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| | WWE RAW RESULTS August 18, 2003Grand Rapids, Michigan Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho + Shawn Michaels + The Evolution + Kevin Nash + Bill Goldberg.. Chris Jericho predicts that it's going to be a huge week for the king of bling bling!Chris Jericho says he'll win Kevin Nash's hair tonight, then win the Elimination Chamber on Sunday!Chris Jericho talks about losing his chance at the World title in last year's Elimination Chamber..Chris Jericho introduces his guest, the man who won the first Elimination Chamber, Shawn Michaels!Chris Jericho asks Shawn Michaels if lightning is going to strike twice? but doesn't let HBK answer..Chris Jericho says he's got a match to get ready for, and introduces the Evolution as his substitute hosts!Triple H calls the E-Chamber, the "Evolution Chamber" --- mistake or purposely?Triple H says he spent 48 hours in a hospital bed after losing his World title in the E-Chamber..Triple H says he's going to make sure he walks out of the E-Chamber with the World title..Triple H says he'll also make sure its Shawn Michaels who spends time in a hospital bed..Suddenly, Shawn Michaels attacks the three members of Evolution!Evolution fights back and triple teams HBK until Kevin Nash (with bleeched hair) comes out, slowly..Kevin Nash gets beaten up as well until Bill Goldberg comes down and no sells Ric Flair's chops..Bill Goldberg disposes of Ric Flair & Randy Orton and lines up Triple H for a spear..Triple H moves out of the way, causing Bill Goldberg to spear the hell out of Kevin Nash! BACKSTAGE: Stacy Keibler & Test.. Test tries to make peace with Stacy Keibler saying that it's going to be much different..Test says that when they get back together, he'll treat her like the little slut that she is! WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Molly Holly vs Trish Stratus.. Gail Kim ran down to be a thorn in Trish Stratus' side..Gail Kim ended up attacking Molly Holly for the DQ finish - Molly wins by DQ.. BACKSTAGE: Steve Austin & The Evolution.. Steve Austin sets up a match between Randy Orton & Bill Goldberg!Randy Orton sarcastically hopes that all hell doesn't break lose during that match..Steve Austin says he realizes hell might break lose, so he makes himself the special enforcer!! ON STAGE: Shane McMahon.. Shane McMahon announces that there will not be a Shane McMahon vs Eric Bischoff at Summerslam..Shane McMahon says Eric Bischoff will not make it to Summerslam because he'll beat him beyond recognition tonight!Shane McMahon says he has a special present for Kane tonight, and brings out a can of gasoline!!!! BACKSTAGE: Lance Storm & Goldust.. Goldust tells Lance Storm that they key to not being boring is to be unpredictable..Lance Storm says that he once returned a video without rewinding it!Goldust tells Lance Storm to go into the Woman's Lockerroom and give one of the divas a big fat kiss! SEX SLAVE MATCH: Test vs Scott Steiner w/Stacy Keibler.. The winner gets the services of Stacy Keibler, as if she's some kind of position..Late in the match, Test stumbles around and collapses because of a knee injury..Test requests the attention of a trainer, who runs down to check on Test's knee..Test gets helped to his feet and limps accross the ring..Suddenly, Test's knee becomes completely rehabilitated and he kicks Scott Steiner flat in the face!Test pins Scott Steiner to win back the services of his "real life" girlfriend, Stacy Keibler.. IN THE RING: La Resistance + The Dudley Boyz.. Rene Dupree requests a moment of silence for the death of the Dudley Boyz..Sylvain Grenier says that they'll bury the Dudley Boyz for good at Summerslam..Sylvain Grenier then get out of the ring to harass a uniformed serviceman sitting in the front row..Rene Dupree offers to shake his hand, he hesitates, but extends his hand, only to be brushed off!The Dudley Boyz ran down to ringside and chased La Resistance off, and started a "USA! USA!" chant!The Dudley Boyz ask the serviceman to jump the rail and join them in the ring..Bubba Dudley extends his hand and says thank you, as both Dudleyz give him the salut!The serviceman waves the flag around briefly, before turning and whacking The Dudleyz with the flag poll!La Resistance returns to the ring to join the apparent newest member of La Resistance team..Editor's Note: Welcome to WWE RAW -- Rob Conway! HAIR VS HAIR MATCH: Chris Jericho vs Kevin Nash.. Editor's Note: Kevin Nash was speared by Goldberg earlier, which gives him an excuse for when he loses..Editor's Note: Because nobody can put anybody else over clean any more..Editor's Note: I just wish they'd acknowledge the fact that Kevin Nash bleeched his damn hair!Editor's Note: Kevin Nash looks like he's 65 years old with that hair - I'm glad he'll be losing it!This turned out to be the longest match of Kevin Nash's career..Chris Jericho dominated most of the match, Kevin Nash made a comeback, but Y2J hit a low-blow!Chris Jericho pulls out a pair of brass knux and knocked Kevin Nash out cold for the pin!Chris Jericho gets a pair of scissors and cuts off most of Kevin Nash's bleeched hair!Kevin Nash is left with a messy Ric Flair style hair cut.. VIGNETTE: Rosey + The Hurricane.. Rosey helps a girl get her cat down from a tree..The girls asks how can she repay Rosey for his help..The Hurricane steps in and gives a speech that there is no thanks needed with superheros..In the background, Rosey gets attacked by the cat and he wrestled around with it.. MATCH: Rodney Mack w/Teddy Long vs Rosey w/The Hurricane.. Teddy Long says that there were a Blackout last week, but that is nothing compared to the Mackout..Rosey wins. LIVE VIA SATELITE: Linda McMahon + Eric Bischoff.. Linda McMahon says she has two herniated discs in her neck (from the Kane assult)..Linda McMahon says that the doctors are hopefull that surgery won't be needed..Linda McMahon says she's not sure if she can be in Kane's presence or be at an arena for a while..Linda McMahon hears her doorbell ringing incessantly and she is surprised when Eric Bischoff walks in!Eric Bischoff laughes that Shane McMahon is looking for him in Grand Rapids but he's actually at the McMahon house!Linda McMahon asks Eric Bischoff to leave..Eric Bischoff says he's not here to hurt her, he's here to please her..Eric Bischoff says he build WCW from the ground up and Shane McMahon had it handed to him!Eric Bischoff says he's gonna break both of Shane McMahon's legs!Eric Bischoff holds Linda McMahon's hands behind her back and he says she'll enjoy this..Eric Bischoff then asks Linda McMahon to show him the bedroom, and then lays a kiss on her!!Editor's Note: Finally, Linda McMahon gets to do what Vince McMahon has done dozens of times..During the commercial, Shane McMahon leaves the building and steals a car, headed to get Bischoff.. IC TITLE MATCH: Christian vs Rob Van Dam.. Late in the match, Rob Van Dam accidentally the referee with a kick from the second rope..Christian goes outside the ring and gets two chair to set up for a conchairto!Rob Van Dam ducks and hits the Van Daminator on Christian!Rob Van Dam hits the five-star-frog splash on Christian!Kane's music hit and Kane walks out and goes after Rob Van Dam..Rob Van Dam dropkicks a chair into Kane's face!Rob Van Dam goes for a suicide dive, but Kane swings a chair and smacks RVD in the head!Kane picks up RVD and carrys him up the ramp to the backstage area.. BACKSTAGE: Test, Stacy Keibler, Rico & Stevie Richards.. Test forces Stacy to dance like a stipper for the heel locker room..Editor's Note: This effectively kills Rico's gimmick, wasn't he supposed to be gay? BACKSTAGE: Kane & Rob Van Dam.. Kane handcuffs RVD's arms up and douses him with gasoline!!Kane has problems lighting the match, but gets it and holds it up to RVD's face..Kane says that this is what "they" want, but he's not going to do what "they" want any more!Kane drops the match and walks away from Rob Van Dam.. MAIN EVENT: Randy Orton vs Bill Goldberg with Steve Austin as the special enforcer.. Ric Flair & Triple H joins the announce team for the match..Late in the match, Steve Austin gets involved..Ric Flair runs down and pulls Steve Austin out of the ring, and attacks Goldberg!Steve Austin, physically provoked, is allowed to go after Ric Flair, and hits him with a Stunner!Bill Goldberg hits the jackhammer on Randy Orton to pick up the victory!Bill Goldberg stares up at the stage at World Heavyweight champion Triple H..Kevin Nash, new haircut, looks like Test, sneaks up behind Bill Goldberg and hits a powerbomb!!Kevin Nash looks up at Triple H, who is superkicked from behind by Shawn Michaels out of nowhere!Chris Jericho then sneaks up behind Shawn Michaels and whacks him with a chair!! RAW goes off the air... They aired the "Please don't try this at home" commercial like a dozen times.. 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