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| | WWE RAW RESULTS March 26, 2007Chicago, Illinois Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: Kofi Nahaje Kingston defeated Trevor Murdoch w/Lance Cade in a dark match..Val Venis defeated Charlie Haas..Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) defeated ???? & ????..Super Crazy defeated Shelton Benjamin.. IN THE RING: Jonathan Coachman + Stone Cold Steve Austin.. Jonathan Coachman said the Mr. McMahon vs. Bobby Lashley match tonight would now be a No-Disqualification match..Jonathan Coachman said that any unauthorized interference by anybody would result in a fine and a suspension..Stone Cold Steve Austin showed up and told a story about Vince McMahon tried to bribe him with a bunch of gifts..Stone Cold Steve Austin threatened to disqualify Vince McMahon and drag him out to the ring and shave him bald!Jonathan Coachman said it was him who arranged for all the gifts to be sent to Steve Austin and he apologized..Stone Cold Steve Austin said at WrestleMania 23 he will be in charge and warned The Coach not to mess with him..Jonathan Coachman tried to kiss up to Steve Austin saying "bald is beautiful" so Austin gave him a Stunner! PARKING LOT: Stone Cold Steve Austin + Vince McMahon.. Steve Austin was leaving in his truck and almost had a head-on collision with Vince McMahon's stretch limousine..Vince McMahon popped out of the roof about to yell but suddenly became "nice" when he saw it was Steve Austin..Vince McMahon blamed the limo driver and dragged him out the window and kicked the living crap out of him! SIX-DIVAS TAG: Ashley Massaro & Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle defeated Melina Perez & Victoria & Jillian Hall..MATCH: C.M. Punk defeated Kenny Dykstra (The Chicago fans loved their hometown hero, C.M. Punk).. After the match: Edge came up on the big screen and cut a promo on C.M. Punk leading to Money in the Bank.. THE CUTTING EDGE: Edge hosted a segment with all the Money in the Bank Ladder match participants.. INCLUDED: Edge, Randy Orton, Fit Finlay, Mr. Kennedy, King Booker, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy and C.M. Punk..Edge bragged about his track record and picked on Matt Hardy saying he was surprised he was on WrestleMania..Matt Hardy shot back saying he would leave Edge laying on his back -- just like his ex-girlfriend -- oohh!!!!King Booker said some of the participants have won champions but none of them have reigned supreme as KING!Fit Finlay took exception to King Booker's comments and got in Edge's face until Randy Orton took the mic...Randy Orton said not to hurt Edge's feelings because he might duck out of the match like he has for a month..Mr. Ken Kennedy butted in and said he was going to be Mr. Money in the Bank but Edge snatched the mic back..Edge then picked on Jeff Hardy, who was being quiet, but said he will steal the show as he has always done..Edge picked on C.M. Punk and his "addictions" and suddenly everybody started to fight while Edge ducked out..The Hardy Boyz & C.M. Punk were left standing and then ran up the entrance ramp chasing Edge backstage.. INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & John Cena (Talked about WrestleMania 23 and carving his name in the history books)..NO-DQ MATCH: Vince McMahon defeated Bobby Lashley.. Vince McMahon said he would beat Bobby Lashley using his superior intellect and bailed out of the ring..Trevor Murdoch & Lance Cade attacked Bobby Lashley from behind, followed by Chris Masters, and Johnny Nitro..Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada came down next and exchanged punches with Bobby Lashley inside the ring..Vince McMahon low-blowed Bobby Lashley and pinned him! Umaga gave Lashley a top rope splash after the match!Vince McMahon callously ordered Umaga to do a pair of running butt smashes on Bobby Lashley in the corner..Bobby Lashley stood up and Umaga finished him off with the Samoan Spike and Vince McMahon pinned him AGAIN! INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Vince McMahon + Donald "Eugene" Trump.. Todd Grisham said the victory was controversial and Mr. McMahon said he will shave Donald Trump's head at WM23..Vince McMahon brought in Eugene wearing a Donald Trump wig and bullied him and pulled the wig off his bald head.. TAG MATCH: Randy Orton & Mr. Kennedy defeated The Hardy Boyz (Matt & Jeff Hardy)...ANNOUNCEMENT: They announced Jim Ross would be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame (huge standing ovation)..MATCH: The Great Khali defeated "Nature Boy" Ric Flair by DQ when Carlito Cool interfered... The Great Khali was about to destroy Ric Flair when Carlito Cool ran down to make the save..The Great Khali choke-slammed Carlito Cool and was joined in the ring by Kane for a brief brawl..The Great Khali bailed out of the ring before Kane could use his "See No Evil" meat-hook as a weapon.. PROMO: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels cut a promo about his match with John Cena at WrestleMania 23..TAG MATCH: The Undertaker & Batista defeated Shawn Michaels & John Cena.. The Undertaker walked out on Batista and Shawn Michaels surprised John Cena with a superkick out of nowhere!Batista pinned John Cena but the tension between Batista/Undertaker and John Cena/Shawn Michaels has multiplied! And that's a wrap folks.. 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