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| | WWE RAW RESULTS November 17, 2003Beaumont, Texas Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: The Hurricane & Rosey defeated Michael Koch & Jeremy Lopez..Jon Heidenreich defeated Jared Steele..Maven defeated Masada..Trish Stratus defeated Gail Kim.. OPENING: Eric Bischoff + Steve Austin video.. Eric Bischoff starts off the show by painting over Steve Austin's official GM poster..Then a video package is shown of Steve Austin's farewell speech from last night's Survivor Series.. IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff & Jericho/Christian/Steiner/Henry/Orton + Triple H/Evolution.. Eric Bischoff crashes two cans of beer in the center of the ring to "crush the memory of Steve Austin"..Eric Bischoff grants each member of Team Bischoff a special favor they can use any place any time..Suddenly Triple H's music hits and Triple H, Ric Flair & Batista make their way to the ring..Triple H says that he thinks he deserves a favor from Eric Bischoff for Evolution helping Team Bischoff..Eric Bischoff (in a very good mood tonight) agrees and says Triple H can have a rematch any time he wants!Triple H says Bill Goldberg doesn't respect the rules, and therefore doesn't respect GM Eric Bischoff..Triple H says that the only reason Bill Goldberg is still champion is because he used a sledgehammer (ironic)..Triple H whispers his idea into Eric Bischoff's ear..Eric Bischoff announces a handicap match between Triple H, Randy Orton & Batista vs Bill Goldberg..Editor's Note: I feel so bad for Jericho, having to stand out there as a pawn in the HHH show.. MATCH: Booker T vs Mark Henry w/Theodore Long.. This match was set up because Mark Henry eliminated Booker T from their survivor match last night..Late in the match, Booker T hit an awkward looking missile drop kick for a near fall..Mark Henry fought back with the World's Strongest Slam, but Booker T then kicked out..Booker T steals the victory by pinning Mark Henry with his feet up on the top rope for leverage.. TAG MATCH: Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade vs Rob Conway & Rene Dupre.. Garrison Cade gets on the microphone and dedicates the match to American Armed Forces..Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak win the match after the old Killer Bee Lethal Dropkick finisher.. INTERVIEW: Jim Ross & Shawn Michaels + Eric Bischoff.. Shawn Michaels, looking disappointed, says he has something to say about last night..Eric Bischoff interrupts and brings in a team of Security guards..Shawn Michaels says that he and Steve Austin have had a lot of problems but they have a lot in common..Shawn Michaels says that he and Steve Austin love their job, and to Eric Bischoff it's just a business..Shawn Michaels says that Eric Bischoff is the dirtbag who took that away from Steve Austin..Eric Bischoff says that it wasn't him, it was Shawn Michaels who got pinned last night, to send Steve Austin home!Eric Bischoff then orders the security guards to eject Shawn Michaels from the building.. RECAP: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler shows a video package of the Ambulance Match last night.. Jim Ross announces than Kane will appear on Smackdown! this week to eulogize The Undertaker.. BACKSTAGE: Test & Scott Steiner w/Stacy Keibler.. Scott Steiner says that his favor to get he and Test a tag team title shot tonight..Test agrees to clear the "property" cause on Scott Steiner's contract and they two bully Stacy.. IC TITLE MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs "Nature Boy" Ric Flair.. The referee informs Rob Van Dam that Eric Bischoff has banned the five-star frog splash for this match!Rob Van Dam was finishing off Ric Flair when Randy Orton ran down and got RVD's attention..Ric Flair snuck up behind Rob Van Dam and gave him a low-blow, for a huge NEAR fall!Rob Van Dam went up for the five-star frog splash but Randy Orton pulled RVD's leg off the tope rope!Randy Orton hit the RKO on Rob Van Dam in the ring to cause a disqualification (RVD wins!)..Randy Orton gets his hands on the IC title belt and wraps it around his own waist and likes it! BACKSTAGE: The Coach & Rosey/Hurricane + Eric Bischoff.. The Coach tells Rosey that the whole S.H.I.T. thing will never fly!The Coach enters the office of General Manager Eric Bischoff for a meeting..Eric Bischoff says that Salt Lake City, Utah is the most boring city on the planet!Eric Bischoff announces that he's bringing the RAW Roulette wheel to Salt Lake City next week! HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho + Lita + Matt Hardy + Molly Holly.. Chris Jericho's favor with Eric Bischoff was to bring back the Highlight Reel segment to RAW..Chris Jericho gloats that it was because of him that Steve Austin is gone from RAW..Chris Jericho introduces his guest, Lita, who "had her dreams shattered last night"..Chris Jericho says he feels "so bad" for Lita after coming back from neck surgery and lose..Lita says she didn't come out to the Highlight Reel to be insulted by a Jackass..Chris Jericho says he knows someone in the back that can make Lita feel better..Lita says if Jericho is talking about Christian, to just forget about it..Chris Jericho says he's talking about a Smackdown! wrestler who's contract JUST expired..Matt Hardy Version 1.0 comes out and gives Lita a big hug and a kiss!Matt Hardy gets down on one knee and prepares to (I assume) ask Lita to marry him..Molly Holly's music hits and she comes out to the stage demanding to get some respect around here!Molly Holly says she's the Women's champion, and defeated Lita last night, but Lita gets the spotlight!Chris Jericho suggests Matt Hardy & Lita vs Molly Holly and a partner of her choosing..Molly Holly agrees and says that her partner tonight will be..... ERIC BISCHOFF!! BACKSTAGE: Molly Holly & Eric Bischoff.. Eric Bischoff says that he doesn't plan on having a match tonight..Molly Holly says that this could be the beginning of the "end of Lita" like Eric Bischoff vowed last week..Eric Bischoff agrees to be her partner, but if Matt/Lita win, then Lita gets another title shot.. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Dudley Boyz vs Scott Steiner & Test w/Stacy Keibler.. Stacy was caught several times cheering for the Dudleyz, but forced to sit in a chair at ringside..Test ordered Stacy Keibler to hand him the championship belt but she refused to give it to him!The Dudleyz took advantage and gave Test the 3D in the middle of the ring for the victory! BACKSTAGE: Matt Hardy & Lita + Trish Stratus.. Lita asks Matt Hardy if he has a question to ask her?!?Matt Hardy says it's not the right time now but sometime later..Lita bumps into Trish Stratus and they share a few giggles speculating what the question could be! INTERGENDER TAG MATCH: Matt Hardy & Lita vs Molly Holly & Eric Bischoff (in a suit).. Eric Bischoff gets tagged into the match and gets hammered by Lita for a big pop!Lita crawls over and reaches for the tag to Matt Hardy, who drops off the ring apron?!?!Lita asks why Matt did that, as Eric Bischoff attacked and pinned Lita from behind!Eric Bischoff gets on his hands and knees and informs Lita that SHE IS FIRED!!!Matt Hardy says that Lita is selfish for coming back to RAW instead of joining him on Smackdown!..Matt Hardy says that her career is more is more important to Lita than their relationship..Matt Hardy screams that he and Lita ARE THROUGH!! MATCH: Val Venis w/Lance Storm & 2 Strippers vs Rico w/Miss Jackie.. Val Venis went for the Money Shot, but kicked Jackie off the ring apron to the floor..Jackie then stood up (without realizing one of her breasts had fallen out) and backed up into Lance Storm..Jackie apparently "felt something" as her butt brushed up against Lance Storm (ultra lame)..Inside the ring, Val Venis finished off Rico to win the match.. BACKSTAGE: Lita + Christian.. Lita is leaving the arena with her bags, and her little dog, as she bumps into Christian..Christian says that he cashed in his favor with Eric Bischoff and got Lita her job back on RAW..Lita was emotionally surprised and thanks Christian for the gesture and agrees to go talk.. RECAP: Video package of Mark Cuban (Dallas Mavericks owner) getting RKO'd by Randy Orton at Survivor Series..BACKSTAGE: The Evolution.. Randy Orton says that he cashed in his favor with Eric Bischoff and got an IC title match at Armageddon..Randy Orton listed the great IC champions; Steamboat, Valentine.. and the Honky Tonk Man!Triple H tells them to focus on tonight, and make sure that HE gets the pin on Goldberg.. BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho & Trish Stratus.. Trish Stratus gets upset with Chris Jericho about setting up Lita to get her heart broken..Chris Jericho claims he had nothing to do with it and thought Matt Hardy was really going to propose..Chris Jericho sweet talked himself back into Trish's good graces and shared an awkward kiss..Editor's Note: this isn't the first "awkward" kiss Trish has had, which leads me to believe she's a lesbian! MAIN EVENT HANDICAP MATCH: Triple H/Batista/Randy Orton vs Bill Goldberg.. A few minutes into the match, Goldberg set up HHH for the spear, but Ric Flair tripped him up in the corner..Goldberg breifly dominated, but eventually Evolution over-powers him, and Triple H hit a pedigree and pinned him!Triple H gets in Bill Goldberg's face and says that next week he'd get his rematch against Goldberg!Triple H then wraps Goldberg's head in the middle of a folding chair and climbs to the second rope..Suddenly, Kane's music and pyro hit and Kane comes down and stands between Evolution & Goldberg!Evolution retreats and Kane gives Goldberg a chokeslam from hell in the middle of the ring!! RAW goes off the air... Security guards were Brandon Groom, Slater Vain, Jeremy Young and Russell Simpson (TX/OK indy wrestlers)..I was shocked that there was NO mention of Stone Cold's book, Lita's book, OR the WWE Unscripted book! 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