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| | WWE RAW RESULTS August 6, 2007Buffalo, New York Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPING: Thanks to MOSH from MondayNightMayhem.com for the LIVE report! Cody Rhodes defeated Ryan O'Reilly in a dark match..Shawn Daivari defeated Super Crazy by Submission..Val Venis defeated Sterling James Keenan..Cryme Tyme defeated World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch in a Non-Title Match.. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon told The Coach to tell every WWE contracted superstar to go to the ring right now!ON STAGE: Mr. Vince McMahon (with all WWE Superstars standing in the and around the WWE ring).. Vince McMahon said the last time he was officially on RAW he was blown to smithereens and showed video footage..Vince McMahon said he wanted to go out in a blaze of glory and finally admitted that he staged his own demise..Vince McMahon admitted that he wanted to know how everybody really felt and he loved the outpouring of sympathy..Vince McMahon bragged arrogantly about being loved by the fans, the wrestlers, and people all over the world..Vince McMahon said he will address the United States congress, the hypocricy of the news media and his family..Vince McMahon then booked a good old fashioned battle royal with the winner becoming the RAW General Manager! BATTLE ROYAL: William Regal won a Battle Royal to become the NEW GENERAL MANAGER OF RAW.. Participants: Umaga, Super Crazy, Paul London, Brian Kendrick, JTG, Shad Gaspard, Jim Duggan..Participants: The Sandman, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, Carlito Cool, Cody Rhodes, Val Venis,Participants: King Booker, Mr. Kennedy, Trevor Murdoch, Lance Cade, Shawn Daivari, The Highlanders..The Sandman won but William Regal was hiding under the ring and eliminated Sandman to win the match! BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman protested to Vince McMahon about a foreigner like William Regal being G.M.. Vince McMahon brought out two letters from U.S. Congress which is investigating World Wrestling Entertainment..Vince McMahon said Jonathan Coachman wasn't out of a job, he will be William Regal's assistent here on RAW.. SQUASH MATCH: Gene Snitsky defeated Rory McAllistair w/Robbie McAllistair..BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman gave Vince McMahon a phone and said it was Vince's accountant.. Vince McMahon told his accountant to open up all the books for investigators because they have nothing to hide..Vince McMahon said that they will find nothing and they will end up owing HIM money before it's all over with..Vince McMahon made sarcastic remarks about the news media and said facts don't have anything to do with news..Vince McMahon made one last crack about the IRS and walked away. We see Mike Rotundo sitting reading the paper.. MATCH: Jillian Hall defeated Mickie James.. Jillian Hall came to the ring and harassed Lilian Garcia about her new album and started singing really badly.. BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman & General Manager William Regal.. Jonathan Coachman reluctantly congratulated William Regal on winning his position as General Manager..William Regal said he always wanted to host a game show so he asked The Coach to round up some contestants.. CARLITOS CABANA: Carlito Cool + WWE Champion John Cena + Randy Orton + William Regal.. Carlito Cool bragged about beating John Cena last week. John Cena came out and intimidated Carlito Cool..Randy Orton attacked John Cena. William Regal said Carlito & Orton will choose John Cena's opponent tonight! BACKSTAGE: Randy Orton & Carlito Cool told William Regal that John Cena would face IC Champion Umaga tonight! Vince McMahon sat down with William Regal and talked about his family's strange behavior after his "demise"..Vince McMahon said if he can stay the course then there is nothing that will stop his family from reuniting.. LOSER CROWNS THE WINNER MATCH: King Booker w/Queen Sharmell defeated Jerry "The King" Lawler.. As stipulated, Jerry Lawler will now have to "crown" King Booker at a coronation ceremony next week.. IN THE RING: Mr. Kennedy.. Mr. Kennedy bragged about injuring Bobby Lashley last week and his "Kennedy!... Kennedy!.... Kennedy!" routine.. IN THE RING: William Regal + Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Ron "Farooq" Simmons & Santino Marella + Maria Kanellis.. William Regal hosted his own version of "The Dating Game" with Maria Kanellis picking between three dates..Maria Kanellis started asking questions and Santino Marella told Maria to just pick him and get it over with..Maria Kanellis said she knows Santino Marella and THAT was a really really BAD impression of Santino Marella..Santino Marella and Jim Duggan almost started fighting and William Regal told them to stop so Maria could pick..Maria Kanellis picked Bacholar #2 (Ron Simmons) but Santino Marella stood up and protested and wouldn't allow it..Maria Kanellis said it was just for FUN and Ron Simmons said "SCRAM!" and then Umaga came out for the main event.. BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman signed for a set of documents and went to find Mr. Vince McMahon..NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: John Cena defeated Umaga by DQ after Randy Orton & Carlito Cool interfered... Randy Orton & Carlito Cool attacked John Cena for the DQ and tried to get Umaga to join in the beat down..Umaga solidified his status as a face and turned on Randy Orton & Carlito Cool and made the save for Cena!William Regal came out and booked John Cena & Umaga vs. Randy Orton & Carlito from Madison Square Garden.. BACKSTAGE: Mr. Vince McMahon + Jonathan Coachman... Vince McMahon walked past a bunch of WWE Superstars and out the door (reminisent of the night he was blown up)..Vince McMahon walked out and looked around for anything suspicious and hesitated before entering his limousine..Jonathan Coachman ran up to the limo and told Vince McMahon that he had signed for some documents he should read..Jonathan Coachman revealed that Vince McMahon is being served with a paternatity suit for an illegitimate child..Jonathan Coachman said that apparently there is another member of the McMahon family running around out there.. BONUS DARK MATCH: John Cena defeated Randy Orton with an F-U to retain the WWE Championship.. And that's a wrap folks.. 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