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| | WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS March 17, 2006Bossier City, LouisianaAnnouncers: Michael Cole & Tazz INTERNET VELOCITY TAPING: Test (first match with WWE since release) defeated Sylvan in a dark match..Tatanka defeated Big Vito w/Nunzio...Paul London defeated Brian Kendrick and Jamie Noble and Kid Kash in a 4-WAY..Gymini (Mike & Todd Shane) defeated The Mexicools (Super Crazy & Psicosis).. LUMBERJACK MATCH (TO QUALIFY FOR MONEY IN THE BANK): Fit Finlay defeated Bobby Lashley.. Lumberjacks: Animal, William Regal, Kid Kash, Jamie Noble, Big Vito, Gregory Helms, Scotty Too Hotty..Lumberjacks: Orlando Jordan, Simon Dean, The Gymini, Sylvan Grenier, Matt Hardy, Tatanka................Lumberjacks: Super Crazy, Psicosis, Paul London, Brian Kendrick, Sho Funaki..........................................Typical Lumberjack match with the heels attacking Lashley and the faces attacking Finlay....Sylvan jumped in the ring with a chair and Bobby Lashley speared him but rammed head first into the chair!Bobby Lashley turned around and Fit Finlay whacked him with the shilleleigh and pinned him to win the match!Fit Finlay now qualifies for the Money in the Bank II Ladder match at WrestleMania 22!!!! WRESTLEMANIA BIG TIME MOMENT: The horrendous Gimmicks Battle Royal at Wrestlemania 2000..BACKSTAGE: MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro) + Melina Perez + Kristal Marshall + Paul Burchill.. MNM were shown oogling Vince McMahon's Muscle & Fitness Magazine (with Candice Michelle's Playboy inside)..Melina Perez came and took the Muscle & Fitness Magazine and said she'd use it for her "personal use"..Melina Perez approached Kristal Marshall to tell her that SHE is the most dominent Diva in the WWE.....Paul Burchill showed up in his pirate gear and Melina & MNM laughed at him until he pulled out his sword! MIXED TAG MATCH: Paul Burchill & Kristal Marshall defeated William Regal & Jillian Hall. The girls started the match and did great. Jillian is awesome and Kristal is coming along nicely..Paul Burchill pinned William Regal after hitting his unique, yet to be named, finisher......... BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Sharmell.. Sharmell was freaking out backstage earning her Oscar saying she was too scared of The Boogeyman.. ANNOUNCEMENT: Verne Gagne will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame on April 1 in Chicago!!!MATCH: Booker T w/Sharmell defeated Jeremy Young.. Sharmell came out shaking from terror and wearing a bee-keepers outfit to protect her from WORMS..The Boogeyman's music played after the match and Booker T & Sharmell tried to hide under the ring..The Boogeyman was under the ring and chased Booker T & Sharmell away with worms in his mouth..... 3-WAY INTERVIEW: Michael Cole & Tazz + Kurt Angle + Rey Mysterio + Randy Orton.. Randy Orton questioned Kurt Angle's health and suggested he wouldn't be 100% for their 3-WAY at WrestleMania..Randy Orton said that Rey Mysterio didn't even deserve to be in the main event at WrestleMania 22..Kurt Angle defended Rey Mysterio saying he won the Royal Rumble and Randy is the one who didn't earn it..Randy Orton called Kurt Angle a paper champion but Angle recalled Orton's short World title reign in 2004..Rey Mysterio finally spoke up and said he has been the underdog all his life and dreams do come true..Randy Orton said it would be a complete shame if Kurt Angle or Rey Mysterio got hurt later tonight... VIGNETTE: The Miz is coming to Smackdown!...MONEY IN THE BANK QUALIFYING MATCH: Matt Hardy defeated Road Warrior Animal.. Road Warrior Animal has lost the face paint and now dresses similar to a 50 year old gay biker.. Road Warrior Animal initially won but the referee found the brass knuckles and disqualified him!Matt Hardy now qualifies for the Money in the Bank II Ladder match at WrestleMania 22!!!! MATCH: Chris Benoit defeated Orlando Jordan by Submission (Sharp-Shooter).. John Layfield came out with a handheld beer cooler and joined Michael Cole & Tazz on commentary..They played a video for Stone Cold Steve Austin to hype his drinking contest with JBL on SNME..Chris Benoit made Orlando Jordan tap out and then JBL smashed his beer cooler over Benoit's back! INTERVIEW: Josh Mathews & Mark Henry w/Daivari.. Mark Henry said he's not going to pack up and go home just because he's facing Undertaker in a Casket match..Mark Henry said that Legend says you have to fear the Casket but he isn't afraid of the Undertaker.....Mark Henry said he would show at Saturday Night's Main Event and call out The Undertaker!!!!!! MAIN EVENT: Kurt Angle & Rey Mysterio & Randy Orton vs Mark Henry & MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro).. Kurt Angle came out with his ribs heavily taped due to being put through a table by Mark Henry last week..Randy Orton was basically playing for both teams, taking shots at his opponents as well as his partners..Rey Mysterio hit he 619 on Joey Mercury but Randy Orton tossed Rey over the ropes and stole the pinfall! And that's a wrap folks... Go Back To WWE History | Go Back To SmackDown! History © 2007, Black Pants, Inc. 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