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| | WWE RAW RESULTS August 27, 2007Boston, Massachusetts Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: Thanks to George Harris for the LIVE report! The Highlanders defeated Johnny Jeter & Ryan O'Reilly in a dark match..Mickie James defeated Jillian Hall in a Divas match.."Hacksaw" Jim Duggan defeated Jimmy Jact Cash..The Sandman defeated Mike Edwards..Gene Snitsky defeated Super Crazy .. IN THE RING: "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton + John Cena + William Regal + King Booker.. Randy Orton said he spent the entire day in church because he's convinced he saw a miracle at SummerSlam..Randy Orton said John Cena should be thankful that he didn't end his career like he did to all the others..Randy Orton demanded a rematch for the WWE championship and told John Cena to come out right now to accept..John Cena (hometown hero) came out and hugged his father, Johnny Fabulous, who was sitting in the front row..John Cena said all of Randy Orton's talk of being a "Legend Killer" he failed to get the job done at SummerSlam..John Cena said when you lose, you move down, and someone else moves up, and hinted that he would face Triple H!General Manager William Regal came out and told John Cena that he would not be facting Triple H tonight on RAW..Randy Orton falsly assumed that meant he would get a rematch. But William Regal booked John Cena vs. King Booker!Randy Orton tried another cheap shot but John Cena caught him and tossed him out of the ring! Orton took a fit! MATCH: Mr. Kennedy vs. Jeff Hardy (back from his suspension) ended in a No Contest.. During the match: Umaga came down and chased Mr. Kennedy away but then turned heel and attacked Jeff Hardy! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Mr. Kennedy.. Vince McMahon congratulated Mr. Kennedy on his match and then Vince mentioned that his middle name was Kennedy..Mr. Kennedy shook Mr. McMahon's hand and walked away. Vince McMahon said "Nice kid, but he walks kinda funny"..Vince McMahon then turned and walked away from Jonathan Coachman using his trademark "McMahon Strut".. CARLITOS CABANA: Carlito Cool & Mr. Vince McMahon + Triple H.. Vince McMahon said he had his 50th birthday last week (August 24th was actually Vince McMahon's 62nd birthday)..Vince McMahon said he'd sue the woman who filed the paternity suit if she doesn't reveal the identity of his son..Triple H came out to a huge ovation said he searched the world and found four women that Vince McMahon slept with..Triple H brought out "Mary" (a large black woman) saying Vince McMahon slept with her after WrestleMania III..Triple H brought out "One Eyed Wendy" (wearing a patch) and Vince said it was an accident he poked her eye out..Triple H brought out "Carlito's sister" (a woman with an afro) and Vince said he thought Carlito was asleep..Triple H then brought out "Francis, aka Frank" (a large male cross dresser) who said "Hey Vincey, what up?"Vince McMahon got upset and said he doesn't remember any of the women and aggressively told them to leave!Triple H said there was some new problems for Mr. McMahon that surfaced today all over the media and internet..Triple H said everybody in the world knows that Vince McMahon is running an illegal rooster-fighting ring..Triple H went on and on and on and finally foolishly tricked Mr. Vince McMahon into saying "I love Cocks!"..Vince McMahon said he wished Triple H had never come back and dropped the microphone and walked away..Carlito Cool got in Triple H's face and threatened to put him back on the shelf for another 8 months..Triple H said Carlito spits apple pretty good but he also heard that Carlito likes to suck grapefruits..Carlito Cool spit apple in Triple H's face, so Triple H attacked Carlito and gave him a Pedigree! SIX MAN TAG: Cody Rhodes & Paul London & Brian Kendrick beat Shawn Daivari & Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin..IN THE RING: Shawn Daivari + Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) + Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch.. Shawn Daivari stayed in the ring and went on a verbal tirade until he was interrupted by Cryme Tyme..Cryme Tyme knocked out Shawn Daivari and stole his turban and sold it to a fan in the front row for $5..Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch came down and wanted a match but Cryme Tyme just stole Cade's cowboy hat..Cryme Tyme ran up into the crowd and said he was in a good mood so he simply gave away Cade's hat! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + Randy Orton.. Randy Orton barged in on Vince McMahon and demanded that he overturn William Regal and give him a title shot!Vince McMahon told Randy Orton to show him that he deserves another title shot - and until then it's NO... DIVAS MATCH: "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix vs. Maria Kanellis didn't even officially get start.. Beth Phoenix attacked and destroyed Maria Kanellis before the match so the referee called it off.. INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & WWE Women's Champion Candice Michelle.. Candice Michelle said Beth Phoenix dominated that match but she will not be intimadated.. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Jonathan Coachman + William Regal.. Vince McMahon said he refuses to wait two weeks to find out who his "bastard son" is..William Regal came in and said the attornys called and the McMahon family will confront Vince next week! NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: John Cena vs. King Booker w/Queen Sharmell ended in a No Contest when Randy Orton interfered.. Randy Orton & King Booker double-teamed WWE Champion John Cena and Orton set up Cena for the big kick to the head..Randy Orton sstopped and then attacked John Cena's father in the front row and delivered the big kick to HIS head! And that's a wrap folks.. 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