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| | WWE RAW RESULTS May 23, 2005Green Bay, Wisconsin Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: C.M. Punk defeated Matt Capottelli -dark match-..The Heart Throbs defeated William Regal & Tajiri in a Texas Tornado match..Rob Conway defeated Val Venis (Christie Hemme was the special guest ring announcer)..The SuperHeros (Hurrican & Rosey w/Stacy) defeated Simon Dean & Maven.. IN THE RING: Edge & Lita.. An army of about 20 security guards lined the entrance way just before Edge & Lita made their appearance..With the security guards surrounding the ring, Lita told the fans to go ahead and pass judgement on her..Lita reminded the fans of all the things Kane did to her, so she used Kane to take care of Trish and anything else..Lita said she had Kane wrapped around her finger and says she could never love a sick twisted sweaty freak like him!Lita said while Kane was following her around like a puppy dog, she was busy falling in love with a REAL MAN!Lita said that no man she's ever been with has ever satisfied her like Edge has for the last few months..Editor's Note: This is an absolutly horribly scripted speech by a bunch of demented trash-holes backstage..Edge says that they don't owe anybody an apology because everybody is jealous of both of them..Edge says he's got the girl, and later tonight he will get the World Heavyweight title by going through Batista..Edge says he will claim his destiny tonight become the NEW World Heavyweight champion! -- Bank on it!BACKSTAGE: Kane was shown watching the monitor rocking back and forth on the locker room bench.. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff.. Eric Bischoff orders a prop guy to construct a funeral set because he is going to bury ECW tonight..Shelton Benjamin shows up and asks for more time because Chris Jericho has not shown up at the arena yet..Eric Bischoff said the show is very busy tonight and if Jericho isn't here then it will be a handicap match..Shelton Benjamin said it would be great to have John Cena on RAW, but it would be better if Bischoff was on Smackdown! HANDICAP MATCH: Muhammad Hassan & Khosrow Daivari vs Shelton Benjamin.. The referee was busy with Daivari when Hassan attacked Benjamin allowing Daivari to score the pin!The mystery is what has happened to Chris Jericho?????? BACKSTAGE: Todd Grisham & Chris Jericho.. Todd Grisham greets Chris Jericho as he arrives at the building and informs him that his match is already over..Chris Jericho says he was touring with Fozzy all weekend, but he'll face anyone 1-on-1 tonight..Chris Jericho showed very little concern that Shelton Benjamin had to fight Hassan & Daivari alone.. BACKSTAGE: Christian & Tyson Tomko + Edge & Lita Christian says that the Smackdown! roster is in dire need of a charisma injection..Edge & Lita come in and says if he won the World title tonight then he'd give someone the "Money in the Bank"..Christian says he understands and maybe they'll see eachother later.. GRUDGE MATCH: Chris Masters vs Stevie Richards.. This match stems from Chris Masters "breaking Stevie's face" a few months back in a match..Chris Masters won after a brief brawl by making Stevie Richards submit to the Masterlock.. MATCH: Chris Jericho vs Sylvain Grenier.. Chris Jericho made Sylvain Grenier tap out to the Walls of Jericho..Shelton Benjamin came out to confront Chris Jericho about showing up late -- Jericho backed out of the ring..Chris Jericho grabbed the microphone and explained why he was late and said the Jerichoholics will be on his side.. IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff + Vince McMahon + Paul Heyman.. Eric Bischoff delivers his eulogy to "celebrate the life, but more importantly the DEATH of ECW"..Eric Bischoff said in the early 90s ECW was a young upstart promotion until it was crushed by WCW!!!!Eric Bischoff said when he ran WCW, he stole all of ECW's stars and put on a vastly superior product..Eric Bischoff said ECW died, until recently when he started seeing ECW commercials on HIS SHOW (RAW)..Eric Bischoff said this funeral signifies that he is going to kill ECW once more!Eric Bischoff said he will gather a group of volunteer RAW superstars to put an end to the ECW PPV..Eric Bischoff said not Paul Heyman, Sabu, Sandman or anybody else can stop him from doing it!Vince McMahon's music hit and he stomped out to the ring to the surprise of Eric Bischoff..Vince McMahon says he has a vested interest in the well-being of ECW and its future stars..Vince McMahon revealed that the WWF secretly supported ECW financially throughout the years..Vince McMahon says while he was supporting ECW, Bischoff was raping them and driving them into bankrupsy..Vince McMahon says he bought up the assets of ECW and is making up the difference but promoting a PPV..Vince McMahon says he has been the one putting One Night Stand commercials on RAW behind Bischoff's back..Vince McMahon says he has rebooked the Chris Benoit vs Tajiri ECW-rules match which Bischoff cancelled last week..Vince McMahon says ECW is not dead, because in every arena he visits he hears chants for ECW..Vince McMahon says the only brand of wrestling that is DEAD is WCW -- because he killed WCW..Vince McMahon says he didn't have anything to do with building ECW, and then invites Paul Heyman to the ring!Paul Heyman came out in all his glory and makes the observation that the WWE, WCW, and ECW are represented..Paul Heyman looks at Vince McMahon and says he (McMahon) may own ECW, but he (Heyman) controls ECW..Paul Heyman looks at Eric Bischoff and says ECW wasn't just about bloodshed & violence, it was also about Lucha Libra..Paul Heyman says Rey Mysterio wasn't discovered by WCW or WWE, he was discovered by ECW!Paul Heyman says that ECW was about the fans believing in their favorite wrestlers SO MUCH!Paul Heyman says Rob Van Dam wasn't a Nitro or WWE creation, he was part of ECW!Paul Heyman talked about Tommy Dreamer, The Dudleyz, Sandman, Mick Foley, and Sabu perfecting the lifestyle..Paul Heyman invites Eric Bischoff to experience ECW for himself in person at One Night Stand on June 12..Vince McMahon butts in and says he supports ECW, but he also supports RAW, as well as Bischoff..Vince McMahon encourages Eric Bischoff to feud with ECW and says "May the best man win!!!"Paul Heyman says that he enjoys gang warefare and he will take it to the Extreme!!!!!Paul Heyman finished his speech by lighting the black wreath on fire and leaving the ring.. ECW RULES MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Tajiri.. Tajiri attacked Chris Benoit on the stage to get a quick start to the match..Chris Benoit made Tajiri tap out to the Crippler Crossface using the kendo stick accross his face! BACKSTAGE: Batista + Ric Flair.. Ric Flair comes in and humbly thanks Batista for helping him out last week..Ric Flair shakes Batista's hand and says he showed the world what kind of man he really is.. BACKSTAGE: Todd Grisham & Kane.. Todd Grisham cautiously asks Kane how he's coping after losing his wife to another man..Kane says his whole life has been about pain, and that pain has always been his best and only friend..Kane says that that this new pain is his enemy and it hurts so much more..Kane starts to cry, and says maybe he deserves it for all the things he has done..Kane breaks out in histarics screaming he doesn't want to have this kind of pain..Kane says he wants to be left alone and order Todd Grisham to leave him alone.. IN RING INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & Viscera + Lilian Garcia.. Viscera says he waited all night last week in his hotel room but Lilian Garcia didn't show up..Viscera gets the lights turned out and music going and sings another song to Lillian while dancing..Viscera started to strip for Lilian Garcia, who appeared to be warming up to Viscera's moves..Viscera undid his pants and revealed his red silk boxers..The Coach ran out and demanded Viscera stop because GM Bischoff doesn't want a sexual harassment lawsuit!The Coach says even though Viscera is considered thin in a town like Green Bay, he should leave!The Coach then approaches Lilian Garcia but Viscera grabs him by the throat and chops his chest!Viscera picked The Coach up and gave him a Samoan Drop and then humped him........Viscera then grabbed Lilian Garcia and put a big time lip lock on her.. WORLD TITLE MATCH: Batista vs Edge w/Lita.. Christian & Tyson Tomko came down to ringside to back up Edge..The referee was knocked out and Christain & Tomko attacked Batista, bringing down Ric Flair!Ric Flair went after Christian & Tomko but he got speared by Edge and taken out..Batista got ride of Christian and Tomko and speared the hell out of Batista..The referee woke up and counted 1...... 2........... until Batista kicked out!Batista recovered and nailed Edge with a Batista-bomb and pinned him to retain the World title! IN THE RING: Batista & Ric Flair + Triple H.. Batista celebrated his victory and helped Ric Flair up to his feet..Suddenly, Triple H came out to the stage with a sledgehammer -- Ric Flair turned on Batista and low-blowed him!!!Triple H slowly walked to the ring and smashed Batista in the face with the sledge hammer..Triple H then punched away at Batista's bloody forehead and pushed him into the ring steps!Triple H continued to "physically disect" Batista and smashed him a second time with the sledgehammer!Triple H slapped Batista and challenged him to a Hell in a Cell match (presumably at Vengeance)..Triple H then gave Batista a vicious Pedigree face-first onto the World title belt! And that's a wrap folks.. 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