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| | WWE RAW RESULTS October 16, 2006Los Angeles, California Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: IN THE RING: Randy Orton (As Shawn Michaels) & Edge (As Triple H) + Shawn Michaels & Triple H.. DX's music kicked off the show and Randy Orton & Edge came out hilariously dressed as Triple H & Shawn Michaels..Edge (as HHH) did the "Are You Ready" shtick and then snapped out of it and cut a promo about how great they are..Randy Orton said that DX does whatever they want and starting tonight, he and Edge were putting an end to it..Randy Orton & Edge said (together) that they had two words for Degeneration-X --- --- --- --- --- --- --- YOU SUCK!!!Triple H & Shawn Michaels arrived and admitted that Edge & Randy Orton were two of the biggest WWE superstars ever..Triple H said Edge's "Live Sex Show" was the highest rated moment on RAW but Edge couldn't rise to the occasion..Triple H said Randy Orton was an icon because Orton is the number one downloaded WWE superstar in the gay community..Things got heated after Triple H showed several of Randy Orton's famous internet nudie pictures on the big screen..Randy Orton challenged Triple H to face him man to man tonight -- and Triple H accepted the challenge... NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) defeated The Spirit Squad (Johnny & Mikey).. After the match, Kenny Doane got fed up with his partner and threw a punch and left the ring by himself.. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Melina Perez & Johnny Nitro (Said they had a surprise celebrity guest tonight)..BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman & King Booker & Queen Sharmell + Cryme Tyme.. Jonathan Coachman said Vince McMahon wanted all three Champions present for a major announcement later..Jonathan Coachman offered his locker room for the King & Queen to hang out for the night comfortably..Cryme Tyme busted in and stole some of the food and said a bunch of stuff that nobody understood...Cryme Tyme left and King Booker realized that his wallet was missing and took a fit... INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE 4-WAY: Jeff Hardy defeated Chris Masters and Super Crazy and Shelton Benjamin to retain..BACKSTAGE: King Booker & Queen Sharmell + The Big Show + Jonathan Coachman & Vince McMahon.. King Booker & Queen Sharmell filed a complaint with police charging Cryme Tyme of stealing his wallet..The Big Show came in and started arguing with King Booker when Mr. McMahon arrived with The Coach..Vince McMahon asked where John Cena was and ordered Jonathan Coachman to go find John Cena..Vince McMahon said King Booker & The Big Show will find his announcement of great interest.. IN THE RING: Melina Perez & Johnny Nitro + Kevin Federline + John Cena.. Johnny Nitro gave their special guest an elaborate introduction ----- it turned out to be Kevin Federline (who?)..For the benefit of people who didn't know who he was (like me) Jerry Lawler said he was married to Britney Spears..Kevin Federline was heavily booed by the fans, and quickly turned heel demanding the fans show them some respect..Kevin Federline said everyone who is booing are the same people buying magazines with his face on them every week..Melina Perez asked Kevin Federline to perform a new rap (crowd hated the idea) but thankfully Federline refused..John Cena showed up (typical) and told Kevin Federline not to cheat the crowd and then Cena did a rap for the fans..John Cena cleared the ring and then The Big Show, King Booker and Vince McMahon came to the ring...... IN THE RING: John Cena & The Big Show & King Booker & Mr. Vince McMahon.. Vince McMahon said all three Champions would face off in a 3-WAY at Cyber Sunday..Vince McMahon said the fans would vote on which Championship will be on the line...Vince McMahon added that the voting starts NOW -- www.WWE.com..Everybody left except John Cena and he invited Kevin Federline back into the ring for a chat..John Cena asked Kevin Federline which title he was voting to be defended at Cyber Sunday..Kevin Federline said the WWE Championship so John Cena gave him an F-U! MATCH: Carlito Cool defeated Rob Conway with a Back-cracker.....BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Edge w/Lita.. Vince McMahon bumped into Edge & Lita --- Vince booked a match with DX facing Edge & Randy Orton at Cyber Sunday..Edge said maybe they should let the fans choose who referees the match, and Vince McMahon said he liked the idea.. THIS WEEK IN WRESTLING HISTORY: Jimmy Snuka vs Don Muraco in a Steel Cage at Madison Square Garden..IN RING INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Steve-O and Chris Pontius + UMAGA.. Steve-O said they were there to kick some ass and whoop some butt -- acting generally stupid..Armando Alejandro Estrada interrupted and said Jackass is all an act and the two of them aren't really crazy..Umaga came out and the two Jackasses acted fearless and Steve-O even did a backflip off the top rope..Umaga snapped and destroyed them. Steve-O laughed it off so Umaga destroyed him once more.. 4-WAY BRA & PANTIES MATCH: Maria Kanellis defeated Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle and Victoria.. Horrible. Just horrible. MAIN EVENT: Triple H w/Shawn Michaels defeated Randy Orton w/Edge & Lita.. Edge & Lita distracted the referee while Randy Orton got a chair with the intentions of using it on Triple H..Shawn Michaels low-blowed Randy Orton, and Triple H viciously cracked Orton's head with the steel chair! And that's a wrap folks.. 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