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| | WWE RAW RESULTS January 13, 2003Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Casino Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler DARK & HEAT MATCHES: Sean O'Haire b Bryan Danielson (American Dragon)..? defeated Mike Kruel..Rico b Tommy Dreamer..Jamal b Johnny Stamboli..Spike Dudley b Christian-DQ.. RAW KICKS OFF: Eric Bischoff & Sean Morely + Earl Hebner + Scott Steiner.. Bischoff & Morely waiting in the parking lot waiting for Vince McMahon to arrive..Bischoff tells Morely to make sure all RAW superstars are on their best behavior..Earl Hebner approaches the duo and says that the refs have been talking about striking..Morely leads the two referee off to 'discuss?' the matter..Steiner sneaks up behind Bischoff and demands a match with Triple H tonight..Bischoff proposes a bench press contest..Steiner says he's tired of the games and the people want to see a fight!Bischoff tells Steiner to please promise not to do anything crazy..Steiner says he can't promise anything! HARDCORE WOMENS TITLE TRIPLE THREAT: Victoria vs Trish Stratus vs Jacqueline.. Victoria wins the match after Steven Richards interfers..Victoria & Richards beat up on Trish after the match until Hurricane makes the save!The crowd was DEAD for this match.. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Sean Morely + The Dudley Boyz.. Bischoff is stressing out over what Vince's intentions are..The Dudleyz come up behind Bischoff and get in his face..Morely defends Bischoff and the Dudleyz attack him..Security pulls the Dudleyz off and Bischoff fires them on the spot!Bubba says that Stephanie could use a good tag team on Smackdown!Bischoff changes his mind and decides to only suspend the Dudleyz without pay! TAG MATCH: Maven & Test w/Stacy vs Chris Nowinski & DLo Brown.. Test pins DLo after he was threatening Stacy and Test knocked him out with the boot! PARKING LOT: Eric Bischoff + Mean Gene + Chris Jericho.. Bischoff greets an approaching Limousine thinking it will be Vince McMahon..Instead, non other than Meeeeeean Gene Okerland steps out of the limo!Bischoff asks Gene what the hell he's going here!Gene says he's there to be a presenter at the Anniversary show!Bischoff informs Gene that that is TOMORROW NIGHT!Gene tells Bischoff if he wasn't so stupid a few years ago, it would be Nitro's anniversay..Gene gets back into the limo..Jericho approaches and says he's got a big problem..Jericho says that he wants to proove he is the best by entering the Rumble & #1..Bischoff says he needs a RAW superstar to win the Rumble, #1 is against the odds.. F-VIEW: William Regal & Lance Storm.. Regal is reading Jerry Lawler's book and makes fun of Lawler's wives leaving him..Storm asks him why he's not getting ready for his match..Regal responds with "Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance" and taps his hip.. MATCH: Jerry "the King" Lawler vs William Regal w/Lance Storm.. Three separate officials check both Regal & Storm for forign weapons..The officials take a set of brass knuckles away from both of them..Lawler gets a chain and wraps it around his fist and knocks out William Regal!Lawler covers Regal but the referee sees the chain on his hand and DQ's him..William Regal wins the match by DQ..Lawler gets on the mic and says "Winner, and still the King.. Jerry Lawler!".. WINNER GETS RUMBLE SPOT: Jeff Hardy vs Raven.. Uhhhhh wasn't Raven banished from RAW? Oh wait, I'm watching WWE..Raven has a new haircut and is wearing tradition black wrestling tights..Jeff Hardy wins the match and a spot in the Royal Rumble.. PARKING LOT: Eric Bischoff & Vince McMahon + Randy Orton.. Eric Bischoff greets Vince McMahon in the parking lot and sucks up..Vince says that all he's going to do tonight is make an announcement..Vince runs into Randy Orton and asks him how his shoulder is doing..Randy smiles and reports that it's at 94%!Vince Congratulates him and gives him a swift WHACK on the shoulder before walking away.. IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + The Dudleyz + Chris Jericho + Eric Bischoff.. Vince says that he's here for one reason, because 10 years ago he started something..Suddenly the Dudley Boyz storm the ring to talk to Vince McMahon..Bubba says that earlier on they got suspended and they dont know where to turn..Bubba says that they have a tremendous amount of respect for Vince McMahon..Bubba says that Vince chose a 'piece of crap' to be GM of RAW..Bubba says he speaks for every wrestler and every fan..Bubba says that Bischoff doesn't appreciate talent..Vince inturrupts and says he doesn't appreciate the Dudleyz interrupted him..Vince does reintate the Dudley though..Vince also gives the Dudleyz a tag team title match against Regal & Storm at Royal Rumble..Vince says that he wants to hear the words "DVON.. GET THE TABLES" at the PPV..The Dudleyz celebrate and leave the ring happy..Vince gets back to his speech but is interrupted AGAIN by Chris Jericho..Jericho says it's great to see Vince again, and says we have a huge problem..Jericho says he was denied the #1 slot in the Royal Rumble..Vince says that the winner of the Over the Top Challenge tonight gets to choose their entry #..Jericho says that when he wins that match he'll choose #1 and proove that he's the best..Vince says that the winner can pick any number except #1, because Shawn Michaels has it..Vince then kicks Jericho out of the ring so he can finally get to his announcement..Suddenly Eric Bischoff's music hits and he comes out to interrupt THE BOSS!Eric questions Vince's efforts to undermind his authority as General Manager of RAW..Vince bursts out and tells Eric Bischoff to SHUT UP!Vince says he's been interrupted by wrestlers Bischoff cannot control..Vince says maybe it's time for a public employee evaluation..Vince asks the crowd if Bischoff is doing a good job as General Manager (Crowd Boos)..Vince disagrees and says Bischoff is doing a good job..Vince says he didn't hire Bischoff to do a good job, he hired him to do a GREAT job..Vince gives Eric Bischoff 30 days to turn RAW around, or he'll be fired..Vince leaves the ring to his "No Chance In Hell" theme music..After the commercial, we see Bischoff pleading with Vince to give him more time!Bischoff says that Vince knows there is nobody on the planet who could replace him..Vince opens the limo door and Shane McMahon steps out! MATCH: Booker T w/Goldust vs Lance Storm w/William Regal.. The Dudley Boyz run-in and interfer, beating up Regal & Storm..The Dudley Boyz give Lance Storm the 3D!Lance Storm wins by Disqualification.. MATCH: Hurricane w/Trish vs Steven Richards w/Victoria.. It doesn't take long before Tirsh & Victoria are brawling outside the ring..Hurricane eventually pins Richards to win the match..The women bring the fight into the ring where Trish kicks Victoria in the head! BENCH PRESS ChallengE: Triple H vs Scott Steiner.. The Coach introduces Scott Steiner to the stage first..Steiner tells the helpers to load up the bar with 588lbs for starters..Triple H is introduced, but he walks by the stage and heads towards the ring..Triple H says he doesn't give a crap about bench pressing, arm wrestling and posedowns..Triple H says all he cares about is the World Heavyweight title..Triple H says that he is the best that there is... erm..Triple H says that he's knocked down, Rock, Austin, HBK and others and he's still standing..Triple H says that Scott Steiner will end up just like the others..Steiner suggests they not wait til Sunday and fight right now..Steiner drops the mic and walks to the ring, where the two begin to brawl!Steiner rips Triple H's suit off, all the way down to his tight grey undies.. OVER THE TOP ROPE ChallengE: Kane vs Rob Van Dam vs Chris Jericho vs Batista.. Batista & Kane eliminate eachother..Batista gets back up and knocks RVD off onto the top rope!Jericho comes over and flips RVD out of the ring to win the match!Jericho says that if Shawn Michaels is #1, then he's picking #2! IN THE RING: Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho.. Suddenly Shawn Michaels runs out and attacks Jericho!Jericho throws Michaels over the top rope, but Michaels skins the cat and slips back in!Jericho charges and Michaels tosses Jericho over the top rope! RAW goes off the air... We also saw a promo featuring Sean O'Haire with a new 'womanizer' gimmick..As well as another Nathan Jones "I like me, but you might not" promo.. 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