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| | WWE RAW RESULTS April 17, 2006St. Louis, Missouri Announcers: Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler & The Coach INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: IN THE RING: Vince McMahon... Vince McMahon suggested that he may have offended people last week and his son says he may end up going to Hell.Vince McMahon then created his new religion called "McMahanism" him being the Lord of all Sports-Entertainment..Vince McMahon then showed a series of Photoshopped religious and biblical photographs causing fans to chant "Boring!"Vince McMahon quickly picked up on the chants and said "I assure you this is not boring" and continued confidently..Vince McMahon said there was at least one person in the building who will not convert, and that is Shawn Michaels..Vince McMahon then dared God to "strike him down" if he's lieing -- so Shawn Michaels showed up and super-kicked him!Shawn Michaels left the ring and then ran back and stood over Vince's body and gave him the old DX crotch chop!Editor's Notes: Mr. McMahon you've been offending me for years with stupid storylines like this stupid storyline.. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Triple H.. Vince McMahon was being helped backstage when he bumped into Triple H, who suggested he cool it with the God stuff..Vince McMahon got upset with Triple H and remembered HHH calling him "old man" so he booked HHH vs Cena & Edge later.. MATCH: Kane destroyed Rob Conway.. After the match, Kane attacked Lilian Garcia for mentioning "May 19" even though she didn't say anything about it..The Big Show came down and confronted Kane and they grabbed eachothers throats but Big Show got the choke-slam on Kane!The Big Show walked away as Kane sat up inside the ring with an evil maniacal grin on his face... SIT-DOWN INTERVIEW: Jim Ross & Chavo Guerrero.. Jim Ross welcomes Chavo Guerrero and recaps what happened last week and hopes Chavo reconsiders and stays with WWE..Chavo Guerrero said he reconsidered and that he thought long and hard and said he thinks he made the right decision..Chavo Guerrero said that he and Eddie always supported eachother and thinks there are other things on the horizon..Jim Ross explained that it was only 1 loss and believes that Eddie Guerrero would not approve of Chavo quitting..Chavo Guerrero said he feels that his wrestling career has come to and end and shakes JR's hand and cries.. MATCH: Charlie Haas defeated Shelton Benjamin... If Shelton wins, then RVD puts up his MITB contract-- but if Shelton loses, he must put up the IC title against RVD..Rob Van Dam's hand-picked opponent was Shelton Benjamin's formed "Worlds Greatest Tag Team" partner Charlie Haas!Nobody remembered Charlie Haas, he looked very different with a porno beard, new tights, and a smaller build..Shelton Benjamin did the R-V-D thumb move and then nailed Charlie Haas with the Rolling Thunder (RVD's move)..Shelton Benjamin went for a frog-splash but missed and rolled through..Charlie Haas then rolled him up to win! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon + Armando Alejandro Estrada + Shelton Benjamin.. Armando Alejandro Estrada said he recently converted to McMahonism and offers the services of his man Umaga..Armando Alejandro Estrada suggested Vince McMahon book Shawn Michaels in a match with Umaga tonight..Vince McMahon agreed to book the match, NEXT, and Armando Alejandro Estrada left the office..Shelton Benjamin came in and begged Vince McMahon not to make him defend the Intercontinental title at Backlash..Shelton Benjamin said he followed the light to Vince McMahon's office and said only McMahonism can help him..Shelton Benjamin was on his knees, and Vince McMahon said he liked people on their knees (TSN cut to commercial) MATCH: Shawn Michaels vs Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada.. Vince McMahon came down to ringside and took a seat to watch the match close-up..Vince McMahon & Armando Alejandro Estrada interfered and Umaga destroyed HBK until the referee DQ'd Umaga..Vince McMahon stopped Umaga and sent him to the back, saying that he wants to finish Shawn Michaels off himself..Vince McMahon tied Shawn Michaels into the ropes and went to get a steel chair from ringside..Every time Vince McMahon tried to enter the ring, there was an "explosion" (get it? A sign from God!)..Vince McMahon retreated with fear until the stage exploded with fire and knocked Vince on his ass!During the commercial, Vince McMahon jumped in his limousine and escape the Savvis Center.. WWE 24/7 THIS WEEK IN WRESTLING: The Rock throwing Steve Austin & his belt into the Detroit river..IN THE RING: Matt Striker returned to RAW (he was buried on HEAT) with his chalk board.. Dean Doug.... I mean Matt Striker preached to fans from the ring and basically said they were all dumb..Matt Striker said the people were more concerned with being "cool" then they are with being "smart"..Matt Striker said he had a messege for those people ------------------------- School is Cool!Haktui! I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool --- Carlito Cool comes to the ring...Carlito Cool said he was looking for his apple backstage and then he realized that Striker took it..Carlito Cool spit the apple in Matt Striker's face and attacked him until Chris Masters attacked him!Chris Masters put Carlito Cool in the Masterlock until he passed out and dropped to the mat.. HANDICAP MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs The Spirit Squad (Mikey & Kenny & Nicky & Johnny & Mitch).. If RVD wins then he doesn't have to defend the MITB-- If RVD loses then it will be IC title vs MITB..Shelton Benjamin's hand-picked opponent(s) were all five members of the Spirit Squad!Rob Van Dam put up a good fight but was eventually over-powered but the Spisit Squad.. INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & Trish Stratus (dressed as Mickie James).. Maria Kanellis admitted that she was really confused and didn't really know who she was interviewing..Trish Stratus (impersonating Mickie James) bounced around saying she had a surprise for Mickie James in the ring.. IN THE RING: Trish Stratus (as Mickie James) + Mickie James (as Trish Stratus).. Editor's Notes: This is so cool :PTrish Stratus came out dressed as Mickie James and bounced around the ring just like Mickie James..Trish Stratus said her surprise is "really awesome" and asked Women's Champion Mickie James to come out..Mickie James came out really confused and cautious and said she doesn't think she wants the present..Trish Stratus opened the box and found her ex-boyfriend Jack (Jack in the box) tied up and gagged..Trish Stratus then changed her tond and told Mickie James to stop talking and acting like Trish..Mickie James hesitated and yelled "get your filthy hands off my boyfriend" and attacked Trish..Trish Stratus made short work of Mickie James and laid her out with a chick-kick..Mickie James got up and consoled Jack and then kicked him in the head for cheating on her! BACKSTAGE: Edge w/Lita & Triple H.. Triple H said John Cena was his partner last week and he stabbed him in the back and will stab Edge too..Triple H said Edge can blame Mick Foley all he wants but John Cena is the one who took the WWE title.. HANDICAP MATCH: Triple H vs John Cena & Edge w/Lita.. As expected the match fell apart quickly as Edge & Cena started fighting and Triple H found a sledgehammer..Triple H smashed John Cena's forehead with the sledgehammer and Edge speared Triple H and pinned him to win! And that's a wrap folks.. 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