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| | WWE RAW RESULTS April 3, 2006Chicago, Illinois Announcers: Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler & The Coach INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: The Highlanders (Robbie & Rory McAllistair) defeated Rob Conway & Rene Dupree in a dark match..Gene Snitsky & Goldust defeated Colt Cabana & Brad James....Lance Cade defeated Viscera..Matt Striker defeated Chandler MacClure..Trevor Murdoch defeated Eugene Dinsmore.. IN THE RING: John Cena + Triple H + Edge w/Lita.. John Cena came out and said to stop the music because he "Wants to hear this" and listened to the crowd BOO HIM!John Cena sticked it to the haters by yelling "The CHAMP........ IS STILL....... HEEERRRRRRRRRRRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!John Cena said it wasn't a popularity contest and that he hit hard fight hard and stook tall no matter what..The crowd continued to BOO throughout the promo and started a "Cena Sucks" chant until Triple H showed up...Triple H came down with his new entrance music (which he debuted at WrestleMania) and offered to shake hands....John Cena took a few steps back and then reached his hand out, only for Triple H to pull his hand back...Triple H said he is pissed off at himself because he made the stupid mistake of un-estimating John Cena..The crowd chanted "You tapped out!" at HHH as he admitted that he tapped out but it will never happen again..Triple H made his intentions clear and said he wanted another shot at John Cena's WWE title (tonight?)....Edge w/Lita interrupted and said the almighty Triple H thinks he should get an endless supply of title shots..Edge said that Triple H lost at WrestleMania so he now goes to the back of the line and wait his turn again..Edge said he beat Mick Foley at WrestleMania and kept his perfect record in tack with five wins and zero losses..Triple H said that none of Edge's Mania-matches have been in the main event (even calling him a curtain jerker)..Edge (who is being portrayed as the only babyface in the ring) stood up to Triple H as John Cena made jokes..John Cena proposed that Triple H and Edge face off tonight in #1 Contenders match to see who faced him..Edge suggested he and Triple H team up to take on John Cena and not let down the few chain gang members left..John Cena accepted the challenge (that was a strange segment and I feel something dratic going down later).. TAG TITLE MATCH: The Spirit Squad (Kenny & Mikey) defeated The Big Show & Kane to win the titles! The whole Spirit Squad ran in and gave The Big Show the big Spirit Slam and pinned him to win the titles!Kenny & Mikey celebrated with his other Spirit Squad members after scoring the huge upset victory! ON STAGE: Rob Van Dam.. Rob Van Dam said last night he climbed the ladder and broke the glass ceiling to win the "Money in the Bank!"Rob Van Dam said he has no reason to wait to use the title shot like Edge did last year..Rob Van Dam said the timing couldn't be better, and the timing could be "EXTREME" SQUASH MATCH: Chris Masters defeated Eric Priest by Masterlock submission.. After a quick match, Carlito Cool came out to confront his (possibly former) tag team partner..Carlito Cool took a big bite out of his apple and stared at Chris Masters and then spit it at the jobber!Carlito Cool then snapped and attacked Chris Masters and gave him a back-cracker and spit on his face! IN THE RING: Shawn Michaels + Shane McMahon + Vince McMahon.. Shawn Michaels said his match with Vince McMahon last night was violent, brutal and downright ugly!Shawn Michaels said it wasn't about a wrestling match it was about making Vince McMahon go through hell!Shawn Michaels said now he no longer has to deal with Vince McMahon and now he can now begin to move on..Shawn Michaels said the popular thing these days is to beat up John Cena, and said why can't I do it?Shane McMahon showed up on the stage and Shawn Michaels introduced him as a Kiss My Ass Club member..Shane McMahon then introduced his father, Vince McMahon, who everybody thought was in a hospital tonight..Vince McMahon came out with a neck brace and a bandaged forehead looking like he was appearing in court..Vince McMahon complained about Shawn Michaels actions and said that he's got two words for Michaels..Shawn Michaels interrupted Vince McMahon and said he had two words for Vince - the crowd yelled SUCK IT!Vince McMahon said Shawn Michaels had unexpected help from God at WM22 making it a handicap match..Vince McMahon scolded God for always picking on him and Shawn Michaels said Vince finally went insane!Vince McMahon said nobody beats the McMahons, they may win a battle or two but you'll never win the war..Vince McMahon then booked Shawn Michaels & God vs Vince McMahon & Shane McMahon at Backlash in 4 weeks.. DIVAS TAG MATCH: Mickie James & Candice Michelle defeated Trish Stratus & Torrie Wilson.. New Women's champion Mickie James came out wearing a Trish Stratus outfit and a Trish-haircut and blonde..Mickie James kicked Trish Stratus in the knee and chick-kicked Torrie Wilson and scored the 1-2-3 pinfall.. ON STAGE: Chavo Guerrero.. Chavo Guerrero said he was never more proud than he was at last night's WrestleMania..Chavo Guerrero thanked all the fans for remembering Eddie Guerrero and keeping his memory alive..Chavo Guerrero said his friend and family member Rey Mysterio won the World title over on Smackdown!..Chavo Guerrero said his only regrete was not getting the opportunity to go for a title at WrestleMania..Chavo Guerrero said that tonight is his night to go for the Intercontinental title against Shelton Benjamin..Chavo Guerrero dedicated the match to Eddie Guerrero and promised not to let him or Eddie's fans down! INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Shelton Benjamin defeated Chavo Guerrero to retain.. I guess Chavo let down Eddie -- the announcers said Chavo was the embarassment of the Guerrero family..Chavo Guerrero fought back tears as he walked backstage as the fans chanted his name (WWE = embarassment).. WWE.com Unlimited: Chavo Guerrero broke down and cried saying he wasn't supposed to be a wrestler and QUIT!IN HE RING: Ric Flair + Armando Alejandro Estrada + Umanga.. Ric Flair said he has had a lot of unbelievable moments in Chicago throughout his career..Ric Flair said he gave 120% at WrestleMania 22 in the Money in the Bank Ladder match but did not win..Ric Flair said he still thinks that he has a 17th World Heavyweight title run left inside of him..A new mexican named Armando Alejandro Estrada (aka Osama Alejandro Rodriquez from OVW) showed up..Armando said he grew up watching Ric Flair on a fuzzy television and said he was now a business man..Armando said he was there to introduce "the man who is going to change the face of RAW and the WWE"..Armando said Ric Flair had over-stayed his welcome and introduces his guy "Umanga" (aka Jamal/Ekmo)..Umanga came out and destroyed Ric Flair (Hey Samoa Joe aren't you glad you chose TNA????)....Editor's Note: Umanga was a carbon copy of the old Headshrinkers, a stereotype gimmick.. HANDICAP MATCH: Triple H & Edge w/Lita defeated John Cena.. Triple H took a seat in the corner and told Edge to beat John Cena and proove that he's a main eventer..Eventually Edge accidentally speared Triple H, causing Triple H to attack Edge and give him a spinebuster..Triple H & John Cena looked like they were working together but Triple H gave Cena a Pedigree to win! And that's a wrap folks.. 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