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| | WWE RAW RESULTS May 1, 2006Columbus, Ohio Announcers: Joey Styles (quits) & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: The Untouchables (Deuce & Domino w/Cherry) defeated Eddie Perez & Montel Montavious Porter in a dark match..Charlie Haas defeated Akio (Jimmy Yang)..The Big Show defeated Jon Moxley & Dick Rick in a Handicap match..Matt Striker defeated Brian Jennings..Viscera defeated Lance Cade by DQ (Cade used a chair).. KICKOFF: Vince McMahon + The Spirit Squad.. Vince McMahon bragged about defeating God last night at Backlash and said he would be taking the night off tonight..Vince McMahon named all five members of the Spirit Squad at the substitute General Managers for one night only..The Spirit Squad booked Kenny Doane vs John Cena for the WWE title and a Divas Cheerleader Outfit match.. DIVAS TAG TEAM CHEERLEADER MATCH: Torrie Wilson & Maria Kanellis defeated Mickie James & Victoria. The showed slow-motion footage of Trish Stratus dislocating her shoulder in her match with Mickie James at Backlash..Trish Stratus showed up with her arm in a sling and tripped Mickie James and held her foot while Maria pinned her! SIX MAN TAG: The Spirit Squad (Mikey & Johnny & Nicky) defeated The Odd Squad (Goldust & Snitsky & Eugene).. Vince McMahon was shown relaxing backstage getting willfully molested by "Playboy Covergirl" Candice Michelle.. COMMERCIAL BREAK: Maria came out and did her Kiss Cam segment but Mickie James viciously assaulted her!INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Eugene.. Eugene said his uncle Eric used to tell him to never quit, but then remembered Eric tried to make him quit all the time..Eugene said his uncle Eric was a jerk and bragged saying "at least I still have a job and you don't!"..Matt Striker attacked Eugene from behind with a big text book and left him laying unconscious on the floor.. BACKSTAGE: Shawn Michaels & The Big Show & Charlie Haas + The Spirit Squad.. They showed a video package praising Vince McMahon for defeating Shawn Michaels & God last night..The Spirit Squad ordered Shawn Michaels to be the referee in the next match -- Rob Conway vs Kane..Mitchell gave Shawn Michaels his special yellow referee shirt with the words "May 19" written all over it.. MATCH: Kane defeated Rob Conway.. Shawn Michaels was forced to wear a yellow referee shit with the words "May 19" written all over it!Before Kane could come down, Shawn Michaels whacked Rob Conway and put the yellow shirt onto him instead..Kane came down and noticed the writing on Rob Conway's shirt and destroyed him and tried to leave!Shawn Michaels yelled "May 19! May 19th! May 19th!" into the mic, bring Kane back to finish off Conway! SQUASH MATCH: Umaga destroyed Rory Fox.. Armando Alejandro Estrada introduced "the man who took down the 16-time Champion" Ric Flair at Backlash - Umaga! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & SuperSlut Candice Michelle + Triple H.. Vince McMahon is writing his own scripts again and got to make out with Candice Michelle again..Triple H (with a massive scar on his head) interrupted and Vince offered to make Triple H the referee later..Triple H said if Kenny Doane wins the WWE title then he wants Kenny 1-on-1 next week for the WWE title..Vince McMahon got agressive and told Triple H not to tell him what to do or he'll never get a title shot.. THE CUTTING EDGE: Edge w/Lita + Mick Foley.. Edge quickly pointed out that John Cena pinned Triple H last night so he (Edge) can still lay claim to the WWE title..Edge then claimed that his WrestleMania match with Mick Foley was tarnished because Joey Styles was the announcer..Edge said he still stole the show at WrestleMania, then introduced the the "Former" Hardcore Legend Mick Foley!Mick Foley came out and said ever since WrestleMania he has thought about his Hardcore match with Edge 24/7..Mick Foley said that the more he watched the Tape, and searched his soul, he realized Edge was a tough S.O.B...Mick Foley extended his hand and shook Edge's hand and also shook Lita's hand and gave her a kiss on the cheek..Mick Foley said he finally got his "Final Defining Moment" at a WrestleMania and showed a clip of the Flaming Table..Mick Foley concentrated on a freeze frame of Edge looking traumatized and said that's what made it all worth it..Mick Foley said he wants to go through it all again, TONIGHT, and challenged Edge to a rematch in Columbus, Ohio!Edge said that he went through hell in a triple threat match last night but Mick Foley is on....... ON CRACK!Edge said he would face Mick Foley next week on RAW in any kind of match he wants..Mick Foley told Edge to think about it all week and "Try to have a Nice Day!".. IN THE RING: Chris Masters + Rob Van Dam + Shelton Benjamin + Carlito Cool.. Chris Masters cut a promo on Carlito Cool and then issued a Masterlock Challenge to IC Champion Rob Van Dam..Chris Masters got the Masterlock on RVD and Shelton Benjamin showed up and punched away at RVD's face!Carlito Cool ran down with a chair and whacked Chris Masters and made the save for Rob Van Dam..Nicky Nemeth came out and ordered a tag team match to start right now... TAG MATCH: Rob Van Dam & Carlito Cool defeated Shelton Benjamin & Chris Masters.. Midway through the match, Joey Styles got a note passed to him that said the Co-GMs Spirit Squad wanted to see him..Shelton Benjamin was going to use a steel chair, but Charlie Haas showed up and pulled it away from him!Carlito Cool capitalized on the distraction and scored the pinfall over Shelton Benjamin.. BACKSTAGE: The Spirit Squad & Joey Styles.. The Spirit Squad said Joey Styles had no spirit and had better show some spirit during Kenny's match later..The Spirit Squad said he Joey Styles doesn't do his job he will have to wear a cheerleader outfit next week..Editor's Note: It's funny the Squad is telling Joey Styles to do what Vince has ordered him not to do.. RINGSIDE: Jerry Lawler & Joey Styles.. Jerry Lawler got on the house microphone and teased Joey Styles about not having Spirit like he did with ECW..Joey Styles said if this was ECW, he wouldn't have to work with a hack like Jerry Lawler and shoved him!Joey Styles shoved Jerry Lawler again and then slapped his face! Lawler then pushed Styles onto the floor!Joey Styles got up and dusted himself off and walked out as the crowd chanted ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!Jerry Lawler apologized after the break saying he just wanted to have fun and asked Joey Styles to come back..Joey Styles came back to the stage and said six months ago WWE called him because they humiliated Jim Ross..Joey Styles said he gets lectured about the difference between pro-wrestling and sports entertainment..Joey Styles said he was told to ignore the wrestling holds and talk about the storylines going on..Joey Styles said that is insulting to the wrestlers, who work hard inside the ring to feed their families..Joey Styles complained about getting bumped off of WrestleMania and Backlash for Jim Ross to come back..Joey Styles said he used to call LIVE PPVs for ECW by himself and nobody has done that before or since..Joey Styles said he is sick of sports-entertainment and sick of Vince McMahon moching God..Joey Styles said he was also sick of the fans who buy into the sports entertainment circus..Joey Styles said he never needed this job and he doesn't want this job any more ---- I QUIT!Jerry Lawler called Joey Styles and idiot and sent him back to the bingo halls working for Paul Heyman.. WWE TITLE MATCH: John Cena defeated Kenny Doane w/The Spirit Squad to retain.. Referee Triple H stook back and let Kenny do whatever he wanted and even helped him a few times..Kenny actually bad-mouthed Triple H, so HHH gave him a Pedigree and said the hell with it and left!The Spirit Squad attacked John Cena as Triple H continued to walk out but bumped into Shawn Michaels..Shawn Michaels (wearing a referee shirt) stopped and looked at Triple H for a second and then hit the ring..Kenny Doane hit his top rope leg drop and went for the cover but Shawn Michaels refused to count..The Spirit Squad jumped into the ring and John Cena & Shawn Michaels cleaned house together..Shawn Michaels superkicked Johnny Jeter and John Cena hit the FU on Kenny for the 1-2-3! And that's a wrap folks.. 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