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| | WWE RAW RESULTS March 13, 2006Beaumont, Texas Announcers: Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler & The Coach INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: Test defeated Val Venis in a dark match..Eugene Dinsmore defeated Lance Cade..Matt Striker defeated Chris Valenzuela..Viscera defeated Rob Conway..Chavo Guerrero defeated Tyson Tomko.. IN THE RING: Vince McMcMahon & Shane McMahon + Shawn Michaels.. Vince & Shane McMahon came out with a team of security and a doctor and bragged about what they did last week..Vince McMahon called out Shawn Michaels and forced him to take a public urine test (right there in the ring)..Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon made fun of the situation with "Just Say No To Drugs" speeches to the camera..Shawn Michaels peed in a cup while Vince McMahon warned that he'd be fired if he tested positive for any drugs..Vince McMahon said if Shawn Michaels is a junkie then he'd forfeit both his SNME match and WrestleMania match..Shawn Michaels said it was better to be pissed off, than pissed on, and threw the cup of urine onto the McMahons!Vince took a fit and booked a Texas Tornado Steel Cage match between Shawn Michaels & The Spirit Squad! WOMANS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus defeated Victoria w/Candice Michelle to retain.. Candice Michelle distracted the referee and Victoria went for a backbreaker on Trish Stratus..Torrie Wilson showed up and kicked Victoria in the stomach and helped Trish Stratus win the match!Victoria got on the microphone and vowed to make Torrie Wilson pay for what she did! MATCH: Edge w/Lita defeated Goldust..... For some stupid reason, the host of Nashville Star "Cowboy Troy" was there and joined commentary..The Coach introduced a special moch video package covering all of Mick Foley's WrestleMania loses..Goldust was setting for Shattered Dreams but was distracted by Lita and Edge then speared Goldust!Edge w/Lita said he would be the star of WrestleMania and showed a 'trailor' featuring his WM highlights..Edge said that Mick Foley will just add to his legacy, and says he'll interview Mick Foley on SNME.... BACKSTAGE: Maria Kanellis & Trish Stratus + Torrie Wilson.. Maria Kanellis & Trish Stratus did a lame not-so-subtle infomercial for the Boflex Extreme 2 system..Trish Stratus then found Torrie Wilson laid out in her dressing room with Candice's Playboy on her chest.. ANNOUNCEMENT: The legendary Verne Gagne will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame on April 1 in Chicago!IN THE RING: The Coach + Triple H + John Cena + Kane & The Big Show + Carlito & Chris Masters.. Editor's Note: apparently Triple H is the only guy in WWE who actually has to sign contracts for matches..Triple H immediately praised John Cena for giving The Big Show an F-U last week saying he was impressed..Triple H cut a long boring slow-paced promo that put me to sleep but somehow made John Cena laugh.....Kane & The Big Show came out to the stage and Triple H got a sledgehammer out from under the table...Carlito Cool & Chris Masters attacked The Big Show & Kane from behind and started a huge brawl...Vince McMahon (who hasn't changed his urine-soaked shirt yet) came on the big screen and booked a 6-MAN! 4-on-1 TEXAS TORNADO CAGE MATCH: The Spirit Squad (Kenny, Johnny, Nicky & Mikey) defeated Shawn Michaels.. Shawn Michaels put up a good fight for a few seconds but was quickly over-powered and dominated..Shawn Michaels took a beating and then miraculously fought back and took down all four Spirit Squad guys..Shawn Michaels tried to leave through the door but Mitch slammed the door on Shawn Michaels' face!Shane McMahon attacked Shawn Michaels and put one of the Squad members on Michaels for the 1-2-3..Shane McMahon releatedly launched Shawn Michaels into the Cage, busting Michaels' forehead open!Shawn McMahon ordered the Cage to be raised and then gave the bloody Shawn Michaels a Van-terminator!!Joey Styles (probably forced) had to say "I've seen this before but I've never seen it live!" -- which is SUCH BULLSHIT!.. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Trish Stratus + Mickie James.. Trish Stratus said Torrie Wilson suffered a concussion and won't be able to compete at SNME this Saturday..Mickie James showed up and tried to make up with Trish Stratus and asked to be her partner at SNME..Mickie James said after they win their match they can go their separate ways --- I promise :) BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon + Shane McMahon.. Vince McMahon said he was bringing back a Kiss My Ass Club member to call Saturday Night's Main Event..Shane McMahon said if Jim Ross doesn't call his match right he'll leave him a bloody mess just like HBK.. INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Shelton Benjamin defeated Rob Van Dam.. Shelton Benjamin said his Mama wasn't there tonight because she was having heart surgery and blamed Ric Flair!Shelton Benjamin pinned Rob Van Dam while holding the ropes for leverage -- to retain his Intercontinental title..Ric Flair, who had joined commentary, jumped in the ring and tried to explain what happened to Rob Van Dam.. MAIN EVENT: John Cena & Kane & The Big Show vs Triple H & Chris Masters & Carlito Cool.. John Cena and Triple H were tagged in at the same time, but Triple H quickly tagged out to Carlito..The Big Show & Kane were going to finish off Triple H with a double choke slam from hell..Carlito Cool & Chris Masters whacked Kane & The Big Show with chairs and they all ran backstage..John Cena and Triple H circled eachother in the ring until SD!'s Randy Orton ran in and RKO'd John Cena! And that's a wrap folks.. 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