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| | WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS September 11, 2003Birmingham, AlabamaAnnouncers: Michael Cole & Tazz VELOCITY TAPINGS: Alan Steel beat ??? (dark)..Jon Heidenreich beat Travis Tomko (dark)..Jamie Noble beat Chris Kanyon..Basham Brothers beat Poker Face & Scott Vantasico..Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas beat Ultimo Dragon & Funaki.. TAG MATCH: Tajiri & Nunzio vs Rey Mysterio & Billy Kidman.. Tajiri moved out of the way of the 619, then nailed a side-kick on Rey Mysterio's chin and pinned him!After the match, Tajiri whacked Rey Mysterio in the face with the Cruiserweight title! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Sable & The Big Show + Stephanie McMahon + Brock Lesnar.. The Big Show is wearing a new suit..Stephanie McMahon shows up and asks if her father is proud of herself for what they did to Zach Gowan last week..Vince McMahon says that Brock Lesnar went into business for himself when he did that..Stephanie McMahon says she doesn't beleive him, and knows he set up Zach Gowan..Stephanie McMahon says that Brock Lesnar deserves to be in jail..Brock Lesnar shows up behind Stephanie (good place to be)..Brock Lesnar says he'll beat Kurt Angle in the Iron Man match next week to become a 3-time WWE champion..Brock Lesnar says he needs a warm-up match, and suggests he fight Kurt Angle, Undertaker & Zach Gowan..Stephanie McMahon says Brock Lesnar knows damn well none of them are here tonight..Brock Lesnar then says that he should have a match with Stephanie McMahon tonight..Vince McMahon & The Big Show agree that that match is "Money in the Bank" and "Good for Ratings"..Vince McMahon then gives Stephanie McMahon the option to quit her General Manager's position instead..Stephanie McMahon walks out of the office..Editor's Note: Oh thank god we have a McMahon storyline on television tonight (sarcasm).. BACKSTAGE: Torrie Wilson & Nidia + Dawn Marie.. Nidia convinces Torrie Wilson to talk to Dawn Marie and bury the hatchet..Nidia tries to talk Dawn Marie out of wrestling Shaniqua tonight, stating that its suicide..Dawn Marie says she cannot let Shaniqua beat up people every week (it's only been ONE week!).. DIVAS MATCH: Shaniqua vs Dawn Marie.. Shaniqua demolished Dawn Marie and then got a steel chair from the outside..Torrie Wilson & Nidia hit the ring and took down Shaniqua for the save (Shaniqua wins by DQ)..Torrie Wilson picked up the chair and whacked Shaniqua with it (Editor's Note: Strangely arrousing)..Editor's Note: Shaniqua has horrible mobility, but I must say Dawn Marie has improved as a wrestler.. BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon & Sable.. Sable antagonizes Stephanie McMahon over having to make a decision over her job, or her health..Editor's Note: Does anybody else notice Sable is the absolute worst actress on the planet?????? MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Rhyno.. A-Train ran down 2 minutes into the match and drove Chris Benoit into the ringpost..Rhyno went for the cover, but only got a two-count..Rhyno locked a sharpshooter on Chris Benoit, who eventually crawled to the ropes for the break..Chris Benoit then put Rhyno in a sharpshooter, and Rhyno also crawled to the ropes to break the hold..Chris Benoit hit Rhyno with a sunset flip powerbomb from the second rope..Rhyno fought back with a stiff spinebuster on Chris Benoit..Chris Benoit won after making Rhyno tap out to the crippler crossface! BACKSTAGE: The APA & The FBI & Orlando Jordan & Matt Hardy & Sean O'Haire & Bruce.. Bradshaw says they don't trust most of these guys, but doesn't mind taking their money in poker..The APA servant (Bruce) is helping out with drinks and snacks around the table..Matt Hardy comments that he can't believe the APA is exploiting someone of lesser value..Shannon Moore comes in out of breath, and says he went all over town looking for Matt's favorite Orange Juice..Matt Hardy yells at Shannon Moore for getting No Pulp, instead of Extra Pulp..Matt Hardy says that the APA degrades Bruce, but he upgrades Shannon Moore..Matt Hardy says that the APA should be a on a twelve step program for alcolholism..Bradshaw says that Matt Hardy should be on a 2-step program to get Shannon Moore out of his ass!They set up a match between APA and Team Mattitude later in the show..The poker tables clears and Bradshaw & Farooq pay tribute to the victims and heros of 9/11 with a toast.. SUMMERSLAM: Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle.. On the canadian version of Smackdown!, which was two hours, we got to see the main event of Summerslam..The American version of Smackdown! was reduced to 1.5 hours due to the series premier of a show called "The Mullets".. LATINO STREET FIGHT: Eddie Guerrero vs John Cena.. Match took place in the middle of a bunch of cars arranges in a circle, with WWE wrestlers watching on..John Cena pulled a lawn mower out of the back of a van and started it up, but didn't get to use it..John Cena swung a shovel at Eddie Guerrero, who ducked, and the shovel dented a car..Eddy Guerrro then swung the shovel and smashed a headlight!John Cena locked Eddie Guerrero in a trunk, but Eddie kicked it open and whacked John Cena in the face!John Cena put Eddie Guerrero through a windsheild, then whacked him with a car door..Eddie Guerrero smashed John Cena's head into a window, which shattered..John Cena returned the favor and rammed Eddie Guerrero's head through another window!Eddie Guerrero bounced John Cena's head off the horn causing a "honk honk honk"..Eddie Guerrero pushed a cigarette lighter into John Cena's chest..John Cena backdropped Eddie Guerrero onto the hood of another car..Eddie Guerrero then hiptossed John Cena on the hood of a car!Chavo Guerrero showed up out of nowhere and smashed John Cena with a hubcap!Eddy Guererro jumped off a van and hit a frog-splash on John Cena, who was on the hood! TAG MATCH: The APA (Bradshaw & Farooq) vs Team Mattitude (Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore).. The APA destroys Team Mattitude, with Shannon Mooore taking the brunt of the bumps..After the match, Bruce came down and served beers to Farooq & Bradshaw (who is that guy?) MAIN EVENT: Brock Lesnar vs Stephanie McMahon.. Vince McMahon comes out first and introduces Brock Lesnar..Vince McMahon then introduces Stephanie McMahon, who comes out in her wrestling gear..Stephanie McMahon slaps Vince and low-blows him..Brock Lesnar assults and harasses Stephanie McMahon, who eventually gets up and bolts up the ilse!Brock Lesnar chases her backstage and brings her back and sets up for the F5 against the ringpost!Kurt Angle runs down to make the save and run off Brock Lesnar and Vince McMahon..Editor's Note: If you have any pride for the wrestling industry, watch next week's Smackdown!.. Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR.... Go Back To WWE History | Go Back To SmackDown! History © 2007, Black Pants, Inc. 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