable question scÃnario (qui est dÃjà bien lÃger sur le papier) et qui, de toute Ãvidence, n'arrive pas à la cheville de LÃon...

Columbiana is not much more than a collection of action movie cliches and predictable revenge movie scenes stitched together. It's been done before of course, but i was surprised at how darkly amoral everyone seems to be in this movie. Basically zoe saldana's drug dealing parents were killed by their drug dealing boss, so as a young girl she vows to kill him right back. But she doesn't do it right away, being only eight or nine years old. She escapes from her homeland and travels to america where she learns from her killer of a brother how to become an assasin, and spends the rest of her life killing bad guys for money in the hopes of drawing out her real target so she can kill him. Obviously we're supposed to side with Cataleya on her riteous quest for payback, but she's just not that likeable. Her revenge motivation seems like not much more than an excuse to waste people in interesting ways, or her double standard when it comes to morality. In one scene she weeps miserably over her lost parents, then in the next sentence, she threatens to kill the family of an FBI man one by one if he doesn't help her. Her brother and mentor isn't much better. In another scene, he preaches to a young Cataleya the importance of education after randomly murdering some passerby in front of her school. Attempts are made to humanize Cataleya by showing she's in a relationship with Michael Vartan, a bland acessory who mostly communicates in mumbles of affection. He seems pathetically subservient, as if he's just happy to be hittin that. Later in the movie, when he finds out the love of his life has murdered dozens of people, he sheepishly asks when he can see her again. With a story and characters this weak its hard to enjoy the action when that starts heating up. You can point out the plot early on, and find no surprises. There's the loved ones that are going to be killed off at the end of the second act..there's the dedicated cop who will chase his prey through the whole movie but never quite make it..there's the smug kingpin who will get the most creative death..yeah, we've seen it all before.