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| | WWE RAW RESULTS September 13, 2004Seattle, Washington Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: Maven beat Wavell Starr..Rodney Mack w/Jazz beat Val Venis..Rhyno & Tajiri defeated The SuperHeros (Hurricane & Rosey).. IN THE RING: Ric Flair & Batista + Triple H + Randy Orton.. Ric Flair opens the show stanidng in the red carpeted ring with a bunch of women and a big cake..Ric Flair introduces the NEW 9-time World Heavyweight champion --- Triple H! who comes out with confetti falling..Triple H says he smells excitement in the air, because the King is back on his thrown..Triple H delivered a long-winded celebratory speech filled with his usual heel arrogance..Triple H notices the big cake in the ring and assumes there is a really hot woman inside ready to pop out..Triple H approaches the cake and the top blows off and Randy Orton jumps out and attacks Evolution..Randy Orton whacked Triple H in the head with the World title belt, and HHH fell head first into the wooden cake..Triple H got out of the wooden cake with icing all over his body and slipped and fell around the ring.. BACKSTAGE: Evolution & Eric Bischoff.. Triple H complains to Eric Bischoff about being humiliated by Randy Orton..Eric Bischoff books a 3-on-1 match with Evolution against Randy Orton for later tonight.. MATCH: Chris Benoit w/William Regal vs Rob Conway w/Sylvain Grenier.. William Regal came down to ringside before the match to keep an eye on Sylvain Grenier..Chris Benoit made Rob Conway tap out to the Crippler Crossface.. USELESS CRAP: Stacy Keibler + Molly Holly + Nidia + Gail Kim + Victoria + Trish Stratus + Eric Bischoff.. Stacy Keibler came to the ring and wanted to get things started and calls out the DivaSearch contestants..Molly Holly comes out instead and says it's pathetic that the wannabes are getting all the attention and she isn't..Molly Holly says the DivaSearch contestants can get it on later, but she wants to challenge Stacy right now..Stacy Keibler chooses to have a dance-off with Molly..Molly Holly agrees and goes first and does ballet around the ring to William Regal's entrance music..Stacy Keibler laughs and does her world famous slutty dance --- and the rednecks go wild!!Molly Holly attacked Stacy Keibler, until Nidia made the save, and then Gail Kim joined in..Victorya also ran down an dropped Gail Kim throat first accross the top rope..Trish Stratus came down and grabbed Victoria from behind but Victoria pushed her out of the ring..Eric Bischoff comes on the big screen and orders a 6-Diva Tag Team match (didn't we see this a few weeks ago?).. 6-DIVA TAG: Victoria & Stacy Keibler & Nidia vs Trish Stratus & Molly Holly & Gail Kim.. Stacy Keibler pinned Molly Holly in embarassing fasion.. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Kane.. Kane says he couldn't sleep at all last night because his bitch wife cost him his match at Unforgiven..Kane demands that Eric Bischoff give him a rematch with Shawn Michaels tonight..Eric Bischoff says that Shawn Michaels is already scheduled to appear on the Highlight Reel..Kane grabs Eric Bischoff by the throat and Bischoff gives Kane a No DQ match against anybody else.. HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho (new IC champion) & Shawn Michaels.. Y2J talks about winning the Intercontinental title for the record breaking SEVENTH time!Y2J introduces his guest, the man who beat Kane at Unforgiven the night before -- Shawn Michaels!Shawn Michaels talks about how gratifying it was to beat Kane in his come-back match..Y2J says it was impressive but not as impressive as his IC-title victory..Shawn Michaels laughs it off and remembers his feud with Y2J which was never really settled..Shawn Michaels challenges Chris Jericho to a rubber match for the Intercontinental title..Christian & Tyson Tomko came down to ringside to protest and talk about how great he is..Christian says if anybody deserves an Intercontinental title shot, then it's him!Shawn Michaels challenges Christian to a #1 Contenders match here tonight..Chris Jericho says he knows how Christian works and knows that Tyson Tomko will probably interfere..Chris Jericho then proposes Chris Jericho & Shawn Michaels vs Christian & Goatboy (Tyson Tomko)! TAG MATCH: Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho vs Christian & Tyson Tomko.. Shawn Michaels whacked Tyson Tomko with the sweet chin music and pinned him for the victory!After the match, Christian hit the UnPrettier on Shawn Michaels on the ringside floor.. VIGNETTE: The New Simon Dean "Simon System" infomercial played (aka Mike "Nova" Bucci).. If you call the number for the Simon Dean commercial, you get another promo insulted you for being out of shape.. USLESS CRAP: The Coach & The DivaSearch Contestants + Vince McMahon.. The Coach announces that Joy has been eliminated, leaving Carmella and Christie for the Seattle Slugfest..Carmella & Christie put on oversized boxing gloves and prepared to duke it out for two minutes..Vince McMahon's "NO CHANCE IN HELL" music played and the Chairman of the WWE powerwalked to the ring..Vince McMahon says he'll have a groundbreaking announcement on next week's RAW season premier..Vince McMahon says the announcement will concern the GM, the wrestlers, and all the fans..Editor's Note: The special announcement will be that the fans will vote Triple H's opponent for the next PPV..Vince McMahon says the rules of the Seattle Slugfest were messed up by The Coach..Vince McMahon says Carmella and Christie won't beat on eachother, they'll beat on The Coach!!Vince McMahon makes The Coach put his hands behind his back and orders him to hold or be fired!The Seattle Slugfest began and Carmella & Christie whacked the stuffing out of The Coach..The crowd voted Christie as the winner (it was fairly unanimous) -- let's see who wins the "vote".. NO DQ MATCH: Kane w/Lita vs Gene Snitsky .. Lita got in the ring and Kane accidentally fell on top of her and the match was ended..Kane paniced and worried about his unborn child and ordered the referee to go get some help..A crew of WWE officials ran down along with some medics to work on the screaming Lita..Lita was stretchered out as a potion of the crowd tastelessly chanted "Baby Killer!" at Kane..Lita was loaded into the ambulance and Kane got in as well and it headed to the hospital.. HANDICAP MATCH: Evolution (Triple H & Ric Flair & Batista) vs Randy Orton.. Evolution ganged up on Randy Orton like a "pack of dogs" (thanks JR) and got Disqualified!Shelton Benjamin returned to RAW a few weeks early to make the save but he got beat down as well..Chris Benoit ran down next to even the odds and the faces took down the Evolution to end the show.. And that's a wrap folks... 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