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| | WWE RAW RESULTS September 1, 2003Lafayette, Louisiana Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: Rob Conway defeated Spike Dudley..Tommy Dreamer defeated Jimmy Yang..Val Venis defeated Local Guy..Rodney Mack & Mark Henry w/Theodore Long defeated Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade.. OPENING MATCH: Jerry "the King" Lawler vs Jonathan Coachman.. Jim Ross opens saying he thought he'd have to inform us that Kane was dead, but apparently he'll be here tonight..A few minutes into the match, Al Snow came out with a microphone begging for the match to stop..Al Snow tells The Coach that he's not a wrestler, he's an announcer, but Coach refuses to give up..Al Snow begs for Jerry Lawler to stop, because The Coach is embarassing the Sunday Night Heat program..The Coach gets out of the ring and says he doesn't need Al Snow's help!Al Snow then attacked Jerry Lawler and threw him into the ringpost, and back into the ring..The Coach rolled Jerry Lawler up for the upset victory!!The Coach and Al Snow celebrated on the ramp while staring down Jim Ross at the announce position.. INTERVIEW: Terri & Shane McMahon.. Terri, holding back the tears, asks Shane McMahon about Kane's disappearance after the burning incident..Shane McMahon says he hopes "that bastard is still burning in hell".. BACKSTAGE: The Coach & Al Snow + Eric Bischoff + Steve Austin.. Al Snow tells The Coach that it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!Eric Bischoff walks in and pretends to be upset, but changes his mind and Congratulates them on their plan..Steve Austin shows up and says he's gonna do something special just for The Coach! IN THE RING: Steve Austin + Chris Jericho + Christian.. Steve Austin goes to the ring and destroys the Chris Jericho Highlight Reel Set (had been set up)..Steve Austin grabs the microphone and a beer and asks Jim Ross to stand up..Steve Austin said he heard The Coach talking about how Jim Ross was "Steve Austin's BOY"..Steve Austin says he's gonna book Jim Ross in a match at Unforgiven, so he can proove himself..Steve Austin announces Jim Ross vs Jonathan Coachman for the PPV..Steve Austin takes a drink of beer..Steve Austin then sets up a match between Randy Orton & Shawn Michaels at Unforgiven..Steve Austin takes another drink of beer..Steve Austin sets up a six-man tag between the Evolution vs Goldberg, Shawn Michaels & Maven..Chris Jericho's music hits and Y2J comes out to confront Steve Austin..Chris Jericho says he takes offense to Steve Austin booking a PPV Main Event WITHOUT him!Christian's music hits and the IC champ comes out to the stage demanding RESPECT!Steve Austin says that since Chris Jericho & Christian want action, they'll have a match tonight!Chris Jericho says he wants to know who's asses they are gonna kick tonight!Steve Austin says that it's gonna be Y2J vs Christian for the IC championship!! INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Christian vs Chris Jericho.. The sheep (err I mean fans) chant BORING during the opening moments of the match..After a ref-bump, Christian brings the IC belt into the ring, but swings and misses!A minute later, Jericho tries to score a pinfall with his hand on the ropes, but was caught!Christian then rolled up Jericho and got the pinfall with his hand on the ropes!! BACKSTAGE: Shane McMahon & Steve Austin.. Steve Austin tells Shane McMahon that it would be best if Shane leaves..Steve Austin says he doesn't think Shane, or anybody else, is safe, with Kane involved..Shane McMahon says if anything goes down with Kane, he wants to be here for it.. INTERVIEW: Jim Ross & Triple H + Bill Goldberg.. Triple H can't wait to get his hands on Bill Goldberg at Unforgiven..Triple H says he hates the "sheep" chanting for Goldberg everywhere he goes..Bill Goldberg shows up and gets in Triple H's face..Triple H looks like he crapped his pants as Bill Goldberg delivers his famous "You're Next" promo.. DIVAS TAG MATCH: Molly Holly & Gail Kim vs Trish Stratus & Ivory.. Trish Stratus botches a stratusphere and gets double powerbombed, and pinned by Molly..Molly Holly & Gail Kim attacked Ivory after the match with a double DDT.. BACKSTAGE: Shane McMahon + Vince McMahon.. Shane McMahon bumps into his father, Vince McMahon, backstage..Shane McMahon asks the question everybody asks every week, "what are you doing here?"Vince McMahon says he's concerned and wants to make things right between he and Shane..Shane McMahon says they'll see who's concerned about him out in the ring.. IN THE RING: Shane McMahon + Eric Bischoff + Kane + Rob Van Dam.. Shane McMahon says that if something bad is gonna happen to him, for it to happen right now!Eric Bischoff comes out sand says he heard Shane McMahon was gonna "get his" tonight..Shane McMahon says that if Eric Bischoff is the "bad thing" that's gonna happen, then that's a joke!Kane's music and pyro then hits and scares the crap out of Eric Bischoff..Kane (with 2 separate arm bands) sneaks up behind Shane McMahon in the dark and attacks him!!!Kane then handcuffed Shane McMahon's wrists to the top of the ringpost!!!Kane pours water all over Shane McMahon, then gets a set of jumper cables out from under the ring..Kane gets a car battery out and attaches the jumper cables to Shane's wet crotch!Kane teases Shane McMahon by tapping the cables to the battery..Rob Van Dam runs down and makes the save, and cautiously removes the cables from Shane's testicles!Rob Van Dam then nails Kane with a massive Van Daminator in the middle of the ring!Rob Van Dam tries to get Shane McMahon uncuffed, as a bloody Kane sits up and retreats.. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Kane.. Eric Bischoff promises to make it up to Kane by giving him a Cage match with RVD next week! NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: La Resistance vs The Superheros (Hurricane & Rosey).. Rob Conway appears out of nowhere and helps La Resistance win the match..Rosey tries to make the save for Hurricane, but gets taken out by La Resistance..Sylvain Grenier gets the microphone, and tells Rene to "GET THE TABLE!!!"Sylvain Grenier & Rene Dupre set up a table, and then get attacked from behind by the Dudleyz!!The Dudleyz set up Rob Conway for a 3D through a table, but he gets pulled out of the ring first.. INTERVIEW: Terri & Maven + Ric Flair & Randy Orton.. Terri asks Maven about the biggest match of his young career..Maven says he's been waiting for the opportunity to step into the ring with the best in the business..Ric Flair steps in and says that Maven is talanted but doesn't have what it takes to be part of Evolution..Randy Orton says that Maven will realize that Evolution has just passed him by.. BACKSTAGE: Shawn Michaels & Maven.. Shawn Michaels finds a nervous Maven standing around the locker room..Shawn Michaels says that there's a 100 guys who would climb over Maven for this chance..Shawn Michaels says that Maven probably hasn't earned this opportunity..This lights a fire under Maven, who says that he HAS earned it!Shawn Michaels says that he, Maven & Bill Goldberg is gonna have some fun at the expense of Evolution.. BACKSTAGE: Steve Austin & Teddy Long w/Rodney Mack & Mark Henry.. Teddy Long is complaining to the General Manager about being left off RAW..Steve Austin says he had to add a match at the last minute, so Mack & Mark got bumped.. BACKSTAGE: Steve Austin & Rob Van Dam.. Rob Van Dam says he's cool with the cage match next week..Rob Van Dam requests that Steve Austin make sure the cage match is the very first match on RAW!Steve Austin wishes Rob Van Dam luck, and agrees to make it happen.. BACKSTAGE: Stacy Keibler & Test.. Stacy Keibler called Test a jerk for making her dance for his friends and carry his bags..Test says that they were once a great team, and praises her "testicles" marketing idea..Test says he's got another great idea, and they can even go out to Stacy's music.. EDITOR'S NOTE: OH MY GOD STOP WITH THE BACKSTAGE SEGMENTS :(INTERGENDER TAG MATCH Test & Stacy Keibler vs Stevie Richards & Victoria.. Lilian Garcia announces that the match has been changed to a no disqualification match!!Late in the match, Test dropped off the apron as Stacy was trying to make the hot tag..Test held Stacy up so Victoria could slap her, but Stacy moved, and Victoria slapped Test!Scott Steiner ran down and cleaned house!Test tries to attack Scott Steiner but accidentally clotheslined Victoria!Scott Steiner brawls with Test through the crowd..Stacy Keibler crawls over and pins Victoria for the victory!!Stevie Richards grabs Stacy Keibler by the hair, but Scott Steiner came back to make the save..Test pulled Stacy Keibler out of the ring and dragged her up the ramp.. MAIN EVENT: Evolution (HHH,Ric Flair, Randy Orton) vs Shawn Michaels, Bill Goldberg & Maven.. Shawn Michaels tagged himself in on Maven and had a staredown with Ric Flair..Late in the match, Bill Goldberg was tagged in and he cleaned house on everybody..Bill Goldberg lined up Triple H for a spear, but Randy Orton took Goldberg down from behind..Triple H watches from ringside as Bill Goldberg jackhammers Randy Orton in the middle of the ring!!!Triple H backs up the ramp with his title in hand looking down at Goldberg in fear.. RAW goes off the air... 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