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| | WWE RAW RESULTS August 23, 2004Anaheim, California Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: Rodney Mack w/Jazz defeated Maven..Chris Benoit defeated Tyson Tomko w/Trish Stratus..Chuck Palumbo defeated Ollie Young.. WASTED AIRTIME: Jonathan Coachman & The Six Remaining DivaSearch Contestants + The Rock + Tajiri + La Resistance.. Jonathan Coachman eliminates Tracy..Jonathan Coachman says this weeks assignment is to tell the Coach how great he is in 5-minutes..If ya smelllllllllelelell WHAT THE ROCK.. IS COOKIN'..... THE ROCK COMES OUT TO INTERRUPT!The Rock chases the Coach out of the ring and he retreats all the way to the backstage area..The Rock does his "Finally, the Rock has come back to Anaheim" speech before turning his attention to the Divas..The Rock acknowledges Lilian Garcia, saying she used to work at a Sperm Bank, but got fired for drinking on the job..The Rock introduces himself to Carmella (here comes this week's Camella humiliation)..The Rock pulls his "It doesn't matter what you think!" prank on Carmella..The Rock says the fans don't wanna see them eat Ice Cream, they want to see the Divas eat PIE!Tajiri comes out with a tray of six different pies for an old-fasioned pie-eating contest!The next five minutes was hard to watch and isn't worth detailing for this "respectable" website..Editor Note: My friend LYNN attended this show I think she'd make a better RAW Diva than these wenches..The Coach comes back out with La Resistance behind time, challenging the Rock to an ass-whoopin'!The Coach & La Resistance charge the ring and beatdown The Rock & Tajiri until Rhyno showed up and Gored Grenier..The Rock, Tajiri & Rhyno surrounded The Coach, who got a spinebuster from the Rock, and the People's elbow! BACKSTAGE: Triple H & Ric Flair & Batista.. Evolution discusses their plan for Randy Orton tonight..Triple H says Randy Orton is no longer in charge of his destiny --- they are! BACKSTAGE: Lita & Kane.. Kane says he knows it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, but he couldn't help it..Kane says that nothing will ruin their wedding tonight because it is very special to him..Kane gives Lita a new white wedding dress, which she sticks her nose up at.. IC TITLE MATCH: Edge vs Chris Jericho.. Edge initially pinned Chris Jericho, but the referee saw Jericho's foot on the ropes and restarted the match!Late in the match, the referee disqualified Edge for dropping Jericho crotch-first on the top rope (boooo!) IN THE RING: Evolution (Triple H & Ric Flair & Batista) + Randy Orton.. Triple H says he doesn't believe in destiny and that your life is predetermined..Triple H says that Randy Orton made a choice not to be a disappointment like his father and grandfather..Triple H says that Randy Orton chose to stand side by side with Evolution.Triple H says that Randy Orton's mission was to go into the ring and soften up Chris Benoit for him..Triple H says that Randy Orton made a choice to go after HIS World Heavyweight title..Triple H says that Randy Orton has a chance to come out and hand over the World Heavywieght championship..Triple H says that for making the right choice, Evolution will let Randy Orton live another day..Triple H says that if Randy Orton makes the wrong choice, then he'll make sure he seises to exist!Randy Orton comes out carrying the World Heavyweight belt and stands before Evolution..Randy Orton teases that he'll hand over the title, but doesn't let go, and spits in HHH's face!Triple H charges at Randy Orton, who swings his belt and whacks HHH in the face!Ric Flair and Batista go after Randy Orton, who escapes from the ring and runs up into the crowd! BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Victoria + Triple H.. Victoria pleads with Eric Bischoff not to force Lita to marry Kane..Triple H bursts in and grabs Eric Bischoff and complains about Randy Orton spitting in his face!Eric Bischoff sets up Randy Orton vs Triple H for the World title at Unforgiven.. MATCH: William Regal w/Eugene vs Ric Flair w/Batista.. Eugene & Batista started fighting outside the ring, bringing Chris Benoit down as well..William Regal and Ric Flair both had brass knux and but Regal used his first and got the win! WASTED AIRTIME: The Coach & DivaSearch Contestants (Begging for your votes)..THE WEDDING FROM HELL: Kane and Lita + Eric Bischoff + Matt Hardy.. Lita is shown wearing her white dress, looking at herself in the mirror, and throwing something at the mirror!Kane is shown walking down the hallway wearing his white tuxedo from head to toe..Everything is white, the ring, the flowers, the orchestra, the outfits, to "signify the purity of their child"..Lita comes down wearing a BLACK dress, which REALLY PISSES Kane off!The minister says there is someone present who has asked for the opportunity to address them both..Eric Bischoff comes out to the stage and says he's honored to be a part of 'this blessed occasion'..Eric Bischoff reads some mind-numbing verse out of the bible (the fans start up a WHAT! chant)..A video is shown, put together by Kane, in honor of his pride to the song "You're havin' my baby"..Kane said his vows, saying Lita is now his PROPERTY, and will never know FREEDOME, or the touch of another MAN..Lita said her vows, saying she hates Kane more than life itself, and that he is a horrible man with no SOUL..Lita adds that she wants to make it clear that she only loves, and will always love.... MATT HARDY!Lita says she only hopes that Kane has an accident leading to his immediate death, and rotts in hell!The minister says the "speak now or forever hold your peace" thing and the crowd goes nuts..Trish Stratus' music hit and Trish came out wearing the hottest outfit and offers to be maid of honor..Trish says she knows Lita doesn't want to marry Kane, but tells her to open her heart, just like she opened her legs!Lita attacked Trish Stratus and they had a breif catfight until Kane pulled Lita off to continue..Lita said her "I DO" -- suddenly Matt Hardy's music hit and he ran down and attacked Kane and rescued Lita..Suddenly the stage became engrossed in flames, preventing Matt & Lita from escaping..Kane chased Matt Hardy up the ramp and chokeslammed him off the stage!!!Kane dragged Lita back to the alter and said his "I DO" and officially KISSED THE BRIDE!Kane carried Lita up the ramp and they looked down at Matt Hardy, Kane smiling, Lita crying.. And that's a wrap folks... 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