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| | WWE RAW RESULTS August 7, 2006Memphis, Tennessee Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: The Gang Stars (Shad Gaspard & Neighborhoodie) defeated Charlie Haas & Rob Conway in a dark match..Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch defeated Val Venis & Gene Snitsky ....Matt Striker defeated Alan Steel ....Eugene Dinsmore & Jim Duggan defeated Charles Evans & Derrick King...The Spirit Squad (Kenny Doane & Nicky Nemeth) defeated Patrick Bentley & Adam Armor.. KICK OFF: Vince McMahon & Shane McMahon did their horrible impressions of Elvis Presley and even sang Elvis songs..WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Mickie James vs Trish Stratus ended in a No Contest.. Just as the girls were locking up, Edge & Lita came down and demanded they cancel the match so he can take over RAW..Edge w/Lita protested having to defend the WWE title against John Cena in Cena's hometown and said it wasn't fair!Edge said he has put up with more crap than any Champion in the history of WWE -- citing the poster for SummerSlam..Edge said of course DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) are featured, and John Cena, Trish and even Batista was on it..Edge said he thought he was going to be on th cover of WWE Magazine, but later found out that it was Trish Stratus..Lita said that Edge's problem right now is having to take a back seat to a no-talent SLUT like Trish Stratus..Trish Stratus attacked Lita and Edge pulled her off so that Lita could take Stratus down with a spear!Lita picked up Trish Stratus and Edge was going to spear her but Carlito Cool ran down to make the save..Edge fought back and nailed Carlito Cool with a spear and escaped with his belt and his girlfriend.. #1 CONTENDERS MATCH: Kane defeated Shelton Benjamin to earn a shot at Johnny Nitro's IC Title..IN THE RING: John Cena + Jonathan Coachman + Viscera.. John Cena came out and made fun of Edge whining about not being featured on the SummerSlam poster..John Cena said Edge shouldn't be upset, since he will be the on the cover of Crying Bitch Illustrated..John Cena challenged Edge to come out for a fight, but executive assistant Jonathan Coachman showed up..Jonathan Coachman said that Edge already has a match tonight: Edge & Lita vs Carlito & Trish Stratus..Jonathan Coachman said it was obvious that John Cena wanted a match so he can wrestle Viscera tonight.. MATCH: John Cena defeated Viscera (Cena managed to hit the F-U on the 500+ lbs Viscera)...BACKSTAGE: The McMahons briefed a team of police officers to protect them from Shawn Michaels..BACKSTAGE: Carlito Cool listened to Trish Stratus complain about Lita and then she KISSED him!!BACKSTAGE: Shane McMahon + The Highlanders + Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle + Shawn Michaels.. Shane McMahon was searching for Shawn Michaels when he bumped into Torrie & Candice (wait... they're friends?)..Shawn Michaels jumped Shane McMahon and attacked him as he was walking through the door to the McMahon office..After the commercial, Shawn Michaels was being escorted out of the building by police after "striking" an officer..Police Officers = Big Bully Douglas, Alan Steel, Matt Catalano, Maxwell, T.C. Carnage and Adam Roberts.. MIXED TAG MATCH: Edge & Lita defeated Carlito Cool & Trish Stratus.. Edge inadvertantly destroyed Trish Stratus with a spear, and Lita covered her to get the 1-2-3 victory!Trish Stratus took the spear with a sick bump on the back of her neck and they avoided camera shots after.. BACKSTAGE: Todd Grisham & Randy Orton.. Todd Grisham explained that Hulk Hogan vs Randy Orton at SummerSlam is now in jeopardy..Randy Orton said Hogan really does Know Best and claimed he was just trying to get out of the match...Randy Orton said if Hulk Hogan heals up before SummerSlam then his legend will be killed... IN THE RING: Ric Flair + Mick Foley.. Ric Flair came out and said he was born in Memphis, Tennessee -- just to suck up the Memphis fans..Ric Flair said he has spent ten years trying to figure out what makes guys like Mick Foley tick..Ric Flair said somebody suggested that he read Mick Foley's book "Foley is Good" and had the book..Ric Flair stomped on the book and then dropped the elbow on it and threw it into the crowd..Ric Flair kept one page (#169) and read off Mick's Top 10 wrestling matches which included Flair..Mick Foley came out said his dirty little secret was out, he was a fan of Nature Boy Ric Flair..Mick Foley said 10 years ago Ric Flair was in control of his career and stomped all over him..Mick Foley said if he wrestled Ric Flair now it would benefit Flair and he refuses to do that now..Mick Foley said unless he has something better, than Flair, Vince McMahon and Memphis can kiss his ass!Ric Flair continued to taunt Mick Foley begging him to accept his challenge for a Hardcore match..Mick Foley got riled up and accepted Ric Flair's challenge making it an "I Quit" match.. MATCH: Randy Orton defeated Jerry "The King" Lawler with a low-blow and an RKO..DIVA SEARCH: Mike "The Miz" Mizanin + The Diva Search Finalists.. Mike "The Miz" Mizanin announced that Erica had been eliminated from the Diva Search contest..Mike "The Miz" Mizanin said they were going to play "Diss the Diva" (which was a disaster 2 years ago)All four finalists mostly talked about themselves as opposed to dissing their fellow contestants (boo!).. MAIN EVENT: Umaga (w/Armando Alejandro Estrada & Vince McMahon & Shane McMahon) defeated Triple H.. Triple H was about to win the match, but Vince McMahon pulled out the referee and Shane attacked Triple H!Triple H fought back briefly against Umaga and both McMahons but quickly fell and Umaga pinned him to win!After the match, Vince McMahon gave Triple H a pedigree (HHH's finisher) and celebrated with his son, Shane.. And that's a wrap folks.. 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