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| | WWE RAW RESULTS March 10, 2003Celeveland, Ohio Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: Bad Brad defeated ? (dark match)..Molly Holly b Jacqueline..Spike Dudley b Matt Stryker..Rodney Mack b Tommy Dreamer..Steven Richards b Al Snow.. RAW KICKS OFF: Eric Bischoff & RAW Heels + The Rock... Bischoff tells the RAW heels to "be nice" to Steve Austin when he gets here..Bischoff says that the last thing he needs is Steve Austin as an enemy..Bischoff says that he'll call Steve Austin out and ask to bury the hatchet..The heels leave, and The Rock enters the room and excuses Chief Morely..Bischoff asks if Rock is ready for his match with Booker T..The Rock says that he's not getting ready for the match because it won't happen..The Rock says that the World title is important to him, but not right now..The Rock says that his only objective is to beat Steve Austin at a Wrestlemania..The Rock calls off his match with Booker T and says he'll take on Steve Austin at Wrestlemania..Bischoff says he has sponsors and advertising experting to see The Rock in action tonight..The Rock says that he'll wrestle tonight, but not Booker T.. TAG MATCH: Rob Van Dam & Kane vs Chris Jericho & Christian.. Late in the match, RVD hits the frog-splash on Christian, but Y2J rolled in and pinned RVD!Jericho celebrates on the ramp, but Shawn Michaels comes out and superkicks Chris Jericho!!Michaels tells Jericho that he'll see him at Wrestlemania!! IN THE RING: Booker T.. Booker addresses Triple H's comments from last week..Booker says that he is happy entertaining each and every one of the fans..Booker talks about his upbringing and going to jail when he was younger..Booker says that Triple H doesn't know anything about Booker T..Booker says that if Triple H wants to see Booker dance, then why not come out right now!Instead, Ric Flair comes out to the ring with a microphone in hand..Flair says that Booker isn't Michael Jordon, Tiger Woods or TRIPLE H..Flair says that 19 months in the Big House means Booker is "bad news"..Flair says that Booker is bad, but not bad enough to be World Heavyweight Champion..Flair says that Triple H offered to make Booker T his personal assistant and chauffer..Booker T lays out Ric Flair and heads backstage and finds Triple H in his private bathroom!Triple H gives Booker a dollar bill and tells him to get him a towel..Booker T then lays out Triple H right there in the bathroom! MATCH: Jeff Hardy vs Rico w/Rosey & Jamal.. Jeff Hardy makes short work of Rico and retreats quickly away from 3 Minute Warning.. BACKSTAGE: Triple H & Maven.. Triple H walks around backstage looking for someone to bully..Triple H finds Maven and yells at him for being a wannabee wrestler from "Tough Enough"..Triple H whacks a stagehand and Maven sticks up for him..Triple H tells Maven if he wants to be a REAL wrestler to get his gear on! BACKSTAGE: Steve Austin & Goldust.. Goldust tells Steve Austin that Bischoff wants to meet with him to bury the hatchet or something..Goldust is still studdering and acting messed up.. BACKSTAGE: The Rock + Hurricane.. Our weekly dose of Rocktainment, playing an anti-Cleveland song on his guitar..Hurricane enters the room, and Rock asks him if he's ready to go one-on-one with the Great One?Rock says he's been waiting for the Scorpion King vs The Hurricane..Rock asks Hurricane what kind of powers he thinks he has..Hurricane says he's got his Hurripowers!Rock gets serious and wishes Hurricane luck tonight, then lays him out with one punch! #1 CONTENDERS MATCH: Trish Stratus vs Jazz.. 20 seconds into the match, Victoria runs in and lays out both girls with the Womans title belt.. IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff + Steve Austin + The Rock.. Bischoff says that he wanted Austin beaten to a bloody pulp last week..Bischoff said he let his personal feelings get in the way of business..Bischoff says that he's sorry that he fired Austin via fedEX from WCW..Bischoff says that he's sorry for saying that Austin would never amount to anything..Bischoff also apologizes to Jim Ross for smashing a cinder block over his face a few weeks back!Bischoff says that if he hadn't fired Austin, than the whole Stone Cold gimmick would never have been born..Bischoff says he deserves some credit for Stone Cold being in the WWE..Bischoff says that Austin deserves credit for saving Bischoff's job..Bischoff says that he and Austin single handedly reinvented the business (different companies)..Bischoff says that they are a lot alike and should bury the hatchet right here and now..Steve Austin's music hits and out comes the Rattlesnake to the ring with Bischoff..Austin finds it interesting that Bischoff is trying to take credit for everything Stone Cold has done..Bischoff extends his hand to Austin to try to bury the hatchet..Austin instead sticks his middle finger in Bischoff's face!!Austin says that he thought Bischoff's speech was BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!Austin says the only thing he wants to bury tonight, is his foot, in Bischoff's ASS!Suddenly the Rock comes out to the stage and stops Austin from doing something to Bischoff..Rock runs his mouth for a minute like he always does blah blah blah blah..Austin challenges Rock to come down there and slap his face!Austin remembers that the last two times Austin & Rock faced off, Austin won both times!Rock says that Stone Cold Steve Austin is NOTHING..Austin says that The Rock is scared..Austin lays down in the center of the ring and challenges Rock to come down and pin him!Austin says that he isn't leaving the building until he kicks someone's ass!Austin turns around and stomps a mudhole in Eric Bischoff!Rock runs down into the ring, but Austin turns around, and Rock runs away again!! NON TITLE MATCH: Triple H (World Champion) vs Maven.. Triple H won in a shocker (sarcasm)..Triple H bullies Triple H after the match and throws him out of the ring..Maven got his head caught between the ropes..Al Snow ran out and helped free Maven from the ropes..Triple H then buried Al Snow with one clothesline and a pedigree.. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Chief Morely.. Bischoff is upset that Steve Austin didn't accept his apology tonight..Morely says that Bischoff did everything he could and went above and beyond..Morely says that not even Mr McMahon tries to make a mends with Steve Austin..Bischoff gets an idea and announces Eric Bischoff vs Steve Austin next week with HIS rules.. BACKSTAGE: Stacy Keibler.. Stacy on her cell phone talking to her boyfriend, Test..Stacy finds out that Test is already down south four days before the Girls Gone Wild gig.. INTERVIEW: Terri & Stone Cold Steve Austin.. Terri informs Steve Austin that he's got a rematch with Eric Bischoff next week..Steve Austin smiles and says that he likes it.. HANDICAP MATCH: DVon vs Lance Storm & Chief Morely.. Morely says that if Bubba or Spike interfers, then the Dudleyz will remain suspended..Morely says that if DVon can win the handicap match, all three Dudleyz will be reinstated..As expected, no progress was made, and Morely & Storm defeated DVon with ease.. GIRLS GONE WILD WET T-SHIRT CONTEST: Jerry Lawler + 4 sluts + Stacy Keibler.. This was a pathetic plug for this Thursday's Girls Gone Wild Pay Per View..The GGW PPV will supposely feature Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, Nidia & Test..King introduces four of Cleveland's "Finest" -- Editor's Note: Dirtiest..King gets ready to use the super soaker on the four girls..Suddenly Stacy Keibler's music hits and out comes the skinny bimbo..Stacy says she was upset with Test earlier but then she realized she's just as wild as anybody..Stacy tells King to step aside cause she's gonna get these girls all wet..King insists on introducing the girls first, as if it makes a difference..Stacy sprays each of the girls, who don't appear to have a complete brain between them..Stacy says that she will be at GGW to show everybody just how wild a diva can get!Stacy tell King to spray her next!King has an orgasm in the middle of the ring and does what he's told.. MATCH: The Rock vs The Hurricane.. Rock beats on Hurricane for a while, then puts Hurricane's cape on to mock him..Rock is about to finish Hurricane off with the People's Elbow when Steve Austin's music hits!Steve Austin walks down to ringside and distracts Rock, allowing Hurricane to pin the Rock!!! RAW goes off the air... Best sign from last night:" "wHHHo booked this crap?" 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