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| | WWE RAW RESULTS October 9, 2006Columbia, South Carolina Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan & Eugene defeated Chris Masters & Charlie Haas in a dark match... IN THE RING: WWE Champion John Cena + World Champion King Booker + ECW Champion The Big Show... Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler (RAW), Michael Cole & JBL (Smackdown!), and Joey Styles & Tazz (ECW) were all on commentary..John Cena welcomed everyone to the season premier of RAW and said it was good to be there and that "the champ is here"..Smackdown!'s King Booker & Queen Sharmell showed up and Booker corrected Cena saying was "a champ" and not "the champ"..King Booker talked about vanquishing three mighty foes (Batista & Lashley & Finlay) the night before at No Mercy..John Cena said this was the season premier of Monday Night RAW and challenged King Booker to a match right now..King Booker took off his robe, and circled the ring with John Cena - but suddenly ECW Champion The Big Show showed up!The Big Show said John Cena was a "white guy who talks like a black guy" and Cena said "whatchu talkin' bout Willis?"..The Big Show talked about being the only true giant in wrestling and John Cena brought up the name of Andre The Giant..The Big Show said everybody always says that but Andre's not there and if he could he would kick Andre's ass too..The Big Show said he was in a movie (The Water Boy with Adam Sandler) that all of his scenes took one take to shoot..King Booker said The Big Show was in that movie about 40 seconds, but Booker was in the great movie "Ready To Rumble"..John Cena & The Big Show had a laugh at King Booker's expense and made fun of Ready To Rumble (simply because it was WCW)..All three champions started to fight before referees from each brand showed up to separate them and restore order...... BACKSTAGE: RAW Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman & SmackDown! GM Theodore Long & ECW GM Paul Heyman.. Jonathan Coachman, Theodore Long and Paul Heyman argued over which brand had the better Champion......They set up three matches: The Big Show vs Jeff Hardy, King Booker vs Rob Van Dam, John Cena vs The Undertaker.. LOSER LEAVES RAW: Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada defeated Kane..... Armando Alejandro Estrada whacked Kane in the face with an over-sized cigar holder to help Umaga win.. BACKSTAGE: Kane + The Highlanders (Robbie & Rory McAllistair).... The Highlanders stopped Kane and said it would be was an honor to be a part of the same show as Kane..The Highlanders offered to shake Kane's hand, but instead Kane snapped and destroyed both McAllistairs! PROMO: Degeneration-X (Triple H & Shawn Michaels).. Triple H & Shawn Michaels issued a public apology for taking over RAW last week when they weren't authorized..HBK apologized for decimating the tag team division, but HHH said there was no tag team division to begin with..HBK apologized for humiliating the Spirit Squad, but HHH said they didn't need any help looking like ferries..HBK tried to make several other apologies but HHH shot each of them down until they realized they were LIVE..Shawn Michaels & Triple H snapped into goofy over-drive and did a self promotion for their t-Shirts..... NON TITLE MATCH: The Big Show (ECW Champion) defeated Jeff Hardy (Intercontinental Champion)... After the match, Johnny Nitro showed up and attacked Jeff Hardy until The Big Show came back to help Hardy.. STREET FIGHT: DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) defeated Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch.. Triple H said they wanted to get Vince McMahon a present and showed a pic of U of South Carlina mascot Cocky..The crowd started chanting "Game Cock! Game Cock!" and Triple H said he's the Game, and there's the Cock..This was followed by a long series of cock jokes with not so vague word-play at the expense of Vince McMahon.. Shawn Michaels did a flying elbow off the top rope onto Trevor Murdoch through a Table at ringside on the floor..Shawn Michaels super-kicked Lance Cade and then Triple H hit a Pedigree on Lance Cade and pinned him 1-2-3.. BACKSTAGE: Edge w/Lita said he would have a very special guest on "The Cutting Edge" interview segment..OPEN CHALLENGE MATCH: Chris Benoit defeated Shelton Benjamin... Shelton Benjamin complained about having RAW in his home state and not giving him a match on the show...Shelton Benjamin issued an open challenge to anybody -- which was answered by SmackDown!'s Chris Benoit! BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Paul Heyman + Jonathan Coachman + Super Crazy.. Theodore Long bragged about Chris Benoit winning, and Paul Heyman claimed Benoit was on loan from his ECW..Jonathan Coachman came in with Super Crazy and asked him of RAW is the #1 show -- Super Crazy said "Si!"..Theodore Long asked Super Crazy if Smackdown! gave him his first big opportunity -- Super Crazy said "Si!"..Super Crazy then said with his broken english that all three brands were good with something for everyone..All three General Manager's were shocked and asked "Super Crazy, you speak english?" -- He said "Si!" SD! 6-MAN TAG: Batista & Bobby Lashley & Rey Mysterio defeated William Regal & Fit Finlay & Chavo Guerrero..ON STAGE: Lilian Garcia introduced special guests Fabulous Moolah & Mae Young (using a walker)..FEATURE: John Cena prepares for "The Marine" by training with Marines somewhere in South Carolina..BACKSTAGE: King Booker said when he was on RAW he was a peasant because he made the commoners happy..WOMENS TITLE TOURNAMENT: Melina Perez defeated Torrie Wilson.. The six WWE Divas scheduled to participate in ECW Extreme Strip Poker acted as Lumberjacks for the match...LUMBERJACKS: Ashley Massaro, Kristal Marshall, Candice Michelle, Maria Kanellis, Trinity, and Kelly Kelly..Melina won after Kristal Marshall distracted Torrie Wilson, so Torrie got to give Kristal the stinkface.. NON (WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT) TITLE MATCH: King Booker w/Queen Sharmell defeated Rob Van Dam... The claws finally came out and ECW color commentator Tazz started bickering with SD! color commentator JBL..Rob Van Dam went to the top rope but Sharmell tripped him crotching him on the ropes so King Booker could win! VIGNETTE: Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) prepare for their debut on RAW NEXT WEEK!PROMO: Spirit Squad Mitch admitted that he sucks, but he will beat "Nature Boy" Ric Flair tonight!BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman & Theodore Long & Paul Heyman + Vince McMahon.. Vince McMahon arrived and greeted all three GMs and Jonathan Coachman did his best to suck up to the boss..Vince McMahon said he considers everyone his children and the GMs bragged about their Champions tonight..Vince McMahon suggested a 3-WAY at Cyber Sunday between all 3 Champs to determine the Champion of Champions! MATCH: Ric Flair w/The Flair Squad defeated Mitch w/The Spirit Squad.... Mitch claimed he would win because he had four friends and Ric Flair had no friends to help him..Ric Flair came down and brought Roddy Piper, Ted DiBiase, IRS (Mike Rotundo), and Arn Anderson!!The Flair Squad (as I call them) chased The Spirit Squad backstage and Flair beat Mitch in less than a minute! THE CUTTING EDGE: Edge & Lita + "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton.. Edge w/Lita said that he personally invited "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton to be a guest on the Cutting Edge..Randy Orton came out to the ring, and Edge said he was impressed in 2004, but Orton has done nothing since..Edge said that Randy Orton had big matches with The Undertaker, Rey Mysterio and Hulk Hogan but lost them..Edge played a video of when Randy Orton was dumped by Evolution citing that as the beginning of the slump..Edge played a video of himself getting screwed out of the WWE title last week on RAW by Degeneration-X.....Edge talked about DX telling jokes earlier and suggested that he and Randy Orton take a stand against DX..Randy Orton thought about it and said he had two words for DX "It's over!" and shook hands with Edge! NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: John Cena vs The Undertaker ended in a No Contest.. The Big Show & King Booker ran down and tossed The Undertaker, who then brawled with Mr. Ken Kennedy backstage.The Big Show thumped King Booker from behind and John Cena got up and DDT'd Big Show and put him in the STF-U!The Big Show tapped out until King Booker broke it up, so John Cena jumped up and gave King Booker an F-U! And that's a wrap folks.. 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