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| | WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS March 24, 2005Memphis, Tennessee - FedEx ForumAnnouncers: Michael Cole & Tazz VELOCITY TAPINGS: Paul London defeated Spike Dudley..Mark Jindrak defeated Doug Basham..John Heidenreich defeated Robert Adams..Akio & Billy Kidman defeated Nunzio & Sho Funaki.. IN RING INTERVIEW: Tazz & The Big Show + Luther Reigns.. They obviously put Tazz out there to make Big Show look "Larger Than Life" cause Tazz is short..Tazz talked to The Big Show about the Sumo Match at Wrestlemania 21 between Big Show and Akebono..The Big Show says that Akebono might outweight him, but he (Big Show) is still BIGGER than Akebono..Luther Reigns showed up and drove a jeep onto the stage and told Big Show to stop jacking his jaws!Luther Reigns says Big Show is 7' tall, 500lbs -- a Giant -- we get it!Luther Reigns points out that Big Show has No Sumo Experience and he'll just embarass the SD! lockerroom..Luther Reigns puts the microphone down and tries to flip the jeep onto its side to demonstrate his ability..The Big Show laughed at Luther Reigns from the ring, bringing Reigns down and they brawled..The Big Show put an end to that quickly by chokeslamming poor Luther Reigns..The Big Show then tipped over the jeep onto its side with his sheer power! (After a few tries).. BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Chavo Guerrero.. Eddie Guerrero tells Chavo to get lost and stop trying to stir up trouble between he and Rey Mysterio..Chavo Guerrero says Rey Mysterio has been doing nothing but holding Eddie Guerrero down..Chavo Guerrero says "Lying, Cheating & Stealing" is a Guerrero tradition, not a Mysterio tradition..Chavo Guerrero says he knows Eddie wants to know who is better between he and Rey Mysterio once and for all.. UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Orlando Jordan vs Scotty Too Hotty.. JBL picked on Scotty Too Hotty before the match, leading to Scotty hitting a superkick and the W.O.R.M...JBL was so embarassed by this that he offered to wrestle in place of Orlando Jordan..RESULT: NO CONTEST.. UNSCHEDULED MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield vs Scotty Too Hotty.. John Bradshaw Layfield demolished Scotty Too Hotty with a Clothesline from Hell for the victory! INTERVIEW: Josh Mathews & Kurt Angle.. Kurt Angle says that he has another surprise tonight -- another "Blast from The Past" for Shawn Michaels.. ON STAGE: Theodore Long + Carlito Cool.. Theodore Long introduces the Memphis crowd to "Elvis Impersonator" --- Carlito Cool!Carlito Cool comes out and says Theodore Long is trying to embarass him and "thas not coooool!"Carlito Cool sang his version of the "Jailhouse Rock" and stormed off (BAD SEGMENT).. BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio.. Eddie Guerrero greets Rey Mysterio and talks about neither of them having a Wrestlemania 21 match yet!Eddie Guerrero proposes a very special Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio match that would blow the roof off!Rey Mysterio humors Eddie Guerrero and then asks "Wait.. you're not serious, are you?"Eddie Guerrero says he's "dead serious" and tells Rey Mysterio to think about it..Rey Mysterio says for now they have to defend their tag team titles...... ON SCREEN: The Undertaker.. The Undertaker cuts a promo of the many dragons who tried to take over his kingdom over the years..The Undertaker says when Randy Orton slapped him and jumped out of the ring, he sealed his own destiny..The Undertaker says that the entity that laid dormant for so long, is now awake..The Undertaker says that tonight there will be a victim, and there will be a sacrifice! TAG TITLE MATCH: Rey Mysterio & Eddie Guerrero vs Hardcore Holly & Charlie Haas.. Midway through the match, the lights went out, and the atmosphere turned to Thunder & Lightning..Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio worked like a "well oiled machine" and retained their tag team titles..Rey Mysterio asked Eddie Guerrero if he was serious about wanting to wrestle him at Wrestlemania 21..Rey Mysterio accepts Eddie 's challenge and shakes Eddie 's hand and says they're gonna TEAR THE HOUSE DOWN! IN THE RING: Kurt Angle + Sensational Sherri + Shawn Michaels (on screen).. Kurt Angle comes out to Shawn Michaels' music, wearing Michaels' gear, accompanied by ---- Sensational Sherri!!!Kurt Angle says last week he proved that he's a better athlete, and now he'll prove he's a better entertainer..Kurt Angle introduces Shawn Michaels' first manager -- "the beautiful Sensational Sherri"..Kurt Angle says every time HBK's music is played, everyone knows it's Sherri's voice screaming HBK's name..Kurt Angle says anything Shawn Michaels can do, he and Sherri can do better -- HIT THE MUSIC!Kurt Angle did their hilarious version of "Sexy Kurt" a spoof of Shawn Michaels' "Sexy Boy"..Shawn Michaels came on the big screen and plays a video package of the Showstoppas Accomplishments..Cut back to live, and Kurt Angle sees Sensational Sherri getting emotional from watching the video..Kurt Angle knocked Sherri down to the mat and put the anklelock on her until a team of Road Agents pulled him off! CATFIGHT: Dawn Marie vs Michelle McCool.. Midway through the match, the lights went out, and the atmosphere turned to Thunder & Lightning..Dawn Marie pinned Michelle McCool with her feet on the ropes.. INTERVIEW: Sho Funaki & Carlito Cool.. Carlito Cool says Elvis Presley was never as cool as Carlito, and if he was there, he'd spit in his face!Carlito Cool left, and Funaki put on a pair of sunglasses and started singing an Elvis song..Carlito came back and smashed a guitar over Funaki's head! and then spit apple at him!!! MATCH: Booker T vs Rene Dupree.. Midway through the match, the lights went out, and the atmosphere turned to Thunder & Lightning..The Undertaker appeared and attacked Rene Dupree as Booker T escaped and ran backstage..The Undertaker continued the assault at ringside including a Tombston onto the steel ring steps..Rene Dupree took a really nasty bump on the head and Michael Cole announce he was rushed to the hospital..RESULT: Obviously a NO CONTEST.. FACE-TO-FACE DEBATE: Theodore Long + John Bradshaw Layfield + John Cena.. The stipulation is that John Cena cannot lay a hand on JBL until Wrestlemania or he'll lose his title shot..Theodore Long clarifies that if JBL strikes John Cena, then Cena can strike back!JBL mentions Triple H's 10 reigns as World Champion, saying he lost it 9 times, but he (JBL) has never lost it!John Cena asks why someone with JBL's wealth would drive to the ring in a broke down limousine..JBL says there is nothing wrong with his limousine..John Cena goes out punches a spike through the tire and tells JBL that he's got a flat tire!John Cena says the limo has a horrible paint job, and then writes "JBL Sucks" on the limo with spray paint!John Cena goes back to the ring and tries to trick JBL into throwing a punch but he resists the urge..JBL goes on an angry rant and says he'll steal away John Cena's dreams at Wrestlemania..John Cena cut off JBL's neck tie and then tries to provoke JBL into throwing a punch again..John Cena then snags JBL's 10-gallon hat and fills it with water and then puts it back on JBL's head!John Cena then spray painted a yellow streak down JBL's back -- implying that JBL is a coward..John Cena then spray painted FU on the front of JBL's shirt and then left the ring...... 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