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| | WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS September 23, 2005Lubbock, Texas (Texas Tech University)Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz VELOCITY TAPINGS: Paul London defeated ?????? in a dark match..Brian "Spanky" Kendrick defeated Russel Simpson..William Regal & Paul Burchill defeated Scotty Too Hotty & Sho Funaki..The Mexicools (Psycosis & Super Crazy w/Juventud) defeated Nunzio & Big Vito.. MATCH: Booker T w/Sharmell vs "Captain Charisma" Christian.. Sharmell was heavily involved, and held Christian's leg at the end to help Booker T win the match.. BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Theodore Long & Palmer Cannon.. Eddie Guerrero complained about having cramps but said nothing will keep him from teaming with Batista..Theodore Long & Palmer Cannon decided to take Eddie out of the match as he ran to the toilet to puke! IN THE RING: Jillian Hall + John Bradshaw Layfield.. Jillian Hall (now working for JBL) delivered an elaborate introduction for John Bradshaw Layfield..JBL came out nervously riding a horse, with a cowboy hat, jeans and cowboy boots (to appeal to the Texans)..JBL said the very smart and beau.... intelligent... Jillian Hall helped him come to an epiphany!JBL said true American Texans don't hide under masks from immigration and fathers don't lie to their sons..JBL continued to cut a promo building himself as a great Texan and pledged to defend Texas and America! NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Road Warrior Animal & John Heidenreich squashed Anthony Collett & Jared Steele..BACKSTAGE: Sylvan & Christy Hemme & Stacy Keibler + Hardcore Holly.. Sylvan berated Christy Hemme & Stacy Keibler for their obvious lack of style..Hardcore Holly stepped in and said he'll give Sylvan some fasion advice in the form of a black eye! MATCH: Sylvan vs Hardcore Holly.. They showed photos of Sylvan from when he was a male model before getting into wrestling..Hardcore Holly punched Sylvan in the face and he ran backstage and got himself counted out..Hardcore Holly celebrated with Christy Hemme & Stacy Keibler.. BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Batista.. Theodore Long told Batista that Eddie Guerrero had food poisoning and probably won't make it tonight..Batista said he had heard that too and not to worry because the best doctor in town is on the way.. IN THE RING: Cowboy Bob Orton & Randy Orton.. Randy Orton & Bob Orton set up the ring like a funeral along with an open casket with the Undertaker figure inside..Randy Orton said that the thing that sets wrestlers apart is the ability to play mind games..Randy Orton said that The Undertaker may have pinned him last week but he beat him mentally..The camera zoomed in on the wax dummy in the casket, the eyes moved, the fans realized it was the REAL Undertaker..Randy Orton continued to cut a promo on the Undertaker, not knowing that he was standing several feet from him..Randy Orton took a close look at the maniquin until the Undertaker grabbed Orton by the throat!The Undertaker tossed Randy into the casket, which fell over, and Bob Orton pulled his son to safety.. MATCH: Rey Mysterio vs Mr. Ken Kennedy.. Mr. Ken Kennedy came out and apologized to Tony Chimmel for treating him badly and gave him a hug..Mr. Ken Kennedy then kicked Tony Chimmel in the gut and told him "Ha ha ha ha you still suck!"..A microphone was lowered from the ceiling (nice touch) and Mr. Kennedy did his own entrance as usual..Mr. Kennedy won after Rey Mysterio was distracted by John Bradshaw Layfield coming out on his horse.. BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Palmer Cannon.. Palmer Cannon asked Theodore Long what they were gonna do to counter RAW Homecoming on October 3..Theodore Long said he had something in mind and BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Sharmell.. Sharmell once again asked why Chris Benoit won't give Booker T a shot at the United States title..Sharmell said if they won't give Booker T respect, then he has to TAKE IT! BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & "Trainer" Larry Heck & A Nurse.. The trainer told Eddie Guerrero that he has no phsyical symptoms of being sick..An unnamed nurse stepped in and examined Eddie's stomach as the trainer left.. MATCH: Simon Dean vs Bobby Lashley.. Simon Dean was on top of Bobby Lashley performing a submission when Lashley started doing push-ups..Bobby Lashley, a 4-time All American pinned Simon Dean for the win and got a great crowd reaction.. UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Orlando Jordan.. Chris Benoit made Orlando Jordan tap out after 49.8 seconds to retain the United States title.. BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Batista.. Eddie Guerrero continued to complain about stomach pains when Batista came in to check on him..Batista told Eddie Guerrero that he brought a doctor to look after him and a "gay" doctor showed up.. MAIN EVENT: MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro w/Melina Perez) vs Batista & Eddie Guerrero.. Batista started the match by himself, as Eddie Guerrero limped down the ilse clutching his stomach..Batista did all the work and demolished MNM until Eddie Guerrero tagged himself in and hit a frog splash!Eddie Guerrero scored the pinfall and celebrated with Batista who was visibly annoyed by his partner! And that's a wrap folks... Go Back To WWE History | Go Back To SmackDown! History © 2007, Black Pants, Inc. 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