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| | WWE RAW RESULTS August 25, 2003Tucsan, Arizona Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: Navajo Warrior beat Jack Bull (dark)..Scott Steiner beat Mike Knox..Test beat Derrick Neikirk ..Steven Richards & Victoria beat Tommy Dreamer & Ivory..Val Venis beat Rico.. IN THE RING: Bill Goldberg + Triple H & Evolution.. Footage is shown of off-air happenings last night after the Elimination Chamber with Goldberg's leg lacerated..Bill Goldberg limps to the ring with his head stitched and bandaged and grabs the microphone..Bill Goldberg says that he owns the World title, and Triple H knows it..Bill Goldberg then calls out Triple H..Triple H and the Evolution come out to the stage looking very relaxed..Bill Goldberg challenges Triple H to a one-on-one match TONIGHT!Triple H takes his shirt off and asks what is it that Bill Goldberg doesn't get?!Triple H says that he is Bigger and Badder that Goldberg, and prooved it last night..Triple H says that he prooved that he's the best wrestler alive today!Bill Goldberg says that he'll be coming after Triple H every day and every where!Bill Goldberg tries to manipulate the crowd into chanting his name, but they don't fall for it..Triple H says he'll accept Goldberg's challenge for a match at the next PPV, which is Unforgiven..Triple H says that if he beats Bill Goldberg at Unforgiven, then Bill Goldberg has to retire from wrestling forever..Triple H makes a point of saying Goldberg can't jump to a second rate promotion like Smackdown!..Bill Goldberg accepts the stipulations..Editor's Note: Okay, so now they are admitting that their own product sucks? I guess that's a step in the right direction.. MATCH: Trish Stratus vs Gail Kim.. Gail Kim ran down and attacked Trish Stratus while she was coming down the ramp..Trish Stratus won after the Stratusfaction..Molly Holly attacked Trish Stratus after the match, and gives Gail Kim the evil eye.. BACKSTAGE: Molly Holly & Gail Kim.. Molly Holly has Gail Kim by the throat yelling at her..Molly Holly says she is the one who got Gail Kim into the company in the first place..Molly Holly says they should team up to get rid of something they BOTH hate, Trish Stratus!Gail Kim says Trish Stratus doesn't have a chance! IN THE RING: Theodore Long & Rodney Mack.. Theodore Long introduces his newest "Playah", the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry!Theodore Long then tells the "White Boys" to get out here now! TAG MATCH: Mark Henry & Rodney Mack vs Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak.. Mark Henry pinned Mark Jindrak after catching him off the top rope and powerslamming him! BACKSTAGE: Lance Storm & Goldust.. Lance Storm says that Goldust set him up last night by sending him into the Diva's locker room..Goldust says that he thinks Lance Storm is now in a great relationship..Lance Storm says "You call this a great relationship?" and we see MINIDUST humping his leg! BACKSTAGE: Rosey & Jessie (from Tough Enough) + The Hurricane.. Rosey is running around backstage looking for something to rescue..Jessie tells him that there is a guy with a gun in the ring, and he runs off to save the day..The Hurricane enters and realizes that it's not a real gun, but an air gun, used to shoot t-shirts into the crowd..Rosey entered the ring and squashed the guy who was firing t-shirts out (indy wrestler Slater Vain)..The Hurricane ran in and told Rosey he just squashed an innocent man!!!! INTERVIEW: Terri & Steve Austin + Eric Bischoff.. Steve Austin says that he was shocked when Jonathan Coachman tried to help Eric Bischoff last night..Steve Austin says that Eric Bischoff physically provoked him, so he stomped a mudhole in his ass!Eric Bischoff enters with sunglasses and a hat, and tells Steve Austin to tell the truth..Eric Bischoff says he's taken it upon himself to name Jonathan Coachman "Employee of the Month".. IN THE RING: La Resistance & Rob Conway.. Rob Conway says he hates that the fans always disrespect the Tag Team champions..Rob Conway says that the fans are ignorant, and that is what is wrong with the United States..Rob Conway says the president forced American's into a war, and they followed him like sheep..Rob Conway says that the citizens of America are the REAL terrorists!!! 6-MAN TAG MATCH: La Resistance & Rob Conway vs Spike, Bubba & DVon Dudley.. Ron Conway whacked Bubba Dudley with a tag title belt, and pinned him for the victory.. HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho & Linda McMahon + Vince McMahon + Shane McMahon.. Chris Jericho says that he could have won, and should have won, if it wasn't for Goldberg!Linda McMahon then comes out after footage is shown of Eric Bischoff kissing her last week..Chris Jericho asks Linda McMahon if it is true she and Eric Bischoff "made it like rabbits" last week?Linda McMahon says that Eric Bischoff is a very creative liar..Linda McMahon says that Eric Bischoff was quickly escorted off the property..Linda McMahon says that Eric Bischoff's behavior was unprofessional and there will be consequences..Linda McMahon says that she won't fire Eric Bischoff, cause Vince would probably rehire him back..Vince McMahon then makes a surprise appearance and struts down to the ring and joins his wife!Vince McMahon reveals that he was the one who invited Eric Bischoff to their house last week..Vince McMahon says that Linda McMahon is far from the victim here..Vince McMahon says that if there's one victim here, it's him!Vince McMahon says that he's a victim of their failed married and life together!!!Vince McMahon says that Linda McMahon turns his kids against him!Linda McMahon cuts in and says that Vince McMahon needs psychological help..Vince McMahon says he feels a lot like Kane, because the everybody all turned their back on him..Here comes the moneeeeeyy.... Shane McMahon joins the family reunion..Shane McMahon agrees that Vince McMahon is a lot like Kane, cause they are both monsters!Chris Jericho cuts in and says Vince McMahon is a genius and a millionaire and deserves respect!Chris Jericho says that highlight reel is for invited guests only, and Shane McMahon wasn't invited!Shane McMahon makes an obscure reference that his father is an asshole..Shane McMahon and Vince McMahon go face to face in the ring, but Jericho whacks Shane with the microphone!Vince McMahon then announces Chris Jericho vs Shane McMahon later tonight! MATCH: Randy Orton w/Ric Flair vs Maven w/Maven.. Ric Flair was trying to interfere, Shawn Michaels took him out with a superkick!Randy Orton used Shawn Michaels' superkick to defeat Maven..Shawn Michaels gets in the ring and engages in a staredown with Randy Orton, then checks on Maven.. IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff & Jonathan Coachman + Christian + Steve Austin + Jerry Lawler.. Eric Bischoff awards the "Employee of the Month" to Jonathan Coachman..Jonathan Coachman says his boss asked him to do something last night, and he did his job..Jonathan Coachman says that Eric Bischoff recognises talant, unlike Steve Austin..Jonathan Coachman says he understands that he's not wanted around RAW, and looks up at Jim Ross..Footage is shown of Jim Ross kicking The Coach out of the announce booth two weeks ago..Jonathan Coachman says that he was genuinely hurt by that treatment..Jonathan Coachman says that he did such a great job, people didn't even realize JR was gone!Jonathan Coachman says he didn't even get a thank you from Jim Ross for filling in..Jonathan Coachman says that he thought Jim Ross was more professional than that, and owes him an apology..Jonathan Coachman says that he wants Steve Austin to come out and apologize first!Christian's music hits and out comes the Intercontinental Champion, Christian..Christian says that nobody deserves an apology more than him, for being left out of Summerslam..Steve Austin's music then hits and General Manager Steve Austin hits the ring..Steve Austin says that Jonathan Coachman couldn't carry Jim Ross' jock strape..Steve Austin says that he's not sorry about what he did to The Coach, but he has a sympathy card..Steve Austin reaches into an envelope and pulls out a middle finger and flips off the Coach!Jonathan Coachman says that Steve Austin's handpicked broadcasters are a joke!Jerry Lawler stands up with the microphone, and offers to stick that award where the sun doesn't shine..Christian takes a fit and says that he's tired of being ignored!Steve Austin tells Christian to shut his stinkin' hole!Steve Austin sets up an Intercontinental title match between Christian & Jerry Lawler tonight!!!! INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Christian vs Jerry "the King" Lawler.. Jonathan Coachman joins Jim Ross in the announce booth, and they bicker during the whole match..Jonathan Coachman later went to the ring, and pulled Jerry Lawler out during a pinfall attempt..Jerry Lawler chased The Coach around the ring and finally caught up with him..Christian pinned Jerry Lawler with the schoolboy for the victory.. INTERVIEW: The Coach & Christian + Steve Austin.. The Coach comments on Christian's victory and sarcastically asks "How'd ya do it?"..Christian cuts a promo on how great he is..Steve Austin steps up and says Jonathan Coachman will have a match with Jerry Lawler next week! MAIN EVENT: Shane McMahon vs Chris Jericho.. Before the match, we saw Kane walking around in the shadows backstage..Shane McMahon set Chris Jericho on the time keepers table, and climbed to the top rope!Suddenly, Kane's music and pyro hit, prompting Shane McMahon to get down and look up to the stage..Kane did not appear, and Chris Jericho entered the ring and attacked Shane McMahon..A few minutes later, Kane's music hit once again, and Kane came to the ring and stood over Shane McMahon..Kane picked up Shane McMahon and hit a huge chokeslam from hell and leaves through the crowd..Shane McMahon rolls out of the ring, jumps the rail, and chases after Kane..Shane McMahon goes on the hunt for Kane in the backstage area..Kane attacks Shane McMahon from behind, and takes him up a loading ramp..Kane pours several canisters full of gasoline into a dumpster and lights it on fire!!!Kane tries to throw Shane McMahon into the dumpster, but Shane reverses it!Shane McMahon superkicks Kane, who falls into the dumpster that is covered in flames!Shane McMahon tells Kane to "Burn in hell, you son of a bitch!" 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