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| | WWE RAW RESULTS March 17, 2008Lafayette, Louisiana Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: Thanks to Aaron "The Baron" Walker for sending in a live report... Vladimir Kozlov defeated Super Crazy in a dark match.."Hacksaw" Jim Duggan defeated Charlie Haas..Paul Burchill w/Katie Lea Burchill defeated Val Venis..D.H. (Harry) Smith defeated Highlander Robbie McAllistair..Melina Perez w/Beth Phoenix defeated Mickie James.. THE HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho + The Big Show.. Chris Jericho bragged about winning the WWE Intercontinental title last week for the record eighth time!Chris Jericho introduced his special guest, the Big Show, who came out wearing a WrestleMania 24 t-Shirt..The Big Show said Y2J is good but couldn't beat the Big Show so what chance does Floyd Mayweather have?Chris Jericho got aggressive and suddenly sided with Floyd "Money" Mayweather and cut a scathing promo..The Big Show got up and challenged Chris Jericho to a WWE Intercontinental title match right here tonight! PROMO: Mr. Vince McMahon cut an arrogant promo about being inducted into the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week.. Mr. McMahon bragged about all his recent accomplishments and then promised to top it off by retiring Ric Flair! MONEY IN THE BANK WARM-UP MATCH: C.M. Punk defeated Carlito Cool..PROMO: Snoop Dogg cut a promo saying Maria shouldn't have shown her boobies to the world then stopped in his tracks.. Santino Marella came in holding cue cards and scolded Snoop Dogg for messing up his lines and Snoop walked off.. HANDICAP MATCH: Umaga w/William Regal defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick after Kendrick walked out on London.. Before the match: G.M. William Regal introduced Umaga as the man who would defeat Batista at WrestleMania 24.. BACKSTAGE: General Manager William Regal & Triple H.. Triple H ruled that if Orton or Cena walk out on the other tonight then they will be removed from WrestleMania.. HIGHLIGHTS: Vince McMahon receiving a STAR on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in an elaborate ceremony.. Vince McMahon accepted the STAR on behalf of the WWE Superstars and fans but then turned into "Mr. McMahon"..Mr. McMahon said they he alone was most responsible for the STAR because he is the biggest STAR of all time.. BACKSTAGE: "the Nature Boy" Ric Flair + "the Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels.. Ric Flair asked Shawn Michaels why he was in the building even though he doesn't have a match scheduled tonight..Ric Flair said he doesn't want sympathy so he doesn't want any help during his Street Fight with Vince McMahon.. IN THE RING: John Bradshaw Layfield + Colin Delaney.. JBL said he was looking forward to confronting Fit Finlay but he is looking after his son Hornswoggle this week..JBL said he had to do something for the Irish so he scoured the WWE and called ECW's Colin Delaney to the ring.. SQUASH MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield destroyed ECW's Colin Delaney..CAREER THREATENING STREET FIGHT: "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair defeated Mr. Vince McMahon.. Mr. McMahon bloodied Ric Flair and was about to win but Shawn Michaels ran down and pulled the referee out...Mr. McMahon set up a table in the ring but Ric Flair low-blowed McMahon and put him on top of the table..Ric Flair jumped off the top rope crashing through the table and pinning Mr. McMahon 1-2-3 to win it! RINGSIDE: Jerry "The King" Lawler interviewed Jared "The Subway Guy" Fogle plugging Subway Sandwiches!DIVAS TAG MATCH: The Playboy Covergirls (Maria Kanellis & Candice Michelle) defeated Jillian Hall & Victoria.. Santino Marella did commentary and built tension with Jerry Lawler, who kept bringing up Maria's Playboy..After the match: Santino Marella threw a beverage on Jerry Lawler and stole his "delicious Subway sandwich"..Candice Michelle was sent to the hospital after for X-rays after possibly reinjuring her left clavicle.. WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: The Big Show defeated Chris Jericho (champion) by Disqualification.. Chris Jericho got frustrated and got himself intentionally disqualified to save his WWE Intercontinental title..The Big Show knocked Chris Jericho out cold with a thunderous right hand sending a message to Floyd Mayweather.. PROMO: Kim Kardasian (some bimbo who is famous for doing nothing) talked about hosting WrestleMania 24.. Kim Kardasian said only cool people would be allowed in (well that excludes 90% of wrestling fans)..Big Dick Johnson showed up and Kim Kardasian was like "No way" - he's not going to WrestleMania.. BACKSTAGE: John Cena & Randy Orton did some last minute strategizing before taking on the entire RAW roster.. Randy Orton suggested they go out there and save their bodies by laying down and losing on purpose..Randy Orton said since he was the WWE champion than he thinks John Cena should be the one to lay down..John Cena refused to take the dive and yelled at Randy Orton to go out there and FIGHT LIKE A MAN!Triple H showed up and said the match continues until they beat everyone or they cannot continue.. MAIN EVENT: John Cena & Randy Orton defeated The RAW Roster by Disqualification.. WWE Roster: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch & Gene Snitsky & Santino Marella & Carlito Cool..WWE Roster: Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes & Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Val Venis & Brian Kendrick..WWE Roster: JBL & Umaga & Charlie Haas & D.H. Smith & Robbie McAllistiar & Paul Burchill.. John Cena pinned Santino Marella..John Cena submitted Trevor Murdoch with the STF-U..John Cena pinned Lance Cade after Randy Orton RKO'd him..John Cena pinned Highlander Robbie McAllistair after a flying Leg-drop..John Cena pinned D.H. Smith after an F-U..Randy Orton pinned Paul Burchill after an RKO..Randy Orton pinned Val Venis after an RKO..Randy Orton pinned Cody Rhodes after an RKO (assisted by John Cena)..All hell broke loose and the RAW roster attacked both men and everybody was disqualificatied.. John Cena got a steel chair and started whacking everybody and cleared the ring except for two..Umaga & JBL took out John Cena, and JBL swung a chair at Randy Orton but accidentally hit Umaga! (uh oh)Umaga hit Randy Orton with the Samoan Spike and then chased JBL backstage leaving Orton & Cena unconcious..Triple H's music hit and he came out and Pedigreed both Randy Orton and John Cena in the middle of the ring.. And that's a wrap folks.. 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