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| | WWE RAW RESULTS August 28, 2006Atlantic City, New Jersey Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: Gene Snitsky defeated Rob Conway..Val Venis defeated Fred Sampson..The Highlanders vs Viscera & Charlie Haas ended in a Double Countout.. IN THE RING: Shane McMahon + Edge w/Lita + John Cena.. Shane McMahon said his father was "taking it easy" tonight so he is in change tonight and had some ideas..Shane McMahon booked DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) in a tag team match in the main event against mystery opponents..Edge w/Lita came out and demanded that Shane McMahon fire John Cena tonight for throwing him in the Harbour last week..John Cena came out and said he would sign a Smackdown! contract if Edge can defeat him once more in a WWE title match..Edge w/Lita agreed to the stipulation John Cena proposed and said he gets to choose when and where the match happens..Shane McMahon said that John Cena had a match tonight starting right now and introduced Cena's opponent Chris Masters! MATCH: John Cena defeated Chris Masters by DQ when Edge interfered... Editor's Notes: The internet has given Masters a hard time for his appearance but he is still in phenomenal shape..A few minutes into the match, John Cena had Masters in the STF-U when Edge ran back and whacked Cena with a chair!Edge pulled a ladder out from under the ring and rammed John Cena straight in the face with the end of the ladder..Edge then pulled a table out from under the ring and propped it up in the corner and tossed John Cena through it!Get it? Tables, Ladders & Chairs! Edge said the rematch will be at Unforgiven in Toronto and it will be TLC rules! BACKSTAGE: Shane McMahon + MISC + Vince McMahon (on phone).. Viscera & Charlie Haas and Trevor Murdoch & Lance Storm were all begging to get booked against DX later tonight..Shane McMahon got a phone call from Vince McMahon who was enjoying his night off at the hotel enjoying the perks..Vince McMahon invited hotel room service in and they delivered a cage with a couple of chickens (cocks) inside.. BACKSTAGE: Carlito Cool & Trish Stratus + Randy Orton.. Carlito Cool confronted Trish Stratus and said he heard Lita telling people that Trish was retiring after Unforgiven..Trish Stratus said Lita was a bitch for getting into her personal life but also confirmed that it was actually true..Carlito kissed Trish Stratus when Randy Orton showed up and whacked Carlito crushing Trish up against the wall.. PADDLE ON A POLE MATCH: Candice Michelle defeated Torrie Wilson.. Torrie Wilson went for the stinkface but Candice bite Torrie's butt cheek and climbed up to get the paddle..Torrie Wilson bent over to get her spanking but Candice showed off her "spank me" panties and bent over too..Candice Michelle and Torrie Wilson then took turns spanking eachother in a "good natured" manner.. THIS WEEK IN WRESTLING HISTORY: Summerslam 1992 from Wembley Stadium (British Bulldog vs Bret Hart)..#1 CONTENDERS (IC TITLE) MATCH: Jeff Hardy defeated Randy Orton.. Carlito Cool stood on the stage keeping a close eye on Randy Orton.. BACKSTAGE: Shane McMahon & DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels).. Triple H said the chicken prank was from the heart and thought Vince McMahon might want to choke his chicken..Shane McMahon told DX to grow up but HHH noted that Shane's father liked to force people to kiss his ass on TV..HHH said Vince had a match with his own daughter just before she married the man with the world's largest ______!HBK then pulled out the new Mr. McMahon DVD and cut a sarcastic promo plugging the DVD (buy it on WWE.com.. TAG TITLE MATCH: The Spirit Squad (Kenny & Mikey) defeated "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan & Eugene to retain.. The Highlanders joined Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler on commentary and challenged The Spirit Squad to a future match..After the match, Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estada came down and the Squad ran away, so Umaga destroyed Eugene..Armando Alejandro Estrada said Kane stuck his nose in their business and that's why he was taken out by Umaga! PRESS CONFERENCE: Johnny Nitro & Melina Perez.. Johnny Nitro said people have been hounding Melina Perez for a comment after what she did to Mick Foley last week..Johnny Nitro asked what people expected her to do, he is "Johnny Nitro", IC Champion, everyone wishes they were him..Johnny Nitro said he goes home and gets freaky with Melina and then cuddles with his Intercontinental championship..Johnny Nitro said little Mick Foley can't do what he does every night for Melina and told Foley to keep fantasizing..Johnny Nitro said Melina Perez would never associate herself with a bonafied quitter like Mick Foley..Melina Perez said Mick Foley was also a bonafied ass-kisser and reminised about when Foley kissed Mr. McMahon's ass..The crowd started getting restless and chanted boring and Melina broke the golden rule and hesitated for a second..Melina Perez said she wanted to make things clear than she never let Mick Foley touch her and he had a crush on her..Melina Perez said Foley prides himself on being a regular person and she would never associate with regular people!Melina Perez said she would never leave her man Johnny Nitro for a one-eared smelly muppet like Mick Foley!Johnny Nitro told Mick Foley to enjoy his 19th retirement and have fun writing his little blogs..Johnny Nitro closed by reminding everybody that he and Melina are the "hottest things on RAW".. RINGSIDE: Jim Ross acknowledged the release of Kurt Angle on WWE.com and hoped to see him back in WWE some day..WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Lita defeated Mickie James by cheating to retain..MAIN EVENT: DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels vs Mystery Opponents.. Shane McMahon's hand-picked mystery opponents were Smackdown!'s Fit Finlay, William Regal & Mr. Ken Kennedy!The Smackdown! guys were doing well until Fit Finlay accidentally whacked William Regal with a steel chair!Triple H nailed William Regal with a sloppy pedigree and scored the pin to win but Shane McMahon came back out!Shane McMahon sent ECW World Champion The Big Show down to attack DX and the three Smackdown! guys joined in!Triple H & Shawn Michaels were destroyed and left laying when Vince McMahon walked down with a lead pipe!Vince McMahon viciously smashed Triple H in the head repeatedly until Triple H's forhead was sliced open..Vince McMahon then grabbed a TV camera and rammed Shawn Michaels in the head, busting him open as well!Vince McMahon wrapped the cable around Shawn Michaels' throat while Shane choked Triple H with the pipe!Vince McMahon booked a Hell in a Cell match at Unforgiven between DX and The McMahons & The Big Show! And that's a wrap folks.. 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