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| | WWE RAW RESULTS January 5, 2004Memphis, Tennessee - The Pyramid Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: Rico w/Miss Jackie defeated John Heidenreich (dark match)..Randy Orton defeated Val Venis..Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak defeated Matt Cappotelli & John Hennigan..Matt Hardy defeated Lance Storm.. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Jonathan Coachman + Theodore Long & Mark Henry.. Eric Bischoff stresses out about the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin to RAW under his own conditions..Theodore Long & Mark Henry comes in and says they want to cash in their 'Survivor Series favour'..Theodore Long says Mark Henry wants Theodore Long to be General Manager for the night!Eric Bischoff briefly protests, but then grants his wish and clears out of the office of the GM.. IN THE RING: Theodore Long + Jerry Lawler + Randy Orton.. Theodore Long insults the Memphis population..Jerry "The King" Lawler gets out of his seat, and says that Memphis is his hometown..Jerry Lawler goes to the ring to defend Memphis, but Randy Orton appears and RKO's Jerry Lawler cold! BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Randy Orton + Mark Henry + "Sherriff" Steve Austin.. Randy Orton tells Theodore Long to wait and see what he has in store for Mick Foley later..Mark Henry shows up and tells Theodore Long that he wants an Intercontinental title match tonight!Steve Austin shows up and proclaims that he is the LAW, and rules that RVD is more deserving of an IC title shot..Steve Austin says he's a fair man, and sets up Rob Van Dam vs Mark Henry with the winner getting a title shot next week.. IN THE ARENA: Jim Ross & Jonathan Coachman.. The Coach pulls up his LSU lawn chair to the announce table to replace Jerry Lawler on commentary.. MATCH: Rene Dupre w/Rob Conway vs Spike Dudley.. Clips are shown from four months ago when La Resistance botched a powerbomb on Spike nearly ending his career..Spike Dudley picks up the surprise upset victory pinning Rene Dupre and celebrating with his Dudley brotherz..Ric Flair & Batista appear out of nowhere and attack all three Dudleyz! BACKSTAGE: Christian & Chris Jericho.. Christian says that they were a great tag team and even better friends and he is sorry for his behavior..Christian & Jericho remember all the good times they had, including TLC and eliminating HBK from last years Royal Rumble..Christian recalls when the Dudleyz stole their clothes and found Jericho's jar of ass cream..Christian says that Theodore Long has given them a tag match NEXT! IN THE ARENA: Jim Ross & The Coach + Jerry Lawler + Theodore Long.. Jerry Lawler comes back out and tries to kick The Coach out of his spot..Theodore Long comes out and says The Coach will stay and do his job so now we have a 3-man crew.. TAG MATCH: Chris Jericho & Christian vs The Hurricane & Rosey.. Christian pins Rosey to win a match that was overshodowed by the 3 bitches doing commentary.. MATCH: Steven Richards w/Victoria vs Test.. Steven Richards gets the upset victory with a rollup on Test!After the match, Test took his anger out on Victoria with a big boot to the face!Steven Richards snaps and pounds Test into oblivion before getting pulled off by a fleet of referees.. IN THE RING: "Sherriff" Steve Austin + Triple H + Shawn Michaels.. Steve Austin says there's a new sherriff in town and his name is Sherriff Stone Cold Steve Austin..Steve Austin announces that Shawn Michaels will get his rematch against Triple H at the Royal Rumble..Triple H's music hits and out goes the World Champion, dragging his title belt behind him (how proud)..Triple H says that the ads are true, Alcohol DOES Kill Braincells, cause Steve Austin has lost it!Triple H, chewing a big wad of gum, which doesn't come accross well on TV, makes fun of Austin's sherriff badge..The Coach chuckles constantly on commentary and completely ruins yet another segment on RAW..Steve Austin says that badge mades he is in charge on RAW, and will stripe Triple H of his title if he sees fit..Steve Austin says he will uphold Stone Cold's LAW and make Triple H's life a living hell if he has to..Steve Austin says Shawn Michaels whipped Triple H's ass and he can't wait to see him kick it again!Shawn Michaels shows up and says that HHH has proved that he's the best, but wants to see him prove it once more..Steve Austin makes the match official for the Royal Rumble, and adds that it will be a "Last Man Standing" match!Triple H then attacked and pedigreed Shawn Michaels in the middle of the ring! WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Molly Holly vs Victoria.. Molly Holly says that since Victoria cannot compete tonight, then she declares herself the winner by forfiet..Theodore Long comes up on the big screen and says he loves to watch a couple of white girls beat eachother up! NON (WOMANS) TITLE MATCH: Molly Holly vs Trish Stratus.. The Coach talks about how all the divas have a thing for him and completely ruins the Woman's match..The match ended when Jazz ran down and pushed Trish Stratus off the top rope and detroyed her!Jazz & Molly Holly double teamed Trish Stratus until Jazz turned on Molly and tossed her out of the ring!Jazz then assulted Trish Stratus some more until Chris Jericho ran down to make the save!Chris Jericho helped Trish Stratus to her feet, where she pushed him away and walked off.. #1 CONTENDERS MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs Mark Henry w/Theodore Long.. RVD dove off the ring apron and Mark Henry smashed him over the head with a steel chair!Lilian Garcia announces that Rob Van Dam wins by DQ, but Theodore Long says the match is a NO DQ match!Theodore Long says he makes the rules cause he's the GM for tonight, and orders the referee to restart the match!Steve Austin comes out with a four-wheeler and chased Theodore Long around the ring as the crowd went NUTS!The match is restarted, and ended when Rob Van Dam hit a five-star-frog splash..Rob Van Dam wins an IC title shot against Randy Orton next week!Theodore Long ran down the ramp again, still being chased by Stone Cold Steve Austin!Theodore Long got into the ring and begged on his knees for Steve Austin not to hurt him..Steve Austin shook Theodore Long's hand and delivered a Stunner in the middle of the ring!Steve Austin asks for a few beers, and shares with Rob Van Dam for a mini-beer bash.. BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho & Mae Young.. Chris Jericho enters Trish Stratus' dressing room and finds her in the shower, but keeps talking anyway..Chris Jericho says that he really felt things for Trish and was a total jerk, but wants to be a part of her life..Chris Jericho says he doesn't blame Trish Stratus if she doesn't wanna talk any more but he had to say that..Mae Young steps out of the shower and says she didn't know he felt that way about her!Mae Young opens her towel and shows Chris Jericho her puppies!!!! IN THE RING: Kane + Booker T.. The Coach, sitting with his feet on the announce table, falls out of his chair when Kane's pyro hits!Kane says that he has never won the Royal Rumble and that angers him because he should have won them all!Kane says he was always worried about being cheered by the fans, so now he has an advantage..Kane says he should have won last year, but he made a mistake by trusting The Undertaker (who eliminated him)..Kane says that won't happen again, because he buried the Undertaker alive (at Survivor Series)..Kane says Booker T stole his title shot at last years Wrestlemania, and made a statement last week!Booker T then hit the ring and went head-to-head with Kane and fought back and forth..Booker T knocked Kane out of the ring with a Yakuza kick and says he'll eliminate Kane from the Rumble and win it! BACKSTAGE: The Dudley Boyz.. The Dudley Boyz, still hurting from the assult earlier by Ric Flair & Batista, prepare for their match.. TAG TITLE MATCH: Ric Flair & Batista vs The Dudley Boyz.. Late in the match, the Dudleyz nailed Ric Flair with the Dudley Death Drop..Triple H ran down and distracted the referee while Batista gave DVon a power-bomb..Ric Flair rolled over and drapped his hand over DVon to score the pinfall to retain the Tag titles!Triple H came in to try to help Ric Flair up..Shawn Michaels entered the ring and superkicked Triple H knocking him out cold!!! And that's a wrap folks... 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