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| | WWE RAW RESULTS March 31, 2003Seattle, Washington Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: Buddy Wayne b Tim Flowers (dark match)..Rodney Mack defeated Spike Dudley..Trish Stratus defeated Ivory to retain the Women's title..Christian defeated Tommy Dreamer.. RAW KICKS OFF: Video package of all the action from last night's Wrestlemania spectacular!Backstage, the Rock yells at a make-up guy for trying to fix his face..~~~Rock says that tonight is Rock appreciation night in Seattle! IN THE RING: Steve Austin + Eric Bischoff.. Austin says that he's always been very very honest since being in the WWE..Austin says that last night The Rock was the better man, and Stone Cold got his ass whipped..Austin says that just cause Rock was the better man last night, doesn't mean he will tonight!Austin calls out the Rock, saying he would like to shake his hand and appreciate him..Instead, Eric Bischoff comes out to the stage..Bischoff says Austin is a vengeful bastard and wants to do more than shake Rock's hand..Bischoff says that he knows what Austin is trying to hide..Bischoff says that Austin spent the night before Wrestlemania in the hospital..Bischoff says his lawyers found out that there is a lot "wrong" with Steve Austin..Bischoff says that Austin's doctors said that his spinal cord is "all screwed up"..Austin says he doesn't appreciate Bischoff digging up his personal information..Austin invites Bischoff to the ring so he can tell this to his face..Bischoff stays on the stage..Austin says that if he wants to raise hell and Bischoff nor the doctors can do anything about it..Bischoff says that Austin is a liability to the WWE..Bischoff says that Austin's position has been terminated, in other words, he's fired!Austin says that Bischoff can't fire him!Bischoff says that a fed-ex copy of the termination notice is on its way to Austin's home.. WORLD (NON-TITLE) MATCH: Triple H vs Hurricane.. Hurricane comes out and gives a kid in the front row one of his hurrimasks..Ric Flair went behind him and ripped the mask right off the kid's face and stomped it!Hurricane came to the rescue and got a few shots on Flair before the match started..Triple H eventually wins (big shocker) after hitting the pedigree on Hurricane.. BACKSTAGE: Kane & Rob Van Dam.. Kane says that it's better of they go their separate ways..Rob Van Dam says they could do that, but he just got them another title shot tonight!Rob Vam Dam said that all he had to do was agree to join Bischoff's administration if they lost..Kane got upset that RVD would sign them up for that without asking him first! MATCH: Scott Steiner vs Christopher Nowinski.. Chris comes out with a plastic mask to protect an injury sustained to his face..Chris politely asks Scott Steiner to 'take it easy on the face'..Scott threatens to do more damage to Nowinski, who tries to run away, but Steiner catches him..Scott Steiner beats the living hell out of Chris Nowinski, who taps out to the Steiner recliner.. INTERVIEW: Terri & Steve Austin.. Terri asks Austin if what Bischoff said was true?Steve Austin says that yes, his neck sucks, and that he's fired so it doesn't matter..Terri finishes the interview with teary eyes and walks off.. ROCK APPRECIATION MOMENT: The Rock concert..BACKSTAGE: The Dudley Boyz + Chief Morely & Lance Storm.. Bubba is explaining to DVon that he helped Lance Storm because he was saving their jobs!DVon says that Chief Morely is crazy, and power hungry, and doesn't like him!Bubba agrees that it sucks, but they have to play along for a while..Morely & Storm enter and say that there will be a three team elimination match tonight..Morely says that the four of them will get rid of RVD/Kane, then lay down for Morely/Storm.. BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Ric Flair.. Booker T is getting his knee wrapped by medical personell when Ric Flair comes in and taunts him..Booker gets up and grabs Flair and tells him to never stick his nose in his business again!! MATCH: Maven vs Rosey w/Rico.. Editor's Note: Rosey is the worst wrestler ever in WWE history..Maven gets the upset victory with the schoolboy pinfall.. FEATURE: Jerry "the King" Lawler.. Jerry Lawler got to be celebrity photographer for a Playboy photo shoot..Editor's Note: FARQING STOP MIXING MY WRESTLING WITH PORN!!!!! IN THE RING: Chris Jericho + Booker T.. Jericho says that he had one of the best matches of his career last night, and thanks HBK..Jericho says that HBK should thank him, because he brought out the best in him..Jericho says that he out-performed Michaels last night, and deserved to win the match..Jericho says that he is going to take his frustrations out on Booker T tonight..Suddenly, Booker T comes out and cuts Jericho off.. MATCH: Chris Jericho vs Booker T.. Late in the match, Ric Flair runs down and attacks Booker T causing a disqualification..Triple H comes down as well, and he, Flair and Jericho triple team Booker..Triple H hits Booker with a Pedigree, and Flair puts the figure four on him!Shawn Michaels comes down and makes the save and clears the ring..Jericho jumps Michaels and he, Triple H & Ric Flair start beating HIM up now..Jericho puts the Walls of Jericho on Michaels..Booker T comes back in and tries to help but can't..Triple H puts the Indian Death Lock on Booker T..Ric Flair stomps away at Booker & Michaels as we go to commercial.. MATCH: Stevie Richards w/Victoria vs Jeff Hardy.. Victoria holds Jeff's leg, preventing him from climbing the top rope..Trish runs down and delivers the "chick kick" to Victoria..Jeff hits the swanton bomb on Steven Richards for the win..Jeff & Trish have a special moment giving eachother puppy dog eyes but no smooches this week..Editor's Note: Jeff Hardy is so gay, he can't even make a Trish infatuation look real.. PARKING LOT: Steve Austin.. Steve Austin shakes the hand of a group of RAW crew members who bid him farewell..Steve walks up the ramp into the darkness.. ROCK APPRECIATION MOMENT: Finally the Rock has come back to -insert your city-..BACKSTAGE: Test & Stacy Keibler + Goldust.. Stacy walks in on Test, who is talking on the phone, complimenting the person on their "spread"..Stacy innocently asks who he was talking to and Test gets extremely defensive!Test tries to get Goldust to back him up, but Goldust spazzes out and tells Stacy the truth! BACKSTAGE: The Rock.. The Rock is looking for Steve Austin backstage and sees all the crew members looking sad..The Rock tells them to cheer up cause he needs them to set up for the Rock appreciation night..The Rock that after the show, they're all going to a big party with the Rock!The Rock promises PIE all night long, and that makes them all happy :) TRIPLE ELIMINATION TAG TITLE MATCH: Chief Morely/Lance Storm vs The Dudley Boyz vs RVD/Kane.. Late in the match, Bubba holds RVD for Morely, who lines up for a chairshot..DVon comes in and pulls the chair away from Morely!DVon swings at Morely, but Bubba tackles Morely, saving him from getting a chairshot?!Rob Van Dam attacks DVon and gets the pinfall to eliminate the Dudleyz!!A few minutes later, Kane nails a chokeslam on Morely, and RVD hits a frog splash to win!Kane & Rob Van Dam are your new World Tag Team champions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff.. Bischoff says that if we thought Austin's firing was shocking, to stay tuned for something bigger..Bischoff says that the ink on this contract isn't even dry yet! ROCK APPRECIATION CEREMONY: The Rock + Goldberg.. The Rock taunts the crowd until they begin to chant "You Suck! You Suck!" -- and that's a shoot fans..The Rock says that he thinks that it absolutely sucks that Steve Austin was fired!The Rock says that he has nothing but much love and much respect for Steve Austin..The Rock says that he knows Steve Austin didn't wanna go out the way he did (3 Rock Bottoms)..The crowd then chants "Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!" and wins the "Most Gullable Audience" award..The Rock shows footage on the big screen of his life and wrestling career..The crowd then tries to look smark and chants "Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg!"..The Rock says that he's done everything he's wanted to do in wrestling, so NOW it's over..The Rock says that the fans don't appreciate the Rock, and they can kiss the people's ass!Goldberg arrives..Goldberg comes out to the same music, same pyro and same cocky swagger from WCW..Goldberg & Rock circle around the ring taunting eachother..The crowd chants "Goooldberg! Gooooooooldberg! Gooooldberg!" like a bunch of marks..Goldberg asks if The Rock wants to know who's next?Goldberg then informs the Rock that HE'S NEXT!Goldberg spears the hell out of the Rock and leaves the ring!! And that's a wrap folks... 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