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| | WWE RAW RESULTS May 22, 2006Las Vegas, Nevada Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: Matt Striker defeated Shawn Osborne (from IZW)..Charlie Haas defeated Rob Conway..Victoria defeated Cheerleader Melissa..Eugene defeated ??????..Carlito Cool defeated Lance Cade.. KICKOFF: Vince McMahon.. Vince McMahon said that the only thing that saved Shane last week was his superior genetics..Vince McMahon demanded an apology from Triple H or he will unleash swift vengeful retaliation.. IN THE RING: Mick Foley + Edge w/Lita + Paul Heyman + Tommy Dreamer & Terry Funk!.. Mick Foley came out and said he was still the same guy and that it was still okay for kids to cheer for him..Mick Foley said he usually goes for the cheap pop but can't say that it is great to be there in Las Vegas..Mick Foley said he cannot respect people who gamble for a quick fix saying they should earn things in their life..Mick Foley introduced Edge, who came out with Lita (who was bursting out of her top), and shook Foley's hand..Mick Foley said that they will not apologize for having the greatest hardcore match in the history of wrestling..Mick Foley said Edge embodies everything that is Hardcore and presented him with the old WWF Hardcore title belt..Mick Foley said it was given to him as a retirement speech but now Foley is passing it on to Edge who deserves it..Edge said Mick Foley was right, everything he's accomplished he has earned, but he does not deserve this belt..Edge said that even though he beat Mick Foley's ass at WrestleMania, Foley still deserves to be Hardcore champion..Mick Foley disgreed and said he thinks Edge deserves the Hardcore title and hinted around having a match for it..The crowd erupted with approval as Foley and Edge played with their heads only to pull the plug on the idea...Edge said that he has a better idea and had Lilian Garcia announce them as co-Champions of the Hardcore title..Paul Heyman showed up and called Mick Foley a prostitute for being a legend and aligning himself with Edge Lita..Paul Heyman said he doesn't care if Mick Foley prostitute's himself but won't let him prostitute ECW..Mick Foley asked how Paul Heyman can critisize him when he (Heyman) has nothing; No job, No company etc..Paul Heyman said Mick Foley is right be he does have the power to make a challenge for his ECW One Night Stand..Paul Heyman challenged Mick Foley & Edge to take on to ECW wrestlers of his choice at ECW One Night Stand..Paul Heyman said he was looking in the ring and said Lita is the only one of the three who has any nute..Edge & Mick Foley went after Paul Heyman, only to have Tommy Dreamer & Terry Funk show up for a big brawl! INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Shelton Benjamin defeated Rob Van Dam by Disqualification.. Shelton Benjamin picked up Rob Van Dam and swung his legs accidentally hitting the referee and injuring his ankle..Shelton Benjamin brought the IC belt into the ring but Rob Van Dam kicked the belt knocking Benjamin onto his ass!The referee saw this and Disqualified Rob Van Dam, who protested by giving Shelton Benjamin the 5-star frog splash.. IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + Triple H.. Vince McMahon called out Triple H and reminded everyone of the last person who stood up to him (Shawn Michaels)..Vince McMahon said if he didn't here the two words he wants to hear there would be swift vengeful retaliation..Triple H said that works out great, because "I've got two words for ya" crowd cheers, then HHH says "I'm sorry!"..Vince McMahon said after The Spirit Squad demolishes Shawn Michaels he will command HHH to come out and crush HBK..Vince McMahon said then, and only then, will he accept HHH's apology, and they shook hands with an understanding.. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Kane.. Kane said that May 19th was the date when his mother and adopted family were killed in a fire..Kane said May 19th is now gone and he has a movie out where he kills lots of people..Kane said that the truth is, that he has never been happier.. NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: John Cena defeated Chris Masters..IN THE RING: John Cena + Rob Van Dam.. Rob Van Dam came down holding his Money in the Bank briefcase and told Cena to savior is time as WWE Champion..Rob Van Dam said he earned his title shot and is not going to waste it on RAW where he'll probably get screwed..Rob Van Dam said he would rather do it on his own turf where he is comfortable at One Night Stand on June 11!Rob Van Dam slapped John Cena and they started to fight until RVD spin-kicked the briefcase into Cena's face!Editor's Notes: Rob Van Dam was acting kinda heel and was booed by the fans (probably piped in over speakers).. BACKSTAGE: Carlito Cool & Maria Kanellis + Gene Snitsky + Goldust in drag.. Carlito Cool and Maria Kanellis making plans to win some money by cheating at playing cards..Gene Snitsky was standing around and said he answered an ad and was waiting for a Vegas showgirl to arrive..Gene Snitsky approached the (large) show-girl from behind to introduce himself and bent over to rub her feet..Gene Snitsky looked up and saw that it was Goldust and this resulted in a semi-awkward moment of wierdness.. BACKSTAGE: Triple H & Shawn Michaels.. Shawn Michaels yelled at Triple H for selling his soul to the devil (Vince McMahon)..Triple H said all he did was do what he had to do -- Shawn Michaels was disgusted by that.. MATCH: Kane squashed Trevor Murdoch.. Trevor Murdoch said he watched See No Evil and The Da Vinci Code and said Tom Hanks was clearly the better actor!Kane came down and calmly demolished Trevor Murdoch for the pin and then finished him off with a chokeslam..The crowd chanted "One More Time!" as Kane was leaving, so he went back to the ring and chokeslammed him again!After that, an animation of Kane's old mask with flames around it came on the screen saying "It's not over.." NON (WOMANS) TITLE MATCH: Mickie James defeated Torrie Wilson after a DDT.. After the match, Trish Stratus came out to the stage and introduced RAW's newest Diva, Beth Phoenix!Beth Phoenix snuck up behind Mickie James and attacked her and Beth chased Mickie through the audience.. IN THE RING: Viscera & Lilian Garcia.. Viscera said he and Lilian Garcia have had problems before but he is not ready to settle down..Lilian Garcia said last time they were in Las Vegas, Viscera dumped her for a bunch of Godfather's Hoes!Viscera said if Lilian Garcia goes to a chapel with him tonight he can come home to her home-cooking every day..Viscera got down on one knee and asked Lilian Garcia to marry him -- and she looked extremely terrified..Armando Alejandro Estrada showed up and said before Lilian answers Umaga was going to destroy Viscera..Umaga came out and did exactly that --- he destroyed Viscera! FEATURE: Various WWE wrestlers praised the movie :See No Evil: and talked about their favorite parts..BACKSTAGE: The Spirit Squad was getting pumped up but Triple H wanted nothing to do with them..5-on-1 HANDICAP MATCH: The Spirit Squad defeated Shawn Michaels.. The Spirit Squad = Mitch (Nick Mitchell) & Kenny (Doane) & Mikey (Mondo) & Johnny (Jeter) & Nicky (Nemeth)..Before the match, Vince McMahon ordered the referee to take the chair away from Shawn Michaels leave the ring..The Spirit Squad attacked Shawn Michaels and gave him the High Spirit finisher while Mr. McMahon watched..The Spirit Squad members too turns kicking, kneeing, punching, backflipping and decimating Shawn Michaels..After a while, Shawn Michaels fought back and dumped a few of them and whacked a few others with a chair!It didn't last very long and The Spirit Squad made a comeback and destroyed Shawn Michaels' knee..They wrapped Shawn Michael's leg in a folding chair and Kenny did his top rope elbow onto the chair!Vince McMahon then ordered Triple H to go to the ring and crush Michaels' head in with the slegehammer!Triple H went down and hesitated, so Kenny took the sledgehammer, which impressed Vince McMahon..Triple H stood in the way of Kenny and gave him a spinebuster and then beat up the entire Spirit Squad! And that's a wrap folks.. 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