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| | WWE RAW RESULTS May 5, 2003Halifax, Nova Scotia - Metro Center Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler EDITOR'S NOTE: by Brad Dykens.. I attended this event in Halifax, click here to read all about my RAW experience".. HEAT TAPING: Mike Hughes vs "Textbook" Tyson Dux..Chris Jericho defeated Hurricane..Jazz defeated Jacqueline..Chris Nowinski defeated Mike Bartalucci.. RAW KICKS OFF: Steve Austin + Eric Bischoff/Sean Morely + Jim Ross.. Steve Austin charges to the ring with a metel breifcase in hand..Steve Austin thanks Linda McMahon for calling him and asking him to be Co-General Manager..Steve Austin says he's going to celebrate with a Stone Cold Beer Bash later tonight!Steve Austin pulls the Intercontinental title belt out of the briefcase and reinstates it!Steve Austin announces a battle royal at Judgement Day for the Intercontinental title..Eric Bischoff & Sean Morely make their way to the ring to chants of "ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!"..Eric Bischoff tells Steve Austin he cannot do things without consulting him first..Steve says that he thought it was a no-brainer so he went ahead and did it anyway..Eric says that he was the one who abolished the Intercontinental title in the first place..Eric says that he is going to prove that he can be a team player and accepts the IC title..Eric announces Triple H vs Kevin Nash for the World title at Judgement Day..Steve says that he likes that and doesn't have a problem with that..Steve then announces that he rehired his "best buddy in the business", Jim Ross!!!Jim Ross then came out and joined them in the ring and flipped off Eric Bischoff!!Eric then fires JR again, Austin hires, fired, hired, fired, hired, fired, hired!Steve says that he's trying very hard to maintain his composure..Steve suggests they settle it like men, with a match, Stone Cold vs Eric Bischoff..Steve says if Stone Cold wins, JR stays, if Bischoff wins, JR goes..Eric says he likes it, but doesn't think Linda McMahon would like it..Sean Morely then suggests they pick representatives to fight in their places..Sean Morely volunteers to wrestle on Eric Bischoff's behalf..Sean Morely says that Jim Ross should have to wrestle for his own job..Steve says that JR is not a wrestler and will not wrestle tonight..Steve then thinks about who could wrestle in Jim Ross's place tonight..Jerry Lawler stands up and asks Steve to pick him! "Pick me! Pick me Steve!" MATCH: Jerry "The King" Lawler w/JR & Stone Cold vs Sean Morely w/Eric Bischoff.. Jerry Lawler nails an early piledriver but Sean Morely kicks out after a 2-count..A few minutes later, Bischoff trips up Lawler from the outside, but Austin goes after him!Jim Ross pushes Sean Morely off the top rope, allowing Jerry Lawler to win the match!!Jim Ross enters the ring and embraces Jerry Lawler, thanking him for getting his job back!Eric Bischoff slaps Sean Morely telling him that he let him down! IN THE RING: Steve Austin, Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler + Jonathan Coachman.. The Coach Congratulates Jim Ross on getting his job back..Steve says they will go with a three-man announcing crew and shakes all their hands..Steve then says he changes his mind, he only wants TWO!Steve suddenly kicks Coach in the gut and stuns him in the middle of the ring!!!Editor's Note: Coach took a very long time to get out of the ring, may have been shaken up legit.. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Sean Morely + Steve Austin.. Eric Bischoff fires Sean Morely for embarassing him, stating that he's worthless..Sean walks away disgruntled and bumps into Steve Austin..Steve takes Sean Morely to see Eric Bischoff and asks why he fired him..Steve says Bischoff has to talk to him before firing the Chief of Staff..Sean proclaims that he is STILL the Chief of Staff..Steve Austin tells him his fired! BACKSTAGE: Scott Steiner & Test + Stacy Keibler.. Scott Steiner & Test fight over a mirror to look at themselves..Stacy comes in and says a bunch of garble with the ultimate conclusion of saying the word "Testicles".. TAG TITLE MATCH: Kane & Rob Van Dam vs Scott Steiner & Test w/Stacy Keibler.. Late in the match, Test accidenatlly kicked Scott Steiner, knocking him out of the ring..Kane then hits Test with a chokeslam, then RVD nails the five-star frog splash for the win! BACKSTAGE: Steve Austin & Eric Bischoff.. Steve Austin is hanging a picture of himself in the General Manager's office..Eric Bischoff asks Steve Austin why there is all this beer in the office..Eric Bischoff says that there isn't enough room for second desk in the office..Steve Austin starts rearranging the furniture in the room making a mess..Steve Austin says that Bischoff is not invited to the beer bash later.. THE HI-LITE REEL: Chris Jericho + Kevin Nash + Triple H.. Jericho comes out to a large babyface ovation and chants of Y2J! Y2J!Jericho makes a few derogatory comments towards Roddy Piper, the host of Smackdown!'s Piper Pit..Jericho says that he'll go to Judgment Day and bring the Intercontinental title back to Canada!Jericho shows footage of Triple H pinning Kevin Nash at Backlash, and also last weeks chase..Jericho then introduces Kevin Nash as his guest..Jericho starts the interview but Kevin Nash tells him to shut up!Nash says that Triple H tried to end his career, but he's still standing, and says HHH is a deadman..Jericho says that Nash isn't the only guest tonight, and introduces Triple H!!Triple H comes down as Kevin Nash beats on Jericho and throws him out of the ring!Triple H charges the ring, but Jericho low-blows Nash from behind!Jericho then goes backstage..Triple H & Kevin Nash have a 10 minute slow-motion brawl involving chairs, light stands, and pipes..Triple H got busted open, and Kevin Nash beat up Terry Taylor, Fit Finlay and a few referees..It all ended outside when Triple H carjacked a vehicle and escaped at high speed..Editor's Note: Crowd died, was this supposed to make their match at Judgment Day more interesting?Editor's Note: It looked like Kevin Nash may have injured his leg during the brawl, he limped around..Editor's Note: The crowd began chanting "Diesel Sucks" -- Canadians rule.. PARKING LOT: Steve Austin & Chris Jericho.. Steve Austin tells Chris Jericho he'll be in the main event next week against Kevin Nash! MATCH: Booker T vs Lance Storm.. Lance Storm came out proudly waving the Canadian flag as the announcers claimed he was sucking up..Editor's Note: So when he waves his flag, he's sucking up, but when American's wave theirs, it's patriotism, hmm..Short match, Booker T squashes Lance Storm.. BACKSTAGE: Stacy Keibler & La Resistance.. La Resistance says that Stacy's team really dropped the ball tonight..La Resistance then proposes that Stacy become the manager/valet for their team.. TAG MATCH: La Resistance vs Tommy Dreamer & Spike Dudley.. La Resistance pins Spike after hitting him with a flap jack!La Resistance beats up on Tommy Dreamer with the kendo stick until Scott Steiner & Test make the save! BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff.. Eric Bischoff is on the phone complaining to Linda McMahon about Steve Austin's unpredictability..Eric says that he's trying to get along with Steve Austin, even giving Trish a title shot.. INTERVIEW: Terri & Christian.. Christain calls himself the new people's champion..Terri shows Christian the new WWE magazine featuring Goldberg on the cover..Christian says that tonight is Christian's night, and says he'll avenge the Rock's loss at Backlash..Christian says that Goldberg will be starting a new streak, a LOSING STREAK! WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Jazz w/Teddy Long & Rodney Mack vs Trish Stratus.. Late in the match, Teddy Long takes off his shoe and tries to hit Trish, but instead he trips on the apron!Victoria runs down and tries to get involved but the referee holds her back..Rodney Mack runs in and whacks Trish with the Womans title belt!Editor's Note: Another Canadian gets screwed.. MAIN EVENT: Bill Goldberg vs Christian.. Three Minute Warning & Rico interrupt beforehand saying they want their revenge before Christian..Goldberg takes out 3-Minute Warning, as well as Rico, who gets a pair Jackhammers!Christin jumps in the ring, nails Goldberg with a chairshot, and escapes through the crowd!Suddenly, Stone Cold Steve Austin's music hits, and Austin comes to the ring for his beer bash! BEER BASH: Steve Austin & Bill Goldberg.. Steve Austin says he's got some beer to drink, and asks if Goldberg has a problem with it..Goldberg says that he does, in fact, have a problem with it..Steve Austin grants Goldberg a no-DQ Steel Cage match against Christian next week!Steve Austin drinks about four beer, and then offers a pair of brewskies to Goldberg!!Goldberg, the sellout that he is, cracks them open and guzzles them like the Stone Cold mark that he is!A bunch of local extras also surrounded the ring and handed the drinks in to the drunken bald guys..Steve Austin gets completely wasted and pretends to swim through the puddles of beer in the ring!The insanity continued for about 20 minutes after the show officially went off the air..Editor's Note: Steve Austin should have been a baseball player because he caught every can of beer thrown at him.. And that's a wrap folks... 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