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| | WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS May 16, 2002Montreal, QUEBECMolson Center. Announcers: Michael Cole/Tazz KICKOFF: Triple H + Edge + Kurt Angle + Chris Jericho. HHH talks about getting revenge on Vince McMahon..HHH calls out Jericho but instead he gets Edge..Edge says he has a problem with HHH punking him out with a sledgehammer last week..Edge says he doesn't care that they are both "good guys"..HHH says he's never said he was a "good guy"..Suddenly the two men start to brawl!!Out of nowhere, Kurt Angle attack Edge.. Also Chris Jericho joins in beating on Triple H..Angle spears Edge!Angle & Jericho throw HHH into the ring steps!Jericho holds Edge down while Angle snips a lock of Edge's hair!!HHH chases Angle & Jericho away..Angle displays the lock of hair as he walks up the ramp! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Stacy Keibler + Kurt Angle & Chris Jericho.. Vince says he knows Stacy will win the Swimsuit competition..Vince asks Stacy for a sneak peak..Stacy opens her robe and Vince's eyes get wide!Vince ducts his head under Stacy's robe..Suddenly Angle & Jericho barge in bragging about beating up HHH & Edge..Vince rewards them with a tag match against Edge & HHH.. MATCH: Lance Storm & Bob Holly vs Randy Orton & Val Venis. Late in the match, Lance Storm hits Orton with a superkick!Storm covers Orton, but Orton reverses the pin to his favor for the win!! BACKSTAGE: Torrie Wilson & Maven + DVon + Al Snow. Maven wishes Torrie luck in the swimswuit competition..Maven the bullett and asks Torrie Wilson on a date later tonight!Torrie says yes!Torrie departs..Suddenly Rev DVon & Deacon Batista enter..DVon preaches about Maven's lustful thoughts!Al Snow enters and chases the two preachers off.. BACKSTAGE: Gregory Helms & Sho Funaki. "Mild Mannered Reporter" Gregory Helms interviews Sho Funaki.Helms asks Funaki about the word "Evil" written on his shirt..Funaki says he is busy, and turns away..Helms sees a note addressed to the Hurricane attached to Funaki's back..Helms grabs it and reads it.."Hurricane, congrates on your title shot tonight, ""but take head on your win, beacause then you're pain, will surely begin!" INTERVIEW: Mark Lloyd & Chris Jericho. Lloyd asks Jericho about his actions tonight..Jericho says that he sent a messege to Triple H tonight!Jericho reminds that HHH retired Mick Foley in a HitC..Jericho reminds that HE was the one who put HHH out for 8 months with a torn quad. MATCH: DVon w/Batista vs Maven w/Al Snow. Late in the match, Batista distracts the referee..DVon low-blows Maven, and hits his finisher!DVon wins the match!DVon beats on Maven after the match..Al Snow comes in to make the save..Batista enters and nails Al Snow with the collection box! BACKSTAGE: Stacy & ?. Stacy is preparing for her swimsuit competition..A midget (local personality i think) jumps out of nowhere with a video camera..The little guy gives a speach about recording the competition for prosperity.. SWIMSUIT COMPETITION: Torrie Wilson vs Stacy Keibler. Moderated by Tazz..Torrie is about to disrobe when Tajiri runs down and covers her up!Tajiri chases Torrie to the backstage area..Stacy gets on the microphone and proclaims herself the winner..Tazz says that Stacy should show everybody what the winner's got!Stacy shows a little let and says "You Wish!"Suddenly, new WWE Womans champion, Trish Stratus comes to the ring.. Trish asks Stacy if she's afraid of a little competition?!Trish says that she didn't bring a bikini, but she has this..Trish takes off her robe to reveal a nice red ligerie set that is a size two small..Stacy tries to hit Trish with the microphone but Trish kicks her out of the ring! BACKSTAGE: Vince, DVon, Batista + Stacy. Vince Congratulates DVon on his recent success..Vince says that Batista is very impressive..Stacy barges in complaining about what just happened!Vince tries to calm her down..Stacy asks Vince to get her a Womans Title shot..Vince gives Stacy a shot at Judgement Day!Vince asks DVon & Batista to protect Stacy until the PPV.. TAG TITLE MATCH: Rico w/Billy & Chuck vs Rikishi. Billy & Chuck constantly interfer in the match!Rikishi eventually beats the odds and wins the match after sitting on Rico's chest!After the match, Rikishi dances on the stage for the crowd.. BACKSTAGE: Vince & Stacy + Billy/Chuck/Rico. Vince being slutty with Stacy again..Billy, Chuck & Rico barge in complaining..Vince gets upset with the Tag Champs for letting Rikishi beat them..Vince says they will take on Rikishi and a mystery partner of Vince's choosing.. INTERVIEW: Mark Lloyd & Triple H + Edge. Triple H tells Jericho to call Mick Foley and ask what Triple H does in a cell..Edge comes up behind Triple H..Edge says that the two of them still have a problem..Triple H tells Edge to win a couple of World Titles before he gets in his face..Edge suggests he do it the 'Triple H way' and marry the boss's daughter!Triple H says whatever problem Edge has, to wait til after their match tonight.. CW TITLE 3WAY: Tajiri vs Billy Kidman vs Hurricane. Kidman hits the Shooting Star press but Hurricane pulls Kidman out of the ring..Hurricane eventually wins after a big chokeslam on Tajiri! IN THE RING: Hulk Hogan + Vince McMahon. Hulk Hogan limps to the ring..Hogan milks a the crowd reaction {as usual}..Hogan starts to cry {legit tears?} in the ring..Hogan throws the microphone over his shoulder to soak in the moment..Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!Hogan forgets to limp.. OOPS?Hogan is visibly shaken but tries to shake it off and get back into character..Hogan points at the microphone signally that he has a script to follow!The crowd continues to cheer!Hogan 'hulks up' for the crowd's applause..Hogan finally talks "you guys are OVER WHEALMING!"Hogan recounts the night after Wrestlemania in Montreal..Hogan tells the Montreal crowd that they are "AWESOME!"Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! (Louder this time)Hogan says that he hopes this dream never ends!~10:00 Mark of segment..Hogan says that he KNOWS Hulkamania will Live Forever!Just as Hogan was about to address the Undertaker..Vince McMahon's music hits and Vinnie-Mac comes to the ring..Vince gets right up in Hulk Hogan's face!Chants of "You Screw'd Bret! You Screw'd Bret!"Vince says that it's his opinion that "Hulkamania Sucks!"Vince says he's looking at an empty shell of what Hogan used to be..Vince says that Hulkamania is diseased..Vince says that Hulkamania has an illness..Vince says that Hulkamania has cancer..Vince says that the Undertaker is going to bury Hulkamania at Judgement Day..The crowd chants "Nah Nah Nah Nah Hey Hey Hey Goodbye!" {that doesn't make sense?!}Vince reminds Hogan that he (Vince) created Hulkamania..Vince says that he can destroy Hulkamania whenever he wants..Vince says that the Red & Yellow stands for the blood Hogan will pour on Sunday..And the Yellow stands for the stripe that goes down his back!Vince slaps Hulkamania in the face!!!!Hogan fights back and knocks Vince down, and hitting a leg drop on him!Hogan forgets to limp again..Hogan poses for the Montreal crowd....Total time: 17 minutes... MAIN EVENT: Kurt Angle & Chris Jericho vs Edge & Triple H. Kurt Angle pins Edge after the angle slam!Kurt displays Edge's lock of hair from earlier.. Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR.... Photos: Go Back To WWE History | Go Back To SmackDown! 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