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| | WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS September 30, 2005Laredo, TexasAnnouncers: Michael Cole & Tazz INTERNET VELOCITY TAPINGS: Sylvain defeated Antifaz del Norte in a dark match..Nunzio & Big Vito defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick..Simon Dean defeated Robbie Dawber ..Chris Benoit defeated William Regal.. IN THE RING: John Bradshaw Layfield + Mr. Ken Kennedy.. Michael Cole made a point of explaining that Laredo was a busy crossing point between USA & Mexico..John Layfield came out with a donkey, some tequilla, a big mexican hat, and had tied himself to an inflated inner tube..John Layfield told the fans to be quiet or else he'll make one phone call to Immigration and clear the building!John Layfield said he went to visit Rey Mysterio's uncle and helped him jump-start his pickup truck..John Layfield said after that he went rafting at 2am with a few dozen of Rey Mysterios relatives..John Layfield lifted the donkey's tail and said that is what all of the Laredo people remind him of..Mr. Ken Kennedy came out and talked to JBL's donkey as if it was Tony Chimmel.. TAG MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield & Mr. Ken Kennedy vs Rey Mysterio & Hardcore Holly.. JBL & Mr. Kennedy (great looking tag team by the way) won the match.. BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Dave Batista.. Eddie Guerrero apologized for last week saying he feels he let Batista down and it will never happen again..Eddie Guerrero said they are going to be great friends and tonight they will be the WWE Tag Team Champions!Batista took Eddie Guerreros mexican food away, saying it's not good after having food poisoning last week.. PARKING LOT: Melina Perez & Christy Hemme.. Melina Perez was talking on her phone when Christy Hemme drove by on her (loud) Harly Davidson motorcycle..Melina Perez poked Christy Hemme and broke a nail and vowed to make Christy Hemme pay later tonight.. WOMANS MATCH: Melina Perez w/MNM vs Christy Hemme.. After an uncharacteristically GREAT match, Mercury distracted the referee while Nitro tripped Christy..Melina Perez covered Christy Hemme (who did AMAZING) and scored the pinfall to win the match..MNM set up Christy Hemme for the Snapshot, but the Legion of Doom made the save first! MATCH: The Undertaker vs "Cowboy" Bob Orton.. Bob Orton claimed Randy Orton would not get involved, and that he'd have "No Mercy" on Undertaker tonight..Two minutes into the match the referee got knocked out and Randy Orton ran down and double-teamed Undertaker!They doubled teamed Undertaker for several minutes before the referee woke up but only got a 2-count!The Undertaker recovered and set up for the Tombstone but Randy Orton made the save..The Undertaker disposed of Randy Orton and Tombstoned Bob Orton for the 1-2-3 win! MATCH: Bobby Lashley squashed Russell Simpson (Simon Dean challenged Lashley to a match at No Mercy)..THE PEEP SHOW: Christian + Booker T & Sharmell + Orlando Jordan.. Christian said No Mercy was coming up and there is no US Title match despite pinning Chris Benoit recently..Booker T showed up and said he beat Christian last week so he deserves the United States title shot..Orlando Jordan came out next and told Booker & Christian to "chill with that stuff" cause the shot is HIS..Theodore Long came out and booked a 3-WAY match with Chris Benoit picking who he wants to face at No Mercy.. TRIPLE THREAT MATCH: Booker T vs Christian vs Orlando Jordan.. They totally copied the Tower of Doom out of the corner that TNA has made famous for three years..Booker T sling-shotted Christian over the top rope and Orlando Jordan rolled up Booker T to win!Chris Benoit came out and applauded the three men and chose to defend the US title in a 4-WAY at No Mercy!! BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Palmer Cannon + Vince McMahon.. Vince McMahon entered the GM Office and asked Theodore Long what his WWE Homecoming contribution would be..Palmer Cannon introduced himself to Vince McMahon and sucked up to him, as Vince practically ignored him..Theodore Long said JBL, Benoit, Benoit, Christian, Guerrero & Mysterio will be at WWE Homecoming..Vince McMahon mentioned the show "Everybody Hates Chris" and said "Everybody Here Loves Network Execs"..Editor's Note: Everybody Hates Chris is the show that kicked Smackdown! off Thursdays Nights on UPN.. TAG TITLE MATCH: The Legion of Doom (Animal & Heidienreich) vs Batista & Eddie Guerrero.. Batista & Eddie Guerrero won the match by DQ when Mercury & Nitro interfered..Late in the match, Eddie Guerrero swung a chair at Mercury, who ducked, and Eddie smacked Batista!Eddie Guerrero tossed the chair at Mercury and played dead, so Batista assumed it was Mercury and destroyed him! And that's a wrap folks... Go Back To WWE History | Go Back To SmackDown! 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