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| | WWE RAW RESULTS November 26, 2001Oklahoma City, OKAnnouncers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler KICKOFF: Ric Flair & Vince McMahon. Ric & Vince greet eachother.Ric tells Vince that he didn't appreciate being let out of the loop at Smackdown.Ric explains to Vince that he is 50% owner of the WWF and insists that nothing goes down without his IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Kurt Angle. Vince McMahon says somebody else will join the "Kiss My Ass Club" tonight.Vince compliments Kurt Angle for 5 minutes.Vince explains that it will be Stone Cold Steve Austin who will Kiss his ass tonight on RAW. BACKSTAGE: Regal, Test, Christian, Dudleyz + Ric Flair. Regal says that the five of them need to stick together tonight because Stone Cold could attack at any moment.Regal says they will come to the ring during each of their matches.Ric Flair enters and warns them all not to interfer in eachothers matches.. or else they will be suspended.. EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH: Christian vs Jeff Hardy w/ Lita. A few minutes in, Matt Hardy comes to ringside.Jeff almost has the match won, but goes to the top rope.Matt gets in the way so Jeff can't jump off.Christian pushed Matt into the ringpost and Jeff falls off.Christian makes the cover for the win. BACKSTAGE: Hardy Boyz & Lita. Jeff is getting medical attention.Matt Hardy yells at Jeff for taking stupid risks.The brothers argue with eachother.Lita tries to cut in but Matt tells her to shut up.Lita says that she thought Matt was in here because he cared about Jeff, but it's obvious he only cares about himself.Lita leaves and Matt chases her. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs DVon Dudley. Rob Van Dam wins after hitting the five-star-frog splash. BACKSTAGE: Regal, Test, Christian, Bubba. Regal says he needs to go to the Lu.Christian translates for the others.Regal says that they all need to go in case Stone Cold is lurking.The foursome leave to go to the washroom together. REST ROOM: Regal, Test, Christian, Bubba + Big Show + DVon. Regal, Test, Christian & Bubba Ray are shown lined up at the urinals..The Big Show enters and scares the crap out of all of them..DVon comes in and startles them again..When Regal turns to look at DVon, he accidentally urinates all over the Big Show. INTERVIEW: Michael Cold & Stacy Keibler. Michael Cole asks Stacy why she thinks she can beat Trish in a Bra&Panties match after losing the gravybowl match on Smackdown.Stacy says that when she's in her Bra & Panties, she ALWAYS comes out on top. BACKSTAGE: The Big Show. The Big Show is shown leaving Ric Flair's dressing room with a smile on his face.We can assume he was granted a match against Regal. BRA&PANTIES WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus vs Stacy Keibler. Stacy gets Trish's top off.Trish gets Stacy's top off.Trish pulls off Stacy's panties, and pins her for the win. IN THE RING: The Rock + Chris Jericho. The Rock voices his opinion on the matches at Vengeance.The Rock says it would make better sense for Rock and Austin to battle for the unified title, instead of involving Kurt Angle & Chris Jericho.Rock badmouths Vince McMahon for making the decision to add Jericho & Angle.Rock says he will beat Jericho's ass at Vengeance anyway.Chris Jericho then comes to the stage.Jericho reminises about Smackdown when he beat Rock with Rock's very own move.Jericho admits that he has a weakness.Jericho says that his weakness was that he actually cared about what the fans thought.Jericho asks, where did that ever get me??Jericho says that he made a turning point in his career when he stopped caring for the fans and started caring for himself.Jericho says he has become LARGER THAN LIFE.Jericho says it's time he wins the undisputed world title and solidify his spot as a living legend.The Rock says that he is going to kick Jericho's ass at Vengeance and go on to win the undisputed world title.If ya smeeellelelelelellellellee what the rock.. is.. coookin'! INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Edge vs Test. Test almost wins the match when he had his legs on the ropes but the referee saw.Test brings a chair into the ring.Albert & Scotty Too Hotty come to the ring and grab the chair from Test.S2H superkicks Test.Albert gives Test an Avalanche in the corner.Edge spears Test, and Test retreats.Edge, Albert & Scotty celebrate in the ring. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Kurt Angle + William Regal. Angle says that he can't wait to see Stone Cold Steve Austin kiss Vince's ass.William Regal enters and asks Vince to pull strings and get him out of the match with Big Show.Vince whispers something in Regal's ear. MATCH: The Bg Show vs William Regal. Booker T comes out of the crowd in steet clothes.Regal whacks Big Show with a set of brass knucks.Security chases Booker T through the arena (do they know?).Regal covers Big Show for the win. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & The Undertaker. Taker asks Vince why he called him here.Vince wanted to explain to the Taker that on Smackdown when Vince came up behind Taker with the chair, he was going to hit him if Taker didn't release Angle.Vince says that he actually does respect The Undertaker.Vince ends by saying the he and the Undertaker are a lot a like. WWF NEW YORK: Lance Storm. JR asks Storm what he's doing now that he's out of a job.Lance Storm says that he is too great of an athlete to not be in the WWF.He's just waiting for the right time to return.The camera goes widescreen and shows that Lance Storm is actually the Janitor of WWF New York. HANDICAP MATCH: Chris Jericho & Kurt Angle vs The Rock. Ric Flair comes out and says he is changing this handicap match into a Tag Team match.Ric Flair introduces the Rock's partner....... KANE!The Rock pins Jericho for the win..Jericho gets to his feet and Rock returns and hits the Rock Bottom.Jericho gets up again and the Rock returns again with a chair but Jericho escapes. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Regal/Dudleyz/Test/Christian. Regal gives Vince the stick of chapstick that Vince gave him the week before.Vince says it's time for Austin to do some ass kissing. IN THE RING: Vince & Austin - Former Alliance - Angle + JR + Undertaker. Vince says that Austin's gonna do what everybody in the audience would do..Vince calls out Austin.Austin comes out and downs a beer.Vince says it's time for you to get down on your knees.Austin says "What?"Vince tells Austin that he doesn't want -Austin vs Vince 2-Stone Cold says he's gonna think about it (opens another beer)Vince asks Stone Cold if he's gonna kiss his ass or not?Stone Cold says over the years he's gotten smarter, and he doesnt want Austin vs Vince 2 and he thinks it's time for he and Vince to bury the hatchet.Vince pulls his pants down.Austin says that Vince is the ugliest stripper he's ever seen.Austin asks if this is supposed to be SEXY?!Vince gives Austin some chapstick.Austin applies the chapstick.Vince gives Austin some gum.Austin chews it.Vince gives Austin some mouthwash.Austin says Vince is getting on his nerves, but he gargles anyway.Vince tells Austin to get on his knees.Vince pulls his underwear down.Austin gets on one knee.Austin says "Before I kiss your ass, can you make it do one of those tricks?"Austin asks if he kisses Vince's ass does Vince promise that it's over between Vince and him.Vince bends over.Stone Cold asks Vince if he ever uses toilet paper.Vince yells at Stone Cold to KISS HIS ASS!Austin suddenly low-blows Vince and whips him with his belt.Regal, CHristian, Test, and the Dudleyz run down and attack Austin..They fight Austin through the crowd..Kurt Angle comes to the ring helps Vince..Vince McMahon looks at Jim Ross, who is laughing at Vince.Vince asks "Are you laughing at me Hillbilly Boy?"Vince says I'll give you something to laugh about.Vince and Kurt Angle pull Jim Ross into the Ring.Vince says he's gonna make Jim Ross kiss his ass.Kurt Angle forces Ross to his knees.Suddenly the Undertaker comes out and Vince/Kurt release Ross.The Undertaker picks up the Microphone and JRs hat.The Undertaker gives JR his hat back.The Undertaker says he's been here a long time and Vince's still surprises him.The Undertaker says he's been here eleven years and seen a lot of people come, and a lot of people go.. Hogan, Savage, Warrior, Bret, Shawn...The Undertaker says every one of them kissed Vince's ass at one point.The Undertaker says that the sadest part about it was that he has kissed Vince's ass more than most.The Undertaker asks JR if he wants to kiss Vince's ass.JR says HELL NO!!The Undertaker asks "Does that make you better than me?"The Undertaker then punches a confused Jim Ross and attacks him........ HEEL TURNThe Undertaker & Kurt Angle force a beaten Jim Ross to kiss Vince McMahons ass. RAW goes off the air... 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