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| | WWE RAW RESULTS December 1, 2003Sacramento, California Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: Solo defeated Rayne (dark match)..Mark Henry defeated Maven..Victoria defeated Ivory..The Hurricane & Rosey defeated Chad Collyer & ???..John Heidenreich defeated Conquistador.. IN THE RING: Bill Goldberg (street clothes) + Eric Bischoff + Mick Foley!! Goldberg says it seems like every week he gets jumped by somebody on RAW..Goldberg calls out Triple H & Kane to "get it on right now"..Eric Bischoff comes out instead and says HE decides what happens on RAW, not Goldberg..Eric Bischoff threatens to fire Goldberg (or anyone else) if they come out and try to create mass chaos..Eric Bischoff says that this isn't RAW -- it's the Eric Bischoff Show! and nobody can do anything about it!Aeeeerrrrhhhhhhh SMASH! --- Mick Foley makes a surprise and shocking return, coming out in a business suit!Mick Foley, clipboard in hand, explains that he has been hired as an "Outside Consultant" by Linda McMahon!Mick Foley says that he has the ability to change anything he want on the RAW broadcast..Mick Foley announces Randy Orton/Batista/Kane vs Goldberg/Shawn Michaels/Rob Van Dam..Goldberg's music hits, and Goldberg shakes Mick Foley's hand and leaves the ring..Mick Foley then announces that tonight's RAW will mark the beginning of Stone Cold Steve Austin's return..Mick Foley brings out a petition to pass around the audience for all the fans to sign..Mick Foley says that there is only one thing wrong with RAW, and that is Eric Bischoff!Mick Foley announces that he's naming himself the NEW Co-General Manager of RAW - Have a nice day!!!! BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Jonathan Coachman.. Eric Bischoff calls Linda McMahon on his cell phone, dispite Coach's warning, and she hangs up on him.. TAG TITLE MATCH: The Dudley Boyz vs Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade.. Uhg, Bubba Dudley is wearing those ugly-ass shorts again, showing off his pasty-white legs..Garrison Cade tried to pin DVon by pulling the tights, but DVon kicked out, and Cade argued with the referee..DVon Dudley then rolled up Garrison Cade and scored the pin, also by pulling the tights!Garisson Cade got the microphone and said that DVon cheated and demanded a rematch! BACKSTAGE: Al Snow & Jonathan Coachman + Mick Foley.. Mick Foley approaches Al Snow & The Coach and says he's never felt anything more painful than those two on commentary..Mick Foley announces Jerry Lawler vs The Coach with Al Snow banned, if Coach loses, he's fired! MATCH: Booker T vs Test w/Stacy Keibler.. Test tried to pin Booker with his feet up on the top rope, but Stacy pushed his feet off!Stacy Keibler slapped Test, and this led to Booker T pinned Test for the victory!Booker T gets on the mic and asks the fans if they want to see a "Leggarooni"!!Stacy Keibler does a pair of interesting Leggarooni's until Test pulled her out..Mark Henry attacked Booker T and laid him out.. BACKSTAGE: Trish Stratus & Lita.. Lita gives Trish Stratus a little Jericho action figure and asks what is going out between them..Trish Stratus admits that she hasn't ever felt "this way", and asks Lita about Christian..Lita refuses to change the subject and asks for more information..Trish Stratus shows Lita a jersey she made for Jericho, and some ligerie, before proclaiming that tonight might be "the night".. INTERVIEW: Terri & Randy Orton/Batista.. Batista says he's disappointed in himself for not seperating Shawn Michaels' head from his shoulders..Batista says if Shawn Michaels makes it out of the arena tonight, he'll put him away at Armageddon.. IN THE RING: Scott Steiner & Test w/Stacy Keibler.. Scott Steiner says that Stacy may be Test's property, but he and Test "share everything"..Test tells Stacy Keibler to pucker up and join the "Test & Steiner Kiss My Ass Club"..Mick Foley saves the day and comes out to the stage and orders Stacy Keibler to join him on the stage..Mick Foley says he's sick of how Test & Scott Steiner treat him, and has found a way around that..Mick Foley fires Test, thus evoking Test's contract, thus rendering Stacy's obligations to Test void.. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Test & Scott Steiner.. Test & Scott Steiner complain to Eric Bischoff about Mick Foley firing them and demand he fix it!Eric Bischoff promises to call Vince McMahon and go above Linda McMahon on this decision..Test & Scott Steiner leave the room and a voice offscreen asks Eric Bischoff if he's really going to call Vince?!Eric Bischoff says No, he isn't.. TAG MATCH: Lance Storm & Val Venis w/2 Strippers vs La Resistance (Rene Dupre & Rob Conway).. JR Quote of the Night: I can't relate to someone sympathyzing for another country, I'm an american!Lance Storm gets the pinfall to win the match for his team.. POST MATCH: Mick Foley + La Resistance.. Mick Foley, who had joined the announce table, stands up and offers to forgive La Resistance..Mick Foley says all Rene Dupre & Rob Conway has to do is recite the Pledge of Allegence..Mick Foley leads the crowd, as Rob Conway joins in, and Rene Dupre refuses..Mick Foley then fires Rob Conway and Rene Dupre and marches down to the ring! BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho & Trish Stratus.. Trish Stratus tells Jericho that she's never 'felt this way before' and Jericho says 'me either'..Editor's Note: *Cough* cept for your wife! MIXED TAG MATCH: Chris Jericho & Trish Stratus vs Rico & Miss Jackie.. Rico shoves Trish down to the mat before the match and Jericho goes after him as the bell rings..Chris Jericho & Trish Stratus win and they share some awkward smooching and hugging afterwards.. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & ???.. Eric Bischoff is speaking/complaining to some unidentified person off-camera..The camera panes out, and it's Kane, and he says he fails to see how it affects HIM..Eric Bischoff says Mick Foley will probably go out of his way to jeaprodize Kane's title match at Armageddon.. MATCH: Matt Hardy vs Christian w/Lita.. Late in the match, Molly Holly came down and tossed Lita head-first into the ring steps!Christian got distracted by this and Matt Hardy rolled him up for the pin! MATCH: Jerry "The King" Lawler vs Jonathan Coachman.. If The Coach wins, he and Al Snow get to be the RAW broadcast announcers..If The King wins, then The Coach is fired!Jerry Lawler defeated Jonathan Coachman in the first minute of the match, so Coach is fired!Jerry Lawler starts a "Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, good bye" chant..Jim Ross stands up and gives a horribly uncoordinated version of the nah nah nah hey hey hey song.. BACKSTAGE: Christian & Chris Jericho.. Christian says he's going to 'seal the deal' tonight, bragging about the 'moment' he had with Lita..Chris Jericho says that Trish has been falling for everything he says for weeks, and it's PATHETIC!Christian says that Trish Stratus is a "prude" and Lita is "Extreme"..Chris Jericho says that he DEFINITLY going to win their "bet"! saying he'll nail Trish before Christian nails Lita!Chris Jericho & Christian hit the showers, as we see Trish Stratus listening & crying outside the door.. :(Editor's Note: Damn! I was looking forward to Christian & Jericho being good guys --- I predict the return of PMS!.. MAIN EVENT: Batista & Randy Orton & Kane w/Ric Flair vs Bill Goldberg & Shawn Michaels & Rob Van Dam.. Midway through the match, after some organized chaos, Kane stuck up behind Shawn Michaels and delivered a chokeslam!Rob Van Dam hit Randy Orton with a frog-splash but there was no referee to count..Mick Foley ran down and counted the 1-2-3 giving RVD/HBK/Goldberg the win! IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff & Mick Foley.. Eric Bischoff marches down to the ring and demands to talk to Mick Foley one-on-one..Eric Bischoff says that Mick Foley has ruined the RAW roster by firing the guys he fired tonight!Eric Bischoff says that the minute Mick Foley signed the release forms, they'll sign with Smackdown!Mick Foley says he won't be signing the releases, he just wanted to show Bischoff how he has been acting recently..Mick Foley says that he is still going to do what is right for the people, and announces Kane vs Goldberg next week!Mick Foley says he's going to give Sacramento what they've been waiting to see since he showed up!Mick Foley punches Eric Bischoff down and pulls out Mr. Socko and shoves it down Bischoff's throat! RAW goes off the air... 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