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| | WWE RAW RESULTS December 4, 2006North Charleston, South Carolina Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: IN THE RING: John Cena + Melina Perez + Chris Masters + Jonathan Coachman.. John Cena talked about accepting Umaga's challenge and wanted said he was ready to fight Umaga RIGHT NOW!Melina Perez came out and said that John Cena had more important things to think about --- Kevin Federline!They put a big picture of K-Fed on the screen and John Cena said "Kids, that's why ya gotta practice safe sex!"Melina Perez said Johnny Nitro was training K-Fed for his match with John Cena on the New Years day RAW..John Cena compared Melina Perez to Britney Spears and Melina slapped him so he picked her up for an F-U...Chris Masters showed up from behind and John Cena dropped Melina and dumped The Masterpiece over the top...Jonathan Coachman came out and booked a Masterlock Challenge for John Cena with the WWE title on the line.. BACKSTAGE: Edge & Randy Orton + Kenny Doane.. Kenny Doane met with Edge & Randy Orton and said he knew how they could put a stop to DX if he joined Rated RKO..Kenny Doane said Edge & Randy Orton are walking targets and and he believe there is strength in numbers...Edge said Kenny Doane wasn't in their league so if he wants to join RKO then he has to prove himself.. RODDY PIPER TRIBUTE MATCH: The Highlanders (wearing Hot Rod shirts) defeated Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch.. Lilian Garcia announced that Roddy Piper had Lymphoma (cancer) and dedicated this match to his speedy recovery.. DIVAS MATCH: Victoria defeated Maria Kanellis.. They showed clips of Victoria kicking Candice Michelle in the face last week and breaking her nose!Victoria brought a CHECKLIST to the ring that had Candice (checked), Maria, Torrie and Mickie James on it..Victoria checked off Maria's name after the match while Mickie James ran down to check on Maria Kanellis..Victoria jumped in the ring and attacked WWE Women's Champion Mickie James and gave her the Widow's Peak! VIGNETTE: Cryme Tyme went to a retirement home to spread some cheer (an absolutely horribly boring segment).. Back live, Todd Grisham & Jim Duggan were laughing at the skit (Poor Jim Duggan has to pretend that was funny)..Shelton Benjamin came in and said Cryme Tyme was perpetrating a bad stereotype and that he didn't find it funny.. MATCH: Shelton Benjamin defeated Super Crazy.. Shelton Benjamin said Cryme Tyme is a joke and he was really ashamed that all the fans actually found that funny..After the match, Charlie Haas ran down and over-enthusiastically celebrated with a confused Shelton Benjamin.. MASTERLOCK CHALLENGE FOR THE WWE TITLE: John Cena defeated Chris Masters to retain the WWE Championship! John Cena was about to become the first ever to break the Masterlock when Chris Masters squashed the referee!John Cena reversed it and put Chris Masters in the Masterlock (Full Nelson) until Masters eventually tapped out!Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada came out and Umaga brawled with John Cena as referees tried to pull them apart!Ten security guards showed up and helped separate Umaga and John Cena but the brawl just became even more intense..Security = Jake Manning, Scottie Wrenn (aka Jason Justice), T.J. Mack, Kirby Mack and others.... BACKSTAGE: Torrie Wilson & Viscera + Carlito Cool + Ron "Farooq" Simmons.. Viscera said he heard Torrie Wilson was going out with Carlito Cool and Torrie confirmed the rumor..Viscera offered to get with Torrie Wilson if she dumped Carlito but she declined his arrogant offer..Carlito Cool then showed up and said Viscera should eat more apples and then spit apple in his face!Viscera towelled off his face and Ron Simmons showed up and looked at Viscera and said "DAMN!!" INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels).. Shawn Michaels said nobody will ever be able to hold down Ric Flair and promised that Flair would be back!Shawn Michaels said cut a promo on Randy Orton & Edge while Triple H looked like he was holding in a fart.. THIS WEEK IN WRESTLING HISTORY: Chris Jericho winning the WWE and WCW titles becoming the Undisputed Champion!MATCH: Carlito Cool w/Torrie Wilson defeated Viscera... Viscera was about to finish off Carlito when Torrie latched onto Viscera's leg but he just dragged her in..The distraction was enough for Carlito to recover and scored the victory over his much larger opponent..Torrie Wilson had a "wardrobe malfunction" and celebrated with Carlito by giving him a diva kiss... BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman & John Cena and Armando Alejandro Estrada.. John Cena pinned Armando Alejandro Estrada down on the desk and yelled at him with Umaga nowhere to be found..Jonathan Coachman then ruled that John Cena and Umaga couldn't touch eachother for the remainder of 2006..Jonathan Coachman then booked John Cena vs Armando Alejandro Estrada in a match for next week on RAW! IN THE RING: Val Venis + [two talentless twats] + Eugene.. Val Venis was hosting the Kiss Cam segment and picked out two sluts in the front row and wanted them to kiss..The two girls gave eachother a peck on the lips (boooo!) and then rolled around doing some Hot Lesbian Action..Eugene ran down and said he wanted a kiss but neither of the sluts would kiss him so then he tried to rape them..Val Venis stepped between Eugene so Eugene snapped and attacked Val Venis screaming "I'm special! I'm SPECIAL!!!" MAIN EVENT: Edge & Randy Orton & MNM (Mercury & Nitro) defeated Triple H & Shawn Michaels & The Hardy Boyz.. Kenny Doane jumped the rail and attacked Shawn Michaels with a steel chair and Triple H chased him through the crowd..Edge speared Matt Hardy a few seconds later and scored the 1-2-3 to win the match for his team..............DX tossed Kenny Doane into the ring and gave him a superkick and a pedigree to get their revenge.. And that's a wrap folks.. 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