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| | WWE RAW RESULTS April 24, 2006London, England Announcers: Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler & The Coach INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: The Big Show defeated The UK Kid & Charlie Rage in a Handicap dark match;Lance Cade defeated Eugene..Goldust & Gene Snitsky defeated Eric Swartz & Andrew Simmons..Kane defeated Trevor Murdoch.. IN THE RING: Edge w/Lita + Triple H + John Cena + The Spirit Squad.. Edge w/Lita came out and showed footage of himself pinning Triple H (last week) and John Cena (at New Year's Revolution)..Edge said it doens't matter if you're British, American, or like him (a superior Canadian) you can see he will be WWE Champion!Triple H came out (My goodness, I love his new entrance music!)--and said Edge was a Champion ---- for three weeks....Triple H said that means Edge can "go", but it just means he can "go" very long, but a lot of guys have that problem..Triple H made some entertaining jokes saying as frustrating it is for Edge it must be even more frustrating for Lita..Triple H suggested that Edge could land an endorsement deal for the purple pill and be the "Premature Superstar"..Triple H said until Edge can do it ten times in a row (big pop from the fans) you aren't even in his (HHH's) league..Edge said he could do it ten times in a row but he doesn't have to cause it only took him 3 seconds to pin Triple H..Triple H claimed he went to the ring last week to send John Cena a messege and at Backlash he will become WWE Champion..Edge asked why Triple H is even in the 3-WAY, saying he lost at Mania and suggested HHH just "dailed up the Old Man"..Edge said Triple H got on his knees and begged Vince McMahon to put him into the WWE Championship match at Backlash..Triple H said there was only one person in the ring who gets on their knees, and Lita isn't even in the title Match..Triple H said he would bash Vince McMahon with a sledgehammer, or even his own grandmother, to get back the WWE title..John Cena came out and Edge pushed Triple H into him and Edge bolted while Cena briefly brawled with Triple H in the ring..The Spirit Squad came out and cheered that Vince McMahon set up a 5-on-3 Handicap match tonight in the main event!!!!!!! 6-MAN TAG: Rob Van Dam & Carlito Cool & Charlie Haas defeated Shelton Benjamin & Chris Masters & Matt Striker..INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Vince McMahon + Shane McMahon.. Vince McMahon said there were no "acts of God" last week and claimed it was some accidental pyrotechnics that went off..Vince McMahon said Shawn Michaels better hope for an act of God at Backlash or he and his tag partner will go down in defeat..Vince McMahon said he had it on good authority that God is not there tonight and said Shane McMahon will punish HBK tonight..Shane McMahon came in and said "I swear to God," looks at Vince. "Shawn Michaels will not walk out of here on his own power" BACKSTAGE: Kane + The Big Show.. The Big Show tried to be a friend and talk to Kane about what has been going on with him lately..Kane told him not to say "that date", even though he didn't, so Big Show went ahead and said "May 19"..Kane snapped and attacked The Big Show and ripped at his eye causing blood to pour out onto Show's face.. BIKINI CONTEST: The Coach + Candice Michelle + Torrie Wilson + Maria Kanellis + Victoria.. Each diva stripped off their robe and showed off their assets as the British fans cheered with absolute delight..The crowd clearly voted Torrie Wilson and Maria Kanellis, but The Coach picked Candice Michelle to win anyway..The Coach then said that the prize for winning was that Candice got to make out with The Coach live on RAW..Big Viscera came out and gave The Coach a samoan drop and then splashed him and then humped him with Visagra..Big Viscera then celebrated with Candice Michelle, who let Vis give her a sloppy kiss (hope ya got paid C.M.!) GRUDGE MATCH: Shawn Michaels vs Shane McMahon w/Vince McMahon ended in a No Contest.. Vince McMahon came out before the match and Jerry Lawler had to say "Vince McMahon works in mysterious ways"..Vince McMahon introduced his "only begotten son" and the "product of my omnipotent semen" -- Shane McMahon!The McMahons together laid out Shawn Michaels on the announce table and Shane McMahon climbed up to the top rope..Shane McMahon did his famous leap off the top rope crashing Shawn Michaels through the table with a flying elbow!Vince McmAhon grabbed the microphone and tolded Shawn Michaels "This Sunday you and God will go straight to Hell!"Vince McMahon helped his son up to his feet and with a firm slotlight on them Vince celebrated in all his glory.. BACKSTAGE: Edge & John Cena.. Edge said it will be 5-on-3 tonight and if one of them tries to be a hero none of them will make it to Backlash..John Cena said that Edge is a snake and if he tries anything tonight he'll "go down quicker than your girlfriend".. SQUASH MATCH: Umaga w/Armando Alajandro Estrada defeated Steve Lewington.. After the match, Ric Flair showed up unexpectedly and attacked Umaga and dumped him out of the ring.. BACKSTAGE: Triple H & Lita.. Lita told Triple H that Edge talked to John Cena and they all agree that they should be on the same page tonight..Triple H sarcastically asked Lita for her advice, saying she has a lot of advice taking on five guys at once.. IN THE RING: Mickie James + Trish Stratus (as Mickie James).. Mickie James came out looking like herself again and admits that she did get a little bit carried away with Trish..Mickie James said it's okay because she DID become to the Women's champion at WrestleMania from her former idol..Mickie James she may have dyed her hair like Trish's but after last week she knows who she is, that's Mickie James!Mickie James said she doesn't have to be like Trish Stratus because she is, in fact, BETTER than Trish Stratus..Trish Stratus came out to Mickie James' music, dressed as Mickie James, acting like Mickie James, being all bouncy..Mickie James demanded that Trish stop what she's doing and Trish only moched her on the microphone..Mickie James and trish Stratus started fighting until Trish chick-kicked Mickie out of the ring! HANDICAP MATCH: Triple H & John Cena & Edge w/Lita vs The Spirit Squad (Mikey & Kenny & Johnny & Nicky & Mitchell).. Triple H and John Cena both hit their finishers at the same time, while Edge & Lita started to leave..Triple H and John Cena looked at eachother and started to fight as Edge & Lita laughed from the stage..Match was ruled a No Contest........ And that's a wrap folks.. 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