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| | WWE RAW RESULTS May 30, 2005Calgary, Alberta Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler HEAT TAPINGS: Harry "Bulldog" Smith defeated Teddy Hart -dark match-..Tyson Tomko defeated Wavell Starr..William Regal defeated Sinn (this was NOT Original Sinn)..Chris Jericho defeated Simon Dean..Lance Storm defeated Maven.. TRIBUTE: A touching Memorial Day tribute to the men & women who have died defending Freedom around the World..IN THE RING: Jerry Lawler + Christy Hemme + Candice Michelle + Maria Kanellis + Victoria + Lilian Garcia + Viscera.. Jerry Lawler hosts a useless RAW Diva Bikini Contest to mark the unofficial beginning of Summer..Lilian Garcia was the surprise entrant, billed as the first time she's ever participated in a Bikini Contest..Before anything could get started, Viscera came out and scoops up Lillian and takes her backstage..The remaining four contestants took turns removing their towels and girating in front of the fans (inluding kids)..Jerry Lawler "catches his breath" and decides picked Christy Hemme as the winner!Christy, Maria and Candice celebrated until a disgruntled Victoria snapped and kicked the sh*t out of them!!!Victoria then kicked Jerry Lawler between the legs and gave Christy Hemme a vicious Widow's Peak!! INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Victoria.. Victoria says she's sick of everything being about Christy Hemme (noting that Christy got a title shot at WM21).. TAG TITLE MATCH: The SuperHeros (Hurricane & Rosey w/Stacy Keibler) vs The Heart Throbs (Antonio & Romeo).. The Calgary fans started an enormously loud chant of "Stacy's Hot! Stacy's Hot! Stacy's Hot!"..Rosey sat on the top rope, and The Hurricane leaped off of Rosey's shoulders for the splash to win the match! BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Batista + Muhammad Hassan & Khosrow Daivari.. Batista tells Eric Bischoff to tell Triple H that he accepts the challenge for a Hell in a Cell match..Muhammad Hassan & Khosrow Daivari bust in and ask what Triple H has done to deserve a title match..Muhammad Hassan says that Triple H lost at Wrestlemania and lost at Backlash, and calls Bischoff a racist..Batista gets in Muhammad Hassan's face and says he will take his frustrations out on him tonight.. IC TITLE 3-WAY: Shelton Benjamin vs Sylvain Grenier vs Rob Conway.. Shelton Benjamin pulled out a miraculous victory to retain the Intercontinental title.. HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho + Kane + Edge & Lita (on screen).. Chris Jericho says he almost got held up at an autograph signing and nealy missed RAW cause he's a hot commodity..Chris Jericho says next week he will interview the first person drafted from Smackdown!..Chris Jericho intoduces his first guest Kane and immediately asked Kane about why his wife left him for Edge..Chris Jericho theorizes that Kane was suffering from "erectile disfuction" or "premature pyro"..Edge comes up on the big screen and taunts Kane about stealing his wife and screwing him over two weeks ago..Edge says when Lita was making late-night "emergency calls" to her sister, she was actually calling him (Edge)..Edge says, unlike Kane, he won't put his girlfriend in harms way, so she will talk to Kane via the big screen..Lita says she has officially filed for divorce so she doesn't have to put up with Kane and insulted him..Lita says that Kane was like a 4th grader in the bed (how would she know what a 4th grader was like in bed?)..Lita then took off her wedding ring and flushed it down the toilet! then gave Edge a wet sloppy kiss!Kane stood in the ring looking heartbroken as the priceless Calgary fans chanted "Y2J! Y2J! Y2J!".. ON STAGE: Eric Bischoff + Edge & Lita.. Eric Bischoff introduces his first volunteer to help him destroy ECW --- Edge!Editor's Note: Isn't that an instant conflict since Lita got her start in ECW???? TABLES MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Edge w/Lita.. Eric Bischoff joined Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler on commentary and trashed ECW during the whole match..Chris Benoit was about to Superplex Edge through a table but Lita interfered and pulled the Table out of the way!Chris Benoit put Edge back on the table and climbed to the top rope but Lita pushed him off!Eric Bischoff call out Tyson Tomko, Maven and Gene Snitsky (returns) to destroy Chris Benoit!!!!Edge then picked up Chris Benoit and easily powerbombed his lifeless body through the table to WIN the match!Eric Bischoff says that that was a messege to Paul Heyman on what to expect at One Night Stand.. INTERVIEW VIA SATTELITE: Triple H.. Triple H says that RAW is his theatre and he only lets Batista play a roll..Triple H says he beat Batista up last week and made him taste his own blood..Triple H says when he beat up Batista and looked into his eyes, he knew he was scared..Triple H says the final step is Hell in a Cell, the most barbaric sadistic twisted violent match in wrestling..Triple H tells Batista to ask other people, like Kevin Nash, and Mick Foley, and they'll say it shortens careers..Triple H tells Batista not to fear the Cell, but instead to fear him (HHH).. $10,000 MASTERLOCK CHALLENGE: Chris Masters vs Val Venis... Chris Masters challenged anybody in the locker room to come out and take the Masterlock challenge..Val Venis answered the challenge and Chris Master's says his college roommate owned all of Val's movies!Val Venis says he has always been "stiff competition" and asks if Masters is "up to the challenge"..Val Venis sat down in the chair, but Chris Masters attacked Val Venis and locked him in the Masterlock!Val Venis pushed off the ropes and landed on Chris Masters' back, but the hold was not released..The referee called for the bell and declared Chris Masters successful.. ON STAGE: Christian.. Christian comes out and revels in the Canadian-fan response that he received..Christian says the draft starts next week and and says Smackdown! is missing a Canadian..Editor's Note: Christian is a GOD right now, if he stays on RAW it will be a complete waste! NON (WORLD) TITLE MATCH: Batista vs Muhammad Hassan w/Khosrow Daivari.. Khosrow Daivari interfered so Batista beat the crap out of him and busted him wide open and bloody!Batista kept brutalizing Muhammad Hassan, and Khosrow Daivari, and the referee and got Disqualified..Batista repeatedly smashed Muhammad Hassan's face off the concrete floor and then a "vile chairshot!"Batista tossed the bloody Muhammad Hassan into the ring where referees and agents tried to reason with him..Batista delivered Batista-bombs to both Muhammad Hassan & Khosrow Daivari before leaving on his own will.. And that's a wrap folks.. 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