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| | WWE RAW RESULTS August 1, 2005Uncasville, Connecticut - Mohegan Sun Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler & The Coach HEAT TAPINGS: Garrison Cade & Trevor Rhodes defeated C.M. Punk & Chris Cage in a dark match..Viscera defeated Rene Dupree by DQ when Dupree pushed the referee..Tyson Tomko defeated ??????..Matt Stryker (NOT STRIKER) beat Johnny Parisi (aka Johnny Swinger)..The SuperHeroes (Hurricane & Rosey) defeated The Heart Throbs (Romeo & Antonio) to retain the Tag Team titles.. IN THE RING: Chris Jericho + John Cena + Eric Bischoff.. Chris Jericho says John Cena performance last week was not "Rap" it was "Crap"..Chris Jericho shows footage of himself refereeing the match last week where Carlito Cool pinned John Cena..Chris Jericho calls John Cena a brown-nosing thug and vows to tear him apart at Summerslam and win the WWE title!John Cena sprinted to the ring and brawled with Chris Jericho as Eric Bischoff ordered referees to pull them apart!Eric Bischoff appoints Chris Jericho as the special guest referee for the Cena vs Cool WWE title match tonight! TAG MATCH: The Big Show & Shelton Benjamin vs Chris Masters & Gene Snitsky.. The Big Show & Shelton Benjamin win.. EUGENE INVITATIONAL: Eugene Dinsmore w/Christy Hemme vs Tatanka w/Kurt Angle.. Kurt Angle came out and Eugene mocked him by saying "What's your name and where are you from?"..Kurt Angle says he's Kurt Angle and he's from Pittsburgh, so Eugene says that he's not a hometown hero..Kurt Angle says there are no hometown heros on the Indian reservation of the Mohegan Sun Casino..Eugene was about to square off with Kurt Angle when 90s-legend Tatanka showed up to accept Eugene's challenge!Eugene got the anklelock on Tatanka when Kurt Angle attacked Eugene for the Disqualification..Tatanka came to Eugene's rescue and they knocked Kurt Angle out of the ring.. INTERVIEW: Kurt Angle vows revenge on Eugene next week and break his ankle!BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho & Carlito Cool strategize over getting back at John Cena tonight..IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + Matt Hardy.. Vince McMahon says that this was the 636 edition of RAW, passing any program on TV in history (which is lie)..Vince McMahon says maybe he should thank the fans but instead he'll thank the only man responsible.. HIMSELF!Vince McMahon says one thing he can say for himself is that his ego never gets in the way of business decisions..Vince McMahon says it's good business to bring back guys who had stabbed him in the back in the past..Vince McMahon says it's good business to sign a son of a bitch like Eric Bischoff or revive ECW as a brand..Vince McMahon says he secretly signed a former WWE super star because it's good for business (teasing Lesnar)..Vince McMahon introduced the newest signee, who will face Edge at Summerslam ------ MATT HARDY!Matt Hardy says that Vince McMahon didn't bring him back to RAW, all of the fans did, and thanks them all..Matt Hardy says he had a 6-year relationship with Lita until he discovered she was having an affair with Edge..Matt Hardy says he was sent home to watch RAW and heard the fans chant "We Want Matt" and "You Screwed Matt"..Matt Hardy says Edge ruined his dream of having a family and came close to ruining his dream of being in WWE..Matt Hardy says Edge's personal life has become terrible, and says he will make it even more misable..Matt Hardy says the only thing that would upset him is if Edge was killed in a car accident before he could kill him.. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Kerwin White.. Kerwin White bumps into Vince McMahon and asks him for tips on real estate in Greenwich, Connecticut..Vince McMahon says he has been a millionaire all his life and has lost touch with the middle-class people.. MATCH: Rob "The Conman" Conway defeated Val Venis..SHAWN MICHAELS CAREER HIGHLIGHTS: Shawn Michaels.. Shawn Michaels does a parody of Hulk Hogan appearing the Larry King Live basically saying "brother" a million times..Shawn Michaels then showed a special video package featuring many of his Career highlights in the WWE..Back on the Larry King Live set, Hulk Hogan (HBK) says after seeing that he's got some politicing to do..Shawn Michaels finished but knocking out Larry King and ripping off the Hulkster costume..Shawn Michaels asks Hulk Hogan "whatcha gonna do at Summerslam when reality kicks you in the face!" DIVASEARCH SEGMENT: The Coach & The DivaSearch Finalists.. The Coach started off by announcing the Summer had been voted out and eliminated from the competition..The Coach brought the final four to the ring for this weeks challenge that will be hosted by Comedian Rob Schneider..Rob Schnieder says the competition would be a joust, and warns the divas not to get distracted by his "boner"..Leyla vs Ashley tied twice in a row before Ashley won the third attempt. | Elisabeth beat Kristal next..Elisabeth beat Ashley in the finals to earn immunity from being eliminated next week..Rob Schnieder says the winner also gets to do it with Duece Bigelow.. WWE TITLE MATCH: John Cena vs Carlito Cool with Chris Jericho as guest referee.. Eric Bischoff came down to ringside to keep an eye on the match, which has the deck stacked against Cena..Late in the match, John Cena had the match won, but Chris Jericho just stood there when Cena pinned Carlito..John Cena had had enough and attacked Chris Jericho and knocked him out of the ring!John Cena hit the FU on Carlito Cool and a second referee ran down to make the count!Chris Jericho continued to assault John Cena after the match and suplexed him on the floor..Chris Jericho then busted John Cena open by smacking him in the forehead with a television camera!Chris Jericho then tossed John Cena back into the ring and put the Walls of Jericho on him as blood poured from his head! BONUS DARK MATCH: John Cena & Batista defeated John Bradshaw Layfield & Kurt Angle.. And that's a wrap folks.. 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